Hmm...interests... Well, for a start I may be interested in you, but I suppose you can find that out of your own accord. I love music (listening, writing, and playing), computer gaming...in fact here's just a list of stuff I love, and then stuff I hate. Well, where's the pleasure without the pain? :P
I Love: - My dog Jasper (to bits, although I don't really want him to be in bits...umm)
- Driving (brum brum nyyyawww!!!)
- Computer gaming (mainly on the playstation/ps2)
- Guitar Hero (covered in computer gaming, oh well. I am very very good at this, challenge me and you will be crushed, sorry)
- Final Fantasy (also covered in computer gaming but I don't care, FF7 is BY FAR the best one)
- The Muppets (for being so amazingly and incredibly and hilariously brilliant)
- The Simpsons (for not being afraid to be themselves with all those people watching them..tsk tsk)
- My mobile phone (Nokia 8800 to be exact!)
- All oooooffff YOU GUYS!!! (My friends basically, unless you're some creep who I don't like, in that case you know where the door is, or rather, the red X in the top right hand corner...)
- Getting drunk (who doesn't?)
- Clubbing (big up to Oceana, Fuse and Collide-A-Scope. Bureau, you've let me down too many times, sorry!)
- Gigs/Festivals (can sometimes be very gross and make you ill, but by god it's worth it!) - Pigging out (mainly with my bitch emma reynolds, or sometimes with the uni crew when we're doing work all night and all through the early hours...)
- My Electronic Organ, Saxophone and Guitar (keep me sane at times of need) - My big fat CD and DVD collection (well I wouldn't have bought them unless I loved them would I...)
I Hate: - Chavs (I don't need to explain why)
- Justin Timberlake (die)
- Wasps (die)
- Spiral Staircases (are gonna kill someone someday)
- Paris Hilton (take your make up off so people can see how ugly you really are)
- Arrogant people (usually males, get your act together)
- People who reckon they're "popular" (usually at school and so torment the "unpopular" crowd even though it's usually a bigger crowd than yours! Kinda defeats the object doesn't it...)
- People so disgustingly in love with someone that they have no time for anyone else
- The internet (when it's pissing me off)
- MSN Messenger (when people don't understand what you're trying to say because it's not vocal
- Bullies (fucking grow up and admit you're jealous of the victim)
- People who think that being really thin is the best thing in the world (it's really not, some of you look gross)
- Nuts (are sick, rant, disgusting, and make so many people ill)
- Cigarettes (I repeat my last comment about nuts, except they also make people look and smell disgusting. Ban them entirely from the earth, although I am somewhat a hypocrite because I do sometimes smoke when i'm drunk...damn me to hell)
- Some old people who think they're so much better than young people (even though the majority of the population find some old people to be the most annoying humans - fact)
- Pedestrians who think that they always have the right of way just because they can sue the ass off you if you run them over (blame them for running into the car, always.)
Many a person. Anyone who has had an influence on my life but who I haven't met yet. Anyone from Roehampton Uni who wants to get together for a few drinks etc or anything. Maybe you'll be invited to one of our house parties someday. I'd like to meet people who I made friends with when I was drunk again (if you recognise me and you are one of these friends, let me know! There are a-plenty of people!) Certain dead/alive celeb (or non celeb) persons who i'd like to meet though (for various reasons) are: Johnny Depp, Shayne Ward, The script writer of Neighbours, Justin Timberlake (to punch his face in), Kurt Cobain, Jim Henson, Jim Carrey, Tommy Cooper, Derren Brown, Bill Gates, The creator of illwillpress.com, and many more people but i'm bored of listing.
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About me when i'm drunk:
- One night I was on quadruple red bulls and I threw a glass of wine at my friend and she did it back so I chased her out the bar shouting I'M GNA KILL YOU etc but then she was on the phone to her mum so I decided to walk away. I then started throwing (slamming) myself onto some grass and rolling around in it. Then I couldn't get up so a security van had to come and take me 2 mins (walking time) down the path to my halls. When the van arrived I did an over dramatic James Bond style dive into the back of it. At my halls I was put in bed, but then the moment peoples backs were turned I was out the door, fell down the stairs outside and knocked myself out. Drunk people ouside thought I was dead. I was carried back upstairs and put back into bed and my head slammed against the wall and out I was again. First thing I said in the morning was "why do I have a headache?"
- I got drunk by myself after my uni saxophone exam. I wore everyone elses clothes, sang karaoke, and then my friend walked into our halls only to see me sprawled on an inflatable bed in the middle of the hall, wearing a bin lid on my head, and holding an empty wine bottle as though it was a gun.
- In Fuse this disgusting man was after me so I ran into the girls loos and asked people for help. This girl said we should run out together so hopefully he won't see me, but he did. The moment he tapped me on the shoulder I sprinted towards the other side of Fuse, leap-frogged over someone tying their shoe (not an over-exaggeration) and sat next to Rich asking him to pretend to be my boyfriend to get rid of this tramp. It worked. Bye tramp.
- I jumped into Southlands Quad pond in front of everyone with my clothes on to rescue a Furby that I threw in there. I got out and then fell back in. I then stripped off outside my hall (someone was holding a towel in front of me), got in the shower, and fell over in it. Enough said.
- I mouthed off at a load of chavs outside Redditch UTD as they tried to gate-crash my best mates birthday party. They threw beer in my eye so I went to get a bottle to do some damage but the police had arrived and the chavs had left. Shame.
MORE DRUNKEN STORIES TO COME
Every genre (not r'n'b and hiphop though..ugh, unless drunk in a club) but mainly Rock/Metal. Prime examples: Nirvana, Muse, The Offspring, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Trapt, Lost Prophets, Children Of Bodom, Evanescence, Blind Guardian, Ozzy, New Found Glory, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Garbage, Rhapsody, Puddle Of Mudd, Drowning Pool, SOAD, Feeder, Incubus, The Calling, HIM, Trivium, Wednesday 13, Velvet Revolver, Bloodhound Gang, Balance Of Silence, Joe Satriani, Crossfade, Alterbridge, 30 Seconds to Mars, No Doubt, The Rasmus, Metallica, Mass Slaughter, Finch, Battlelore, Galadriel, Switchfoot, Incubus, Liquid Tension Experiment, 12 Stones, Radiohead, Poets of the Fall.....and last but not least HAYDN AND TIPPETT!!!
DVD's I own and so are some of my favourites: The Butterfly Effect, Cabin Fever, The Calcium Kid, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Day After Tomorrow, Donnie Darko, Evolution, The Exorcist, Final Destination 1 and 2, FInal Fantasy: Advent Children, Finding Nemo, Garfield, Hannibal, Hidalgo, Hitch, The Hole, Hollow Man, House of Flying Daggers, Ice Age, The Incredibles, Lord of the Rings, Madagascar, May, Muppets Movies, Murder By Numbers, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Omen, Pirates of the Carribean, Team America, Titanic, Spiderman 1 and 2, Taking Lives, Panic Room, The Sound of Music, Brokeback Mountain, Watership Down, Battle Royale
I don't really watch that much TV, but here's my favourite programmes: Neighbours (obsessed), The Simpsons, Takeshi's Castle, Little Britain, MTV, Cartoons when I feel kiddy, Quiz shows when I feel smart...
people read them.......but I don't.
are yummy in chocolate form. spiderman can do me any day though! Tobey Maguire you are a sexy beast! (",)