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Small Town Southern Man

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-This is the who i am idea stolen from Reagan Gardner.
1) i have found out that i am very traditional, in the sense that like a traditional southern gentleman, like i love the south we have sweet tea, trucks that actually need 4 wheel drive, and the best beaches around, lol. But then again I am also a Professional Metrosexual, haha.
2)Yeah i've been dubbed a professional metrosexual, i have to admit it i am about the gayest straight guy you wil prolly ever meet, but i also have like 6 different sides to my personality i'll act one way with certain people and then act another way with other people idk why.
3)I have short hair I love it but I miss the long hair I used to have.
4)I am very insecure when it comes to myself, especially when it comes to relationships, i might say that im fine with you hanging with other guys w/o me but deep down im deathly scared of you leaving me.
5)And yes i have had people walk all over me because im nice.
6)I've had my heart broken a few times, and ive never gotten over any of them.
7)I honestly try to be that nice, sweet, romantic guy that you dreamed about when you were 12.
8)I'm way too trusting of people and thats the main reason why people have walked all over me throughout my life.
9)I try to be accepting of commplements and such, but i honeslty cant take them, it makes me feel really awkward and idk where to go after that.
10)I try to be trustworthy, but i honestly fall short sometimes and i cant stand it when i am not trustworthy.
11)I act the way my parents taught me, nice, religious, and such. Im pretty “goody-two shoeish” honestly. I don’t drink, I have before but I don’t under normal circumstances, I don’t smoke, dude I SO could never date anyone that smokes or drinks alot I’ve seen what that shit does to people and I never want that to happen to me or anyone I love.
12)I love creativity, it amazes me, because i am a very literal minded person and im honestly incapable of creative thinking.
13)When it comes to girls, im a complete guy when it comes to the outside appearence, but looks carries as much significance to me as tv does to mankind. nice to look at but not really needed, lets be honest here i mean you have to be atleast something for me to look at.
14)I know the kind of girls ive dated before, preppy lookin and all, but there's nothing more sexy than a good ole' blonde country girl... with spurs on her comboy boots. You just dont fuck with that girl, lol. and she has strong leg muscles, cuz she BREAKS IN bronco's, haha.
15) Yeah my sense-of-humor is very perverted but im not that perverted at all, unless you want me that way.
16)And of all the girls ive ever dated, ive completely gotten over 0, im not lookin to get back up with them, but i went out with you, it was for a damn good reason.
17)5'3"ish is the absolute perfect height for a girl, btw.
18)An Aries, w/e that is supposed to mean.
19)I love to sing at the top of my lungs, it makes me feel free, and i honestly have this feeling like something has got to be let free if i haven't sang in a while.
20)and no i dont think i sing good, i think im always flat no matter what note im singing.
21)And i like singing up in the Tenor range, when im an actual Bass.
22)I give out my heart way too easily, and most of the time, it gets thrown back in my face.
23)I am emotional, but i very rarely cry, its not because i dont hurt, its because ive been taught my whole life to not cry and that cant be reversed. And i dont want people to see me weak.
24)And if you break my heart i wont break down in your face, ill wait til you get miles away and then it will suddenly come on, and even then ill fight back tears.
25)I love my car, my car= True Love.
26)Even tho i act and play around like im confident, i actually have 0 confidence.
27)I hate haveing limits, i often dream about flying, like myself not in a plane, just like superman, and going around killing the bad people. I also dream about being a Jedi knight like in Star Wars and being the greatest Jedi ever, yeah imam Star Wars n3rd so watch out!
28)If im slow, weak, and instable, make me mad and you'll see a completely different person. When i feel threatened i turn into the martial artist that ive been trained to be. I just try and keep it to myself, because when i get mad i dont feel any pain and i get focused on inflicting as much pain as possible and thats not cool, im kinda embarrased about that one. ive yet to reach my full potential because ive yet to actually get into a real fight, but when i do please watch out, i dont like hurting people.
29)It actually takes alot to make me mad or annoyed.
30)I love to Laugh.
31)I love to make other people happy, then ill worry about myself.
32)I drive a 1995 Chevy Camaro Z28 and i love the ever living shit out it. God the V8 rumble is like ear-gasmic! And the fact i can go to 150+ mph is just awesome!
34)I'm Slightly Dislexic.
33)I try to be religious, because im afriad of Failing and not going to heaven.
35)And i think that the church itself as a business is corrupted, but i believe that there is a God and Jesus was his Son.
36)I dont believe in the Da Vinci code, but i dont doubt the fact that it couldn't have happened. If Jesus did have a marriage and a Family, SO? Thats completely within wed-lock and thats within the Church's Laws.
37)I change subjects without telling you ive changed subjects, but im getting better at that.
38)I like hugs, but nothing is better than holding and kissing someone i love with all my heart. 39)I love animals, except snakes, i hate snakes and im a complete girl when it comes to snakes.
40)I have a real problem with walkin out my front door, unless i look like im goin on a date or somethin, i always have to look my best.
41)I love the way nature looks, but i hate the bug and dirty part, i hate being dirty, like i said i have to always look my best.
42)I hate lookin at pictures of myself, because i think i look bad, and so recently ive resorted to only takin pics when i look surprised cuz then i dont have to look at my smile.
43)I want some glasses so bad, i want the black rimmed, old timey type glasses, cuz i think ill look good in them. And also i honestly have a glasses fetish, like for serious.
44)oh and i dont have a hearing problem just a comprehension problem, if i make you say it twice i picked up the displaced air originating from your mouth, but i didn't interpret it good enough is all. So if you see me lookin at your lips thats why im trying to understand you the first time.
45)I like all kinds of music, from bluegrass to crank music, I like bass lines, and being such I LOVE techno!!! But country and bluegrass as my roots, lol, and I love punk rock especially anything that gets me hype and all adrenaline-fied is great music to me.
46)I want to be the guy that has a great wife and a great family, i imagine every chick i date whether or not she's wife material bcs why else do you date?
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