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Amy

amykern283

About Me



My Interests

Singing in the car with the windows down, drinking beer, making up nicknames for people I don't know (pippy long stocking, halitosis...the list goes on)

Music:

Blue October and a new found obsession with rap music. Thank you 106.9!

Movies:

The ones that make you laugh. Don't make me watch Garden State- I'd rather shoot myself! Artsy movies are over rated...give me Adam Sandler.

Television:

My numero uno distraction. We have a love hate relationship.

Books:

Been working on the same book since Christmas.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Mrs. O'Roules

So, the wedding weekend was fantastic.  Here are the highlights. Nails and toes on Friday followed by Total Happiness for lunch at Aunt Vicki's. Saturday, the big day.  Hair at 9am- but I wa...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

Guilty Pleasures...

Jen has inspired me once again with her weird blog.  This one is getting personal. 1.  Smelling stuff.  Sometimes I know it's going to stink and I will smell it anyway.  Smell it b...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST

The perfect stud...

Jen has inspired me to create the PERFECT boyfriend list..... 1.  Must be willing to dance in public when drunk...even if he looks as ridiculous as Chandler when he does it. 2.  Must hate ca...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

Kernisms

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder. If pudding was money would you eat your money ...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

Movies in my head...won't get out!

So, I have a few of my favorite movies running in my head right now on repeat.  I kind of can't stop...so won't you share it with me...   Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses ...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

My Mexican Admirer

Dear Sir: While I appreciate you hitting on me and complmenting my figure, you must revise your approach. Next time, instead of asking me if I ate a lot at Christmas, simply say...you look good! Since...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

A year in phrases- 2006

Forget it!  Give me the mustard- I'll make my own penalty flag! Dad: Why'd you name you fish Ganja?  Me:  He was faded Diehl: How mad at you are me?  I wish someone I know would te...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

Buuuuuurrrrp! Excuse me!

Your data has been digested. A careful analysis reveals that you belong to a category known as: The Stealth Burper. Your burp probably sounds like one of the following... ump. umph. mmph. mumph. urrr....
Posted by Amy on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Color thingy

RED 1. Are you currently mad at someone? Lucas- he accused me of cheating at darts because I was beating him after only two rounds. 2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? Probably me...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

My new theme song

Me and all my friends We're all misunderstood They say we stand for nothing There's no way we ever could Now we see everything is going wrong With the world and those who lead it We just feel li...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST