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Dr.Guido

Small towns breed small minds!

About Me


I love livin life to it's fullest!!! My favorite things include: smoking weed, Eating weed, (Even drinking weed!!!) Shit, Hernan and I do sniffy's, smoke, eat and drink weed on a daily basis! My main diet consists of: Beautiful super models with no personalities, Organic Unsweetend Soymilk, Pizza, Salsa, Oysters, Lobster, Crab, Clams *YummY* California rolls, Salt water Eal, Fresh Water Eal, Yellow Tail, Calamari, Shark, Urchin, Sturgeon, Sole, Red Snapper, Catfish, Shrimp, Prawns, Cavier, Spider crab on the boat, Saporo Dry, Anchorsteam, Newcastle Brown Ale, Bloody Mary's, Tokyo Tea, Makers Mark Whiskey, Scotch & Club Soda, Budlight & Vodka Cranberry... One of my favorite things is Listening to Brand new live mixes by Hernan. I watch a shit load of T.V. everyday and night unless nothing is on. Then I must resort to socializing or playing (X Box) My favorite things to watch are: Nip Tuck, Crocodile Hunter, Wildboys, Cops, Reno 911, VH1 I Love The 90's, Seventh Heaven only because Jessica Biel Is The Hottest Puuu On television, BET Videos, and a bunch of other shows I cannot remember at the moment.
Hal Sparks, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Biel, and The german construction worker that stole my fiannce Jane! Id also like to meet Nice People that I can be comfortable around, Smoke Weed With, and do spur of the momment-travel around the globe with! Need only applyExotic, naturally beautiful women that dont need to be sluts tobe trendy just to fit in! I like real girls!!! no vegas sluts, hood rats, or freaks! Breast Implants are an absolute turn off for me!!! I like girls that are very open minded non judgemental of Occupation nor education cridics! I truly believe there are some naturally beautiful, intelligent, interesting so called good girls out there however it does take time, dedication, alot of money & travel to locate such a girl.
I enjoy muzic festivals, Electronic dance partys, Indoors and Outdoors, Traveling, Exotic Animals, fastcars, good weed, high fives with my dawgz, hotub clubbin, sushi, saki, toking, getting out of control, crashing lame ass frat parties, making fun of stuck up people with big egos, sleeping for days on end after getting trashed the night before, camping, water polo, twelve pack tennis, playing hacky sack, taking care of my reptiles & watching them consume their insects.........
Atari-Teenage-Riot!!!, Massive-Attack, Blackalicious, Lloyd-Banks-Of-G-Unit, Judakiss-Why, Bone Thugs N Harmony East 1999 Eternal, 2-Live-Crew, Brothalynch, Flatlinerz, Gravediggerz, EPMD, PMD, Spice-One, E40, The-Click, Skip-Dawg, Warren-G & Nate-Dawg, Verbatum-Sac-Town-Hustlerz, D-12, Dr.Dre-The-Chronic, Biggy-Small's, (Massive-Tone)-Gmbh, Platenplapzt, Einz-Tzwo, Absolute-Beginner's, M.O.R., Sum-41, P.O.D., Fenix-Tx*Lechuza, NIN, Guttermouth-Drugs-Do-Make-You-Smarter, System-Of-A-Down, Dynamite-Deluxe, Torch-Mon-Blauer-Saint, Queen, Slayer-Reign-In-Blood, Dramarama, Suicidal-Tendencies, Offspring, Pink-Floyd, Bob-Dylan, Jerry-Garcia, Bad-Religion, Poison-Idea, NOFX, Pennywise, Unwritten-Law, Sex-Pistols, The-Cure, Obituary, Jane's-Addiction, T.S.O.L., Gwar, The