In which, I get flashed. |
EXT: HAMPSTEAD HEATH DAY 14:30pmThe sun is shining, SUSANNAH (16) AND EMMA (16) walk along a leafy path. About fifty yards ahead, there is a hippy-ish looking man with his back to us, facing a tree. ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:13:00 GMT |
Online Poke-Him-On |
I've had an idea. Unusual, I know. It's such an appallingly revolting one, it's bound to be a huge success.I thought:How about a gaming website based around the principles of Top Trumps which mostly r...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:20:00 GMT |
Unidentified Flying Orion |
This is how the story starts: My dad is a very keen astronomer; when I turn seven, in an attempt at parental bonding, I decide that I am too. Hours are spent pouring over Odyssey magazine in my bedroo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:51:00 GMT |
Jung's Corner |
So. Chris Crankshaw wrote a poem the other day: he had a great dream involving vodka, nakedness and a girl called Jessica. Then Mat Dillon arrived (in the dream not in real life) and it quickly became...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:36:00 GMT |
The Bicycle Thieves |
Here's an instance where the police think they're being very clever, and I know they're being very, very stupid.This happened to me last Wednesday.I come out of the pub after doing a show in town, an...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:46:00 GMT |
In which, my brain goes awol. |
This is a sad, sad and scary story.This is the story of how I came to be on Myspace:At the beginning of this year, I started watching a lot of Saturday and Sunday morning television. I'd been in a rel...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:04:00 GMT |
