About Me

Is there anyone greater than Alan Metcalfe? rock n roll legend, master songwriter and quite handy with a tin of paint.Although even he can't compete with the might that is the 'rain.

SUZERAIN

www.myspace.com/suzerainmusic

Hate goes out to this lot - Including but not limited to Arsenal, Chelsea, Scotland, the north, the south west, the south coast, Europe, Pickle, Sting, Simply Red, Tories, Steven Seagal (THE CUNT), Sade, Kenny G, Go-bots, Top Gear, Alan Shearer (fucking elbows), wine, Argentinian footballers. Some people say that hate is a negative emotion but I feel much better for getting that off my chest.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack and the lovely Meg
MySpace Codesthe arsenal coach driver so i could ply him with booze before he drives them up the m1 to their fiery doom. Anyone who wants Scottish independence. Let's all work together so that we can send all the Jocks back up to their homeland and then introduce stringent border controls.

My Blog

Tony Blair

So, Tony blair is going to be a middle east peace envoy. Forgive my stupidity but is that not a bit like getting nick griffin to advise on race relations. Irony is no longer dead it would seem.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:30:00 GMT

In praise of Jack & Meg

Another year, another arse kicker of a White Stripes record. In honour of this I have swallowed my pride (amongst other things) and turned my page red. Even if it is a disgusting colour only seen on i...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:39:00 GMT

Ode To Matt Wren

We hate Matt Wren, and we hate Matt Wren, and we hate Matt Matt Matt Wren - Cunt.
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Double oi HMV you fuckwits

Why? This is a question which has been asked many times. Why do we go to war. Why is there racism and homophobia in this cruel world? Why can't I get laid?* But never has the question been asked with ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:36:00 GMT

Oi HMV

Where the fuck is my brand spanking new uncut copy of Bad Boy Bubby? Channel island dwelling cunts.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:16:00 GMT

HHMMM

Well, a draws better than losing i suppose. We will beat the interlopers one day. It'll be that much sweeter for having waited so long. COYS.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:00:00 GMT

A*senal

Right, last chance to salvage anything this season. Come on boys, play with some pride on Saturday. Let's finally kick the interlopers back south of the river. COYS!!!
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:49:00 GMT

Fucking tottenham

Right, that's it. I'm changing teams. Useless wankers.
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:10:00 GMT

back to the old spurs

thank christ we are back to throwing games away. for a second i thought we were actually getting good. good to see my boys pissing away a decent 3-1 lead.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:19:00 GMT

Thought for the day

Jeremy Kyle is a cunt.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:36:00 GMT