UPBEATS, Dick-Dale, The-Doors, Berlin, Dj-Hell-Munich-Machine, Cass, Trevor-Rockcliffe, Erick-Morillo, Anne-Savage, Tears-For-Fears, New-Order, Gary-Jules, Crystal-Method, Orbital-Lush-32, Speedy-J, Luke-Vibrant, Luke-Slater, Atomic-Babies, Armand-Van-Helden-You-Dont-Know-Me, Linkin-Park, Deftones, Iron-Maiden, Good-Charlotte, Bowling-For-Soup, Hoobastank, Boy-George as a dj- Not-That-Gay-Ass-Culture-Club-Crap, I enjoy the-Deep-house, Tech-house, Tribal-house, 80's-House remixes, Dark-Weirdish-Electro, Galaxy-Breaks, Ambient, Melodic-Trance, Epic, Goa, Mello-DnB, Hard-DnB, R&B-Speed-Garage, Hardcore- (Dj-Naha)-Strong-Drinks- And-Big-Ass-Burritos-The-Sniffy-Deluxe- Crew@Bimbos-On-Capitalhill-Seattle-98', Apoptigmaberzerk, Flowolf, Danny- The-Wild-child, AK1200, Rinse & Flux, Reggae-Dready-John's-Homeless-Muzic-Volume-One, Steelpulse, Strictlyroots, Groundation, Peter-Tosh, Patrice, Inner-Circle, Bobbo & The-Wailers, Foreign-Hiphop, Deutsche- Freestyle, Emo, Llaqtaymanta-(Muzic from the Andes), (The-Doni-Darko-Soundtrack), Velvet-Revolver, Props-Go-Out-2-a-magical-niggy, Einlustig muzic-make-uh,He's an Inspiration to me, a-true-friend, my-best-friend-and-a-great musician, Hernan-your-simply-the-coolest-mofo-on-this-planet! So-If-yall-dont-know-him-yall-Betta-Axe-Somebody!!!! GroWin-Up-In-Slo(iTZ-(e.b.k.)everydayALLdayTILLdaDAYiDIE waitin Round The Corner W/a mini-mack-TeN(AR-15)
Color Of Night, Fortress, The Phantasm Trilogy, Scarface, Blow, Original Sin, Dont be a menace while drinking your gin & juice in the hood, Queer As Folk Trilogy, School Of Rock, Shallow Hal, Drop Dead Fred, Home Grown, Carlitos Way, Office Space, Mars Attacks, Dont Say A word, Traffic, The Cell, A Beautiful Mind, Pink Floyds The Wall, Amelie, Schindler's List, 8 Mile, Bad Santa, Serpent And The Rainbow, Being John Malkovich, Devious Beings, Goodfellas, Momento, Dream Injection, Gummo, Blood In Blood Out, American Me, Seven, Finding Nemo, Stanley Kubrick's A Clock' Work Orange, Steven Kings Pet Semetary, Children Of The Corn, & Silver Bullet, Gothica, Juice, Sapranos Trilogy, Steven Spielbergs Taken, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Breakfast At Tiphany's, Chasing Amy, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Dark Crystal, Orange County, Armisted Moppin's Tales From The City, More Tales From The City, Doni Darko. Also a few Ive been longing to see are: Taxi Driver, Napolean Dynamite, and Farenhiet 9/11.
(The-Young-Ones) was the best! Best fuckin british humor ever displayed on cable television in my opinion! When that came to an end, I often liked watching the (O.C.) then cable was disconnected then again reconnected...Now the seasons over I watch a bunch of other shit instead!!!
Anything Reptiles!!!!Reptiles,Reptiles, Reptiles especially venomous ones.Mix-Mag, Ministry of sound,Angelas Ashes by Frankie Mccourt, Dj-mag,High-Times.........
BROTHALyncHDj greenuts!!!!! Jack Black!!!!! Veronica Zemanova, I gotta give her mad props she's such a great dedicated Actress!!! She's Not my Hero thoughshe's just my wife, and a teriffic porn star.......

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Member Since: 1/18/2004
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Type of Label: Major