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About Me

Existing is hard enough, don't you think? I could never commit suicide. I'm afraid I would miss something. What if I did it, and they invented Transporter Technology the next day? I would be dead and pissed.I am, what more can I say? I hope to someday graduate from college with my PhD. and teach History. I enjoy art, music, and books, as well as fine wines, vodkas, and micro-brewed beers. I like people, either as a snack or the main course. I have a cat. She thinks she is a dog.If you bought powdered water, what would you add? The two cartoons below pretty much sum up my love-life and my luck in general.

My Interests

Evil Overlording, Graduating, Building a Cult of Personality, Going to Grad School, Not slipping into full blown insanity, Resisting the urge to fake my own death and run away

I'd like to meet:

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You are Wash (Ship Pilot) Wash (Ship Pilot) 80% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Alliance 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 30% River (Stowaway) 15% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15% You are a pilot with a good
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You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
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Music:

Anything but Country. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike country music. Except Johnny Cash. He rules.

Movies:

Patton, 300, Waynes World 1 & 2, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, V for Vendetta, Grindhouse, The Devil's Rejects, Spun, One Hour Photo, Frailty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fight Club, Lost Highway, Pitch Black, Blue Velvet, Resevoir Dogs, Natural Born Killers, Donnie Darko, Malcom X, Kill Bill 1&2, Fight Club, Crash, Lord of War, Crash(the other one), A History of Violence, The Last Valley, American History X, Casino Royale, Orgasmo, Troy, The Constant Gardener, Arlington Road, The Anchorman, Cheesy Kung-Fu flicks, Kevin Smith Movies, and Zombie Movies.

Television:

I haven't had cable for three years now, so I watch most of this on DVD or when I sneak into someone's house while they are away.Dead Zone, The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica, The 4400, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Star Trek, The Simpsons, Jeopardy, News, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers

Books:

Voyage of the Starwolf, Burning Chrome, Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Virtual Light, Idoru, All Tomorrow's Parties, Pattern Recognition, American Gods, A Hymn Before Battle, My Tank is Fight!, The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio, Battle Royale, World War Z, Snow Falling on Cedars, Nightwatch, Team Yankee, The Vampire Lestat, Preacher, Give Me Liberty, The Dresden Files, Into That Darkness, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, I'm Just a Stranger Here Myself, Neverwhere,

Heroes:

Martin Luther, Leonardo da Vinci, Otto von Bismarck, Carl Gustav Jung, Nikola Tesla, George S. Patton, Albert Einstein, Malcom X, Stewie Griffin, My Parents

My Blog

Important Rules

As the Headmaster of the Wanda Trussler School of Beauty and Evil Overlording, I feel it is time to pass on some valuable rules to aid you in your overlording endeavors. Please repeat these to yo...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

Always Outnumbered

It seems lately that I find myself always outnumbered, everywhere that I go. I have broken it down into a number of categories for easy reading. 1. STUPID PEOPLE - I read somewhere recently that a gro...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:24:00 PST

The Soundtrack

So, I was just wondering what everyone's favorite song was? I mean the one song that is most important to you. I know there are people who say they can't narrow it down to just one, but you can. Think...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

The School of D.E.O.R

Allrighty, class is in session. DRIVING SCHOOL: I am sick to death of having to deal with people who cannot drive. So here a few tips and suggestions to help those of you who may be functionaly...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

STFU Idiot!

So, it was really boring at work today and I was forced to read our local newspaper online in order to entertain myself. I came across a piece in the Opinion section that caught my eye. It seems the M...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

Random Musings and Other Stuff

Yay! Its snow...er...its rain...er...its ice? Well, whatever it is, it got me out of half a day of school. Its been awhile since I wrote anything on the ol' blog, so here we go. I see signs all the t...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Hostile for the Holidays

What is it around this time of year that brings out the inner asshole in people? Seriously? I work in a bank. That is sort of like working in retail, without all the clothing. As Christmas draws near...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

Christmachannukwanzakas

The Holidays. Don't you just love them. Gathering families, and fun. I normally like holidays, but I do have one request... COULD WE PLEASE WAIT FOR ONE FUCKING HOLIDAY TO BE OVER BEFORE WE STA...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Stop talking, I don't care!

FUCK THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES!!! That being said, I can get on with my rant. I love football. I think it is one of the greatest sports ever, alongside Soccer, Rugby, and Hunting Stupid P...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

Am I losing it?

For the past few weeks, I've wanted to blog about something, anything, but I just haven't felt inspired. I can only rant about religion and stupid people so many times before it gets old. Am I losing ...
Posted by Doctor Evil Overlord Randy on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST