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JON-JON HERNANDEZ

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About Me

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ALWAYS “Out and about” people say… ALWAYS getting’ pretty ‘LOCO'... Same peeps say I stick to them, foo…just like yo crusty MOCO!
Sure, I got my own style…don’t you even try to knock it... Cuz I’m the people’s ‘PICK’ vato…sumthin like a Hot Pocket!
You couldn’t trace my lines…not even with a stencil... My characters’ sharp, my friend…sharper than a numero dos pencil!
Yeah, I got a couple friends…but I don’t think I could ever have enough... Cuz friendships are like the AMPM slogan… “TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF!"
Humbled that many know me…and I’m thankful I’m your Chico... Foo, I keeps it OLD SCHOOL…like Napoleon and Uncle Rico! HAHA!
I like to meet new people often…and more than often like to dance... Making heads LAUGH constantly, son…you’ll be going “PP” in those pants! HA!
My familia and my friends…they the absolute best! You won’t find greater influences… not even searchin’ MapQuest!
I consider myself to be patient…but I recommend you never test me! Cuz I be mobbin’ with a FULL HOUSE always-just call me “Uncle Jessie!”
Constantly saying what’s on my mind…No doubt you’ll be dropping that jaw... My peeps always got mah back…I gots mo support than a Double D Bra! WATCHA!
Always got a smile on my face…and constantly acting dumb... I’m like five-foot nuthin…but seem to stick out like a hitchhikers thumb!
GOD has blessed me with this existence…it’s like there’s a seed in me he planted... And everyday he speaks through me…telling me to take NOTHING for granted
I still sport My SOX Hats…and I still keep my Dickies Saggin... Ain’t no need for changing my humble ways…ain’t no need for Braggin
Yeah, I still talk to a lot of peeps…and yeah, I still go by “DOUBLE J”... Homie, I’m real comfortable with who I am…it’s just too bad you can’t say the same
I’m that dude that’s always down to chill out…crack back a couple of coldies... That same dude who’s tearin’ up tha’ blacktop of the 559 cruisin it to some oldies
Catch me in my carro…speaker’s por vida blasting... With a persona that’s like Willy Wonka’s “Gobstobbers” …puro “Everlasting!”
I’m proud of where I come from…. The Beautiful SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY... And yeah, I can turn that frown upside down…better than anyone you know in Cali
Materialistic? I could care less about what you have…or what you got... You can call me the “RIPLEY’S” dude… “Just BELIEVE that one…or NOT!”
Yeah I’ve been through some ups and downs; could prolly write a couple books... Friends say, “They wish they had my life”…and I tell em’ truthfully, “it ain’t as easy as it looks”
I know how it is… I’ve had a bunch of people doubt me... But one after the other they simply realize…fazing me…Haha…highly unlikely!
Understand I’m that dude who will go out of my way…to meet and greet ya with a smile... And I’m that guy who will be first on your list…when ya need someone to dial
I’m that shoulder you lean on…and absolutely there for you when you cry... I take great pride in treating everybody alike…and will take that with me till’ the day I die
All in all, I want to make a change in this world…with the words I mark and spit... My name is “JON-JON” HERNANDEZ chicos y chicas…and DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!!!
REMEMBER TO: LAUGH…LOVE…LIVE…AND ALWAYS…ALWAYS
…STAY POSITIVE:)
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My Interests

STAND-UP-COMEDY/MUSIC, (Look out for me in early 08’ Beeoch!) Girls! Girls! And Mo Girls! No discriminating here: “Short, tall, skinny, flaca…darn right “Jon-Jon” like them girlies with the big ol’ Nalgas!” HA! Other interests include watching my CHICAGO WHITE SOX play ball, music, sports, feeding my face at different restaurants across the 559, school, writing, culture, working out when it’s warm outside, hibernating when it’s cold outside, MEETING NEW PEOPLE EVERYDAY, turning frowns upside down, (That’s just what I do!) and spending as much time I possibly can with the GREATEST FAMILY and FRIENDS in the WORLD! I love ALL you guys…THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY LIL’ HEART for all the love and support!

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE/EVERYONE WITH A POSITIVE VIBE:)

Music:

I got this topic COVERED like a WINTER COAT! Wide Range of beats…just as long as it ain’t Country! NO “Achee Brakeee Heart in this Lil’ Body of Mine!” HA! ~Oldies/Old School=THE BEST!~

Movies:



Television:

Don’t really have much time for it…but I like flippin on the Spanish Stations…if you’ve seen the girls on those stations…NUFF’ SAID.Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

Books:

Gonna keep it real: The only consistent reading I do is the Sports Page every morning…while I drop them bombs in the toilet!

Heroes:

That’s a No-Brainer! My Grandpa Cruz(11/24/1923- 11/1/2006 R.I.P.), and my Grandma Helen Flores(5/26/1925- 12-19-2007 R.I.P.) We all love and miss you both very much. Thank you for everything you two have inspired me to be.

My Blog

LIL ROB CONTEST: WHAT RAPPER NAME WOULD YOU HAVE?

Aight  ya'll...I haven't been excited about an album since the last Ill Nino record...and before that...prolly the latest M.C. Hammer album, when I was 6-7 yrs. old...(Back when I was "2 Leg...
Posted by JON-JON HERNANDEZ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

NEED A LAUGH??????????????? CHECK THESE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by JON-JON HERNANDEZ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Some of My Favorite Quotes of ALL-TIME!!!

Here are some of my favorite quotes that I piled up&just for you! ENJOY:)   "You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you." -Sam Rutiglia...
Posted by JON-JON HERNANDEZ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

Untitled Poem.......................................

In one of my Communication/Diversity Classes at escuela, we read through an untitled poem that honestly...blew me away. It is awesome to see there are people that can actually understand how "ma...
Posted by JON-JON HERNANDEZ on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

THANK YOU KATIE DORSEY!!!! (INTERVIEW)

KATIE Keebler DORSEYyou are the wo-MAN! My lil home girleeeee from So-Cal is on the verge of becoming a High School GradCONGRATS! Infact, CONGRATS TO ALL GRADS! YOU DID IT!  She is going to be ma...
Posted by JON-JON HERNANDEZ on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST