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Lizbit!

I'm so smart, I'm practically retarded

About Me

elizabeth is waiting to be found
elizabeth is a symbol of history we hold dear
elizabeth is in the house
elizabeth is coming back tomorrow
elizabeth is here
elizabeth is smart and brave
elizabeth is only kidding
elizabeth is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
elizabeth is an up and coming young star represented by agent
elizabeth is available to speak to large audiences for a fee
elizabeth is freaking me out
elizabeth is quite stupid isn't she?
elizabeth is so much more than that
elizabeth is fed up of taking her clothes off on the big screen
elizabeth is going for a pretty penny
elizabeth is my favorite star

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks

My Blog

My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent

A surefire way to my heart is with shots. Specifically, shots of liquid cocaine. More specifically, shots of liquid cocaine that come out of frigging nowhere. Awesome.
Posted by Lizbit! on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:13:00 PST

13 more days...

There are 13 days left until I leave. Fabulous. :-) Leave where, you ask? Well, you're just going to have to wait until May 17th to find that out.
Posted by Lizbit! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm about as useful as a palsy patient performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench

Sin City rocks my socks. That is all.
Posted by Lizbit! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Avez-vous vu mes pantalons?

EL-JAY? I think so. www.livejournal.com/users/attn_whore
Posted by Lizbit! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST