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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?: RAY
Age?: 17
Sex?: HELL YEA
Birth Date?: 5/12/89
Hair Color?: BLACK
Eye Color?: DARK BROWN
Height?: 5'7
Weight?: IDK
Body Type?: IDK
Piercings?: 2
Tattoos?: NOPE
What are you wearing right now?: SHORTS AND A TEE WAT U WEARIN
Hair style at the moment?: BRAIDS
* Favorites *
Soda?: PEACH FAYGO
Food?: LUCKY CHARMS
Drink?: PEACH FAYGO
Alcoholic Drink?: IDK
Time of day?: THE TIME OF DAY SUMTHING GOOD HAPPEN
Season?: SUMMER
Day of the week?: WEEKENDS
Song at the moment?: IDK WHATEVER GET THE HOES 2 DROP THEY PANTS
Band/Artist?: IDK
Book?: DONT READ BOOKS
Subject in school?: GYM
Place in the USA?: LAS VEGEAS
Place outside the USA?: AFRICA THEY GOT HOES
Color?: GREEN
Style of clothes?: UP 2 DATE
Store?: THE CORNER STORE THEY GOT EVERYTHING THERE NOW A DAYS
Mall?: FUCK THE MALL
City?: FUCK A CITY
Website?: FUCK THE INTERNET ITS 2 DANGEROUES NOW A DAY U DONT KNO WHO U MEETIN
Magazine?: IDK
Kind of pet?: TURTLE
* Worst *
Place to be?: CASKET
Class in school?: THE 1 WIT THE MEAN TEACHER
Time of dayr?: THE MORNING
Season?: WINTER AND FALL
Kind of pet?: A TIGER IT CAN TURN ON U
Drink?: GRAPE
Food?: SEAFOOD
Mall?: THE 1s IN BUFFALO
Store?: DOLLAR STORE
Style of clothes?: THE SHIT JIM JONES WEAR
Celebrity?: IDK
Color?: PINK
Book?: SCHOOL BOOKS
Type of music?: HEAVY MEATAL
Website?: MYSPACE
Magazine?: IDK
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: WEN MY EYES OPEN
What is your first thought?: I WANNA GO BACK 2 SLEEP
What do you do first?: TAKE A PISS
What's your usual outfit?: WAT I WAKE UP IN
What's the first class of the day?: I DONT HAVE CLASS IN THE DAY
When does school end?: 8:00p.m.
Do you see your friends?: YEA
What do you do when you get home?: LAY DOWN
What time do you go to bed?: WEN I GO 2 SLEEP
* Do you...*: DO I WAT?????
Brush your teeth daily?: YEA
Brush your hair daily?: WEN ITS NOT BRAIDED
Shower daily?: YEA
Sing?: YEA IN THE SHOWER
Dance?: NO
Party?: YEA
Get drunk?: ONCE IN A BLUE MOON
Have sex?: YEA
Read books?: NO
Listening to music a lot?: YEA GOTTA SET THE MOOD
Read magazines?: NO
Go .. a lot?: NO
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?: NO
Have a religion?: NO
Have an IPod?: YEA
Want an IPod?: NO
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: YEA A WIFE
Play an instrument?: NO
Get sick a lot?: NO
Watch TV?: YEA
Like MTV?: NO
Like VH1?: NO
Like the History Channel?: YEA ITS BETTER THAN SCHOOL
Have Digital Cable?: YEA
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: YEA
Listen to the radio?: NO
Still use your CD player?: NO
Stalk people?: HELL NAW THEY STALK ME AFTER THE GOOD DICK IT AINT MY FAULT
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?: I DONT HAVE BUDDIES PAL
Have dial-up internet?: NO COST 2 MUCH
Have AOL?: NO IT SUCKS ASS
Know HTML?: DONT KNO WAT IT MEAN
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: IDK HOW 2 FIND THAT OUT
Get H's in honors classes?: I DONT GET H's I GET A's AND I DIDNT KNO U CAN GET A H IN CLASS
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?: YEA
R & B?: YEA
Blues and/or Jazz?: NO
Classical?: NO
Pop?: NO
Country?: NO
Emo/Scremo?: WAT THE FUCK
Heavy Metal?: NOPE
Christian?: NO
Techno?: NO
Reggae?: NO
Broadway Musical songs?: NO
Oldies?: NO
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?: IT DEPENDS ON THEY COLOR
Eye color?: DONT MATTER
Tattoos?: NO
Piercings?: YEA
Favorite Music?: IDK
Style of clothing?: UP 2 DATE
Body Type?: SEXY/FUCKABLE
Personality or Looks?: BOTH
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: YEA HOES DO IT SO Y CANT I
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: NO
Does size matter?: IDK ASK A BITCH I LEAVE EM SMILIN SO I DONT CARE
Do they have to be popular?: NO
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?: DO WE ASK THEM WAT
Where do you go on the first date?: MY HOUSE
Kiss on the first date?: NO
Sex on the first date?: NO DONT WANT PPL THINKIN IM EASY
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: HELL YEA
Are you eating something?: NO
Are you drinking something?: NO
Are you IMing anyone?: NO
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: NO
Are you talking face to face with someone?: NO
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?: YEA
What song are you listening to?: NONE
What are you watching on TV?: THE WIRE
What other websites do you have open?: NONE
Why are you taking this survey?: Y R U ASKIN ME SO MANY QUESTION
Where are you going to post it?: FUCK U
What are you going to do after this?: NOTHIN
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: NO
The afterlife?: NO
Aliens?: NO
God?: YEA
The devil?: NEVER SAW HIM SO IDK
Heaven?: YEA
Hell?: YEA CUZ IM THERE NOW
Scientology?: WATTTTTTTTTTT
Hinduism?: WATTTTTTTTT
Buddhism?: WATTTTTTTTTTT
