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About Me

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My Blog

Similarities between fuses and furry animals

Yes, it's been some time since I wrote the usual slop that dribbles down my blog, perhaps 'cos my fingers are freezin here at work and that always gets you down.But, and much to the horror of a certai...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:36:00 GMT

hats off to Jubal

Great character, I'm a bit bored so I'll just put down an extract from Stranger in a strange land, brilliant book:   "How shocking? Nausea? Panic flight?"   Caxton looked sheepish. "Dam...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:16:00 GMT

Lyric battle round 1.... Fight!

Similarities are quite there... haven't decided which one's bestColdplay "Warning Sign" "A warning sign I missed the good part, then I realised I started looking and the bubble burst I started looking...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:22:00 GMT

What can I say? It’s 2 in the bloody morning...

not that I'm going to spend too much time writing about what is supposed to be a tiny occurrence, but (and allowing a certain amount of alcohol to defer my judgement) I believe that I have just plucke...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:52:00 GMT

Speed dating

A guy comes back from school and find his mother in the living room. Without exchanging a single word, the mother goes up to him and give him a wallop. The boy cries out and asks what was that for. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:24:00 GMT

We need you Valentine Michael Smith...

He'd fix us up, pity he's a fictional character. To hell with the dystopian future cliches in pulp sf books, one has a feeling that we are already living it. Perhaps it has to do something with growin...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:26:00 GMT

Pity it’s so late....

but before my cigarette dies, I need to put down some shit that's going around in my mind. Probably 'cos I'm half drunk (I would say totally drunk, but in that case I wouldn't write, in all probabilit...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam

To be honest, I really have a couple of things to do, but it's cozy up here in the office and as so, also considering that I haven't got the foggiest what to write, I thought I'd do a compilation of t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:16:00 GMT

Internet manners

It may seem strange, but I must admit that I like RajoyDramatic pause (used on the second line of the blog is quite presumptuous, I know...)I'll fix the first line by saying that I like him 'cos he al...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:09:00 GMT

Bashing around

Just erased the previous nonsense that I had written down after re-reading. In any case it was crap, but I guess I needed to write down something else. One of the things that spin around my mind at th...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:10:00 GMT