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Nicole

No I'm no one's wife, but oh I LOVE MY LIFE, and all that jazz....

About Me

I'm bitchy and short tempered. I can cook if you give me directions, but I'd rather not. i can make my own coffee, but I don't mind paying people to make a better cup for me. I like stupid chick lit books because of the fact that they're mindless. I don't feel the need to not put sugar in my coffee or eat rice out of a box in order to live longer, I'd rather enjoy the preservatives and sugar. I watch a lot of bad TV, but that doesn't hurt you, so leave it alone. I like kiddie movies and TV shows, and really slutty movies and TV shows. I like Christmas specials. I like staying up at night and sleeping in in the morning. I like flannel sheets, even in the summer. I think NYC is the greatest city in the world. I don't feel the need to travel that much, mostly because I just don't like to. I can't play any musical instruments and I'm ok with that. I can't play poker, but I want to learn. I can't remember anything I learned in class this year, but I know almost every episode of Sex and the City verbatum. I'm addicted to "Grey's" and "House", even though they're almost the exact same show. I hate the rain. I like the beach. I'm working on becoming magical so I can turn myself into Kate Beckinsale.

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My Interests

reading, although it seems like i never have time to do much of that anymore, going on coffee runs, bumming around Target, procrastinating, rationing my vodka so i dont randomly run out of it and cry, making fun of really bad movies with my friends, staying up until 4 in the morning trying to figure out how to fix my life

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

looooove early 90's stuff like the Gin Blossoms and Spin Doctors and stuff, Alanis before she got all happy peppy, anything Ani, Sugarcult, Matchbox 20, Billy Joel, Liz Phair before she got happy, Bon Jovi

Movies:

Bridget Jones' Diary, My Best Friend's Wedding, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Muppets Christmas Carol, Closer, Resivoir Dogs, Chicago, Cruel Intentions, When Harry Met Sally, Boondock Saints, Dogma, Grease, Love Actually

Television:

Sex and the City, Dawson's Creek, Gilmore Girls, Supernatural, House, Grey's Anatomy, Project Runway, Dead Like Me

Books:

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Angels in America, Bridget Jones' Diary and The Edge of Reason, Dangerous Angels, Girl Interupted

Heroes:

my mommy

My Blog

randomness from today...

Things I get told by adults: 1. To be a high maintanance woman because it's not worth it to be low maintanance - my mother. 2. To get laid - my boss Kathee. Random things I realized: 1. I spent my las...
Posted by Nicole on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

IM A FEMINST!

DISCLAIMER - this got more political and angry than originally intended, and def. not as eloquant and Kris's political rant. Sorry.   The stupid government thinking its a smart idea to totally ...
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

yes Kris, im that bored

Tagged I've been tagged Category: Life List ten Random Things About Yourself: 1 - I like burnt toast, and I like to let...
Posted by Nicole on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

"i don't wanna be anything other than what i've been trying to be"

so i've been on a Gilmore Girls kick, and lately i've been watching the episodes where Lorelai has been freaking out that shes alone. like right now im waching the one where Lorelai ends up crying to ...
Posted by Nicole on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

"what about girls who are just...well, nice?"

"No! Its not fair! Why is she everyones type! I mean, shes attractive and athletic and well put together and sucessful and went to Yale and is making a difference in the world. What about ME! What abo...
Posted by Nicole on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Married (Relationship) vs. Singles

********DISCLAIMER*********Before i get yelled at, this is not to insult my friends who are in relationships, and this isn't directed directly towards them. This is something in a magazine that bugged...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

so im petty. i admit it.

so i think everyone of us at one point has used this thing to bitch about people, of course leaving out their names to keep some sort of anonimity, even thought everyone else pretty much knows wh...
Posted by Nicole on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

kris :)

How Well do you know the 4th person on your top 8? 1. First name? Krissy2. Age: 203. Boy or girl ? Girl4. How long you've known this person? sophmore year of high school? she was my dawson's creek bud...
Posted by Nicole on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

:(

entry of shame, for i forgot to mention the lovely, talented, beautiful selina belina, only because i am an asshole, i have no actual excuse. i love this girl like no one would believe, because she is...
Posted by Nicole on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:57:00 PST

stolen from selina...

"bitchs talk cause they think they know us.... girls please if we had dicks you'd be the first to blow us "
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST