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Johnny

About Me

»-(¯`v´¯)-» «-(¯`v´¯)-« I don't leave my house anymore.

My Interests

Music, Beer, Sex, Movies, Evil, Porn, Formula 1, Guitars, the Devil, Lurking.

I'd like to meet:

My inner child so I can kick his ass.

Music:

Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Slayer, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Gwar, Nashville Pussy, Nomeansno, Ramones, SNFU, Hank Williams III, and about a thousand others.

Movies:

SNAKES ON A PLANE! Kill Bill, Sergio Leone's "Dollars" trilogy, Full Metal Jacket, The Godfather, the real Star Wars trilogy, again, about a thousand others, mostly comedies and documentaries. Oh, and pornography, ya gotta love porn!

Television:

There's only three decent shows on tv. The rest is shit.

Books:

I can't read or write.

Heroes:

There's no such thing.

My Blog

what the fuck???

An astronaut wearing a wig, a trenchcoat and a diaper drove 900 miles and pepper sprayed an air force captain.  Apparantly they were both in love with a Navy Commander.  You could take all t...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:25:00 PST