Christianity?: NO
Taoism?: NEVER HEARD OF IT
Judism?: NEVER HEARD OF IT
Jesus?: YEA
Nothing?: YEA
Reincarnation?: IDK I HEARD RUMORS THO
Yourself?: NO
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?: YEA
Where were you going?: ALOT OF PLACES
Have you been to another country?: YEA FRANCE
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?: NO
Have you ever partied in another country?: YEA
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?: NO
Ever stayed .. more than 10 hours straight?: NO
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?: NO
Talked about someone behind their back?: NO
Had someone talk about you behind your back?: IDK IF IT WAS BEHIND MY BACK HOW AM I POSE 2 KNO
Been in a fight ..?: WAT U MEAN
Been in a fight face to face?: YEA
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?: YEA
Been called a bitch?: YEA IT HURTS MY FEELINGS
Been called a slut/whore?: YEA ITS SAD
Been to Australia?: YUP I MEAT STEVE
Do you like snakes?: NO
Ever cried to get your own way?: NO
Ever broken a bone?: NO
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?: NO
Ever had serious surgery?: NO
Ever looked a porn ..?: NO I MADE PORN THO
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?: NOT OLD ENOUGH
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?: SOCKS
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?: NO
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?: YEA
Ever been on stage for any reason?: YEA
Ever been in a play?: YEA
Ever been in a choir?: YEA
Ever been in a band?: NO
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?: NO
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?: HELL NAW
Waxed your eyebrows?: HELL NAW
Waxed your legs?: HELL NAW
Cut yourself shaving?: NO
Have you ever died?: IF I DIED HOW THE HELL IMA SIT HERE AND DO THIS FUCKIN SURVEY AND ANSWER THESE DUM ASS QUESTION HAVE U EVER DIED NIGGA
Was this survey an good at all?: NNO
What time is it right now?: MAN FUCK U
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Name: RAY
Birthdate: 5/12/89
Birthplace: WHO KNOWS
Current Location: DELAVAN
Eye Color: DARK BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'7
Weight: 180
Piercings: 2
Tatoos: NOPE
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: YUP
Overused Phraze: DONT FUCKIN WORRY BOUT WAT I SAY
FAVORITES
Food: NOW AND LATERS
Candy: SKITTLES
Number: 2
Color: ORANGE
Animal: FUCK A ANIMAL
Drink: WATER ITS GOOD 4 U
Alcohol Drink: I DONT DRINK
Bagel: EWWWWWW
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: ASS
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: FAYGO
McDonalds or BurgerKing: SUBWAY EAT FRESH
Strawberry or Watermelon: GRAPES
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE ICE BABY
Chocolate or Vanilla WHITE CHOCOLATE
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: NIETHER
Kiss or Hug: I DONT KISS I DONT KNO WHERE THESE HOES MOUTHS BEEN BUT DONT WORRY I STILL CAN GET U WET
Dog or Cat: A FISH IT CANT FUCK UP THE HOUSE
Rap or Punk: RAP
Summer or Winter: SPRING
Love or Money: LOVE CUZ U CAN GET MONEY FROM YO LOVED 1s
YOUR...
Bedtime: WEN U PUT ME 2 SLEEP
Most Missed Memory: GRANDMOTHER/GRANDFATHER
Best phyiscal feature: U TELL ME
First Thought Waking Up: GOIN BACK 2 SLEEP
Goal for this year: STAYIN ALIVE AND OUT OF JAIL
Best Friends: MANNNNN FUCK FRIENDS THEY AINT NEVER THERE WEN U NEED EM
Weakness: I HAVE NONE
Fears: I HAVE NONE
Heritage: BLACK/WHITE
Longest relationship: 2 B CONTINUED
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: YUP
Ever Smoked: NOPE
Pot: HOW CAN U SMOKE A POT????????
Ever been Drunk: YUP
Ever been beaten up: YEA
Ever beaten someone up: YEA
Ever Shoplifted: YEA
Ever Skinny Dipped: NOPE
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YEA
Been Dumped Lately: NOPE I DO THE DUMPIN
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: DONT MATTER
Favorite Hair Color: DONT MATTER
Short or Long: NOT BALD HEADED
Height: SHORTER THAN ME
Style: UP 2 DATE
Looks or Personality: BOTH
Hot or Cute CUTE Y WOULD I WANT SUM1s THATS HOT
Drugs and Alcohol: NOOOOOOOO
Muscular or Really Skinny: NOT MUSCULAR
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: MY WHOLE LIFE
What country do you want to Visit: I BEEN 2 EM ALL ALREADY
How do you want to Die: PAINLESS
Been to the Mall Lately: NAW
Do you like Thunderstorms: IT MAKE ME SLEEPY
Get along with your Parents: YEA
Health Freak: NO
Do you think your Attractive: YEA DO U?
Believe in Yourself: NO
Want to go to College: YEA
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: NO
Shower Daily: YEA
Been in Love: YEA
Do you Sing: IN THE SHOWER
Do you want Children: MAYB
Have your future kids names planned out: NO
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: WEN U WANT 2 BREAK IT
Hate anyone: YEA U
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