My (as yet unborn) third child, Albert Einstein because he was possibly the most intelligent man to have drawn breath, Chris Martin, so I could bop him on the nose for being so far up his own arse it's untrue, a friendly alien...not the sort that probes you and stuff, Guy Garvey, Elvis so I could tell him I never liked him, John Lennon, and the man who says "Here's a million quid for writing that song that was a worldwide hit for some rubbish boyband"....I'm shameless .