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An adrenal gland is a terrible thing to waste. I would rather die standing than live life on my knee

About Me


For those of you who actually read this... On April 27th I moved from Chicago to Clearwater FL and so far I absolutely love it. Myself, like many others, have found them self somewhat addicted to this site. I'm 20, and counting the days until my birthday on July 27th. In Chicago it never mattered because everyone knows someone. I am looking at this period of my life as a time to reflect upon who I have become and what I still have left to still accomplish. With that in mind, I am highly selective about those on my friends list, and I will NOT add you without a justifiable reason.
A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF: I find it very difficult to sum up 21 years of my life into a pathetic page but I'll do my best to keep it simple. Who am I? Hmmm... Self proclaimed dork, student, teacher, hard worker... perpetual learner. Let's see, so this is where I can either write a series of more or less admirable facts about myself, displaying no sense of modesty, or write that "I like to party and hang out with friends" sounding like a 13 year old girl (no offense to the challenged Y-chromosome). Another option would be merely stating my likes and dislikes...and why one would want to lay out all of their cards on the table is beside me. My name is Raffy but for simplicity's sake everyone calls me Roy. Before you butcher my ethnicity I'm 1/2 Armenian and 1/2 Belgium. Yes, I speak Armenian fluently. Armenia is the Christian religion originated along with the first genocide to history. I'm not a F.O.B. (fresh off the boat) I am the first born American in my family. My family members are fresh of the boat haha I am sarcastic and witty, don't always take what I say seriously. Without a sense of humor our lives would be hella boring. I am incredibly honest and straightforward but sometimes tend to be blunt. I'm usually laid-back and sometimes reserved (although usually not so much); leading people to think I'm an arrogant cocksucker who considers himself too good for everyone else... which isn't the case. I'm a really nice guy once I feel comfortable. Sometimes I think that can be one of my flaws. Until then I may be enigmatic. I absolutely despise drama and try to stay away from it at all times. I believe everyone has good in them and enjoy getting to know people and what they are all about. I hate ignorant narrowminded individuals who tend to judge people without knowing anything about them. I'm an excellent judge of character. We all are not the same on the outside but we all breath the same air on the inside. I have always worked hard for everything I have and believe through hard work and dedication any goal set fourth can be accomplished. When I decide what I want I'll never settle for less. Call me a nerd but I don't really mind going to school. School is a place where u can better yourself and meet friends that hopefully you will know for the rest of your life. I have goals and I am incredibly ambitious.
Things that annoy the everlasting crap out of me? Hmmm...horrible spellers! If you clearly do not know the difference between your and you're, to, too, and two, and there, their and they're; please don't bother talking to me. People who look at the picture, and not the person (don't ask me where I am from, what I do, or how old I am, or anything else that is obviously displayed in my profile). There are gorgeous people every where but most only have beauty skin deep.

My Interests

Music:

I'm open minded to all types.

Movies:


The Guy in the Glass
by Dale Wimbrow, (c) 1934
When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf,
And the world makes you King for a day,
Then go to the mirror and look at yourself,
And see what that guy has to say.
For it isn't your Father, or Mother, or Wife,
Who judgement upon you must pass.
The feller whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the guy staring back from the glass.
He's the feller to please, never mind all the rest,
For he's with you clear up to the end,
And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.
You may be like Jack Horner and "chisel" a plum,
And think you're a wonderful guy,
But the man in the glass says you're only a bum
If you can't look him straight in the eye.
You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years,
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartaches and tears
If you've cheated the guy in the glass.
In grateful memory of the author, Dale Wimbrow 1895-1954

Television:

I don't watch TV.

Books:

My favorite book is The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell.

Heroes:

Superman :)

My Blog

Bananas

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!This is interesting.After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same wayagain.Bananas contain three natural sugars -- sucrose, fructose and gluc...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

History Lesson

History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected Pr...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

How drunk is drunk enough?

Now, the question on the table is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is that it's all a matter of brain cells. You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that does...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

The benefits of sex you didn't know about.

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have h...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

i'm never again pulling over for pigs on my bike!!!

ok so yesterday i'm roaring down golf road at about 10:50 on my way to school. driving the way i always do.  going 150+ on the straight aways and ripping through the middle of cars. i take the la...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST

Buffalo Theory

Well you see, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted the weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:37:00 PST

Google <333

Google Mistake??? this is great - you have to do this: 1- Go to www.Google.com 2- Type in Failure 3- Look at it the first listing and laugh at what comes up first 4- Tell other people before the p...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

18 Commandments of Myspace

18 COMMANDMENTS OF MYSPACE 1. Delete Tom... he's not your friend, and I promise you that he won't notice if you delete him. 2. Never under any circumstances is it acceptable to say "thanks f...
Posted by [[ROY]] on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST