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Name: It's pronounced *"A"-"lys"-"sa"* (ALYSSA), I have lots of other nicknames like "fly killing machine", "Miss. Alyssa grumpy pants" , and my favorite hey you,, chinese girl! How did I get these nicknames like fly killing machine you ask? Well, one day at my youth group retreat we camped out in the woods and apparently there were TONS of flies!! Finally,, I got fed up with the annoying buzzing sounds, so without hesitating I grabbed a Bible nearest to me and started slam dunking the Holy Bible on them nasty little flying creatures!! DIE,, DIE!! I killed soo many flies that day people started calling me the fly killing machine! (I know it was bad using the Holy Bible for a killing machine,, but hey it was necessary!!)(^_^) Okayy,, NEXT ... the nickname Miss. ALyssa Grumpy Pants came from my students...I work at a dayschool in garland. Let me tell yah them GaRland kids are the worst!!! I dont scream often, but with these rascals i'll scream intill my head pops off!!! There killing me slowly ...PICTURES!!!"
