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Whats your middle name? Foodcake
How big is your bed? big enough
What are you listening to right now? the voices
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 0000
What was the last thing you ate? food
Last person you hugged? the jehova's witness at the door
How is the weather right now? weatherish
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 911 dispatch
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? wallet
Favorite type of Food. is never served often enough
Do you want children? why do you have extras?
Do you drink? does the pope shit in the woods?
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? I wish
Hair color? yes it has color
Eye colour? my eyes have color too
Do you wear contacts/glasses? not at the same time
Favorite holiday? chrismajuanakwaanzika
Favorite Season? nascar
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? I'm cryin over you right now
Last Movie you Watched? the good housewife's guide
What books are you reading? Penthouse forum
Piercings? your voice
Favorite Movie? Red Shoe Diaries
Favorite college football Team? Texas-Hook 'em Horns!
What were you doing before filling this out? cookin it up in my meth lab
Any pets? you know who you are
Dogs or cats? monkeys
Favorite Flower? dandelions
Have you ever loved someone? just myself
Who would you like to see right now? you baby
Have you ever fired a gun? why do you think I want to see you?
Do you like to travel by plane? I like my space ship better
Right-handed or Left-handed? left foot
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? home
Are you missing someone? nope I'm a good shot
Do you have a tattoo? your name on my heart
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? watchin cartoons right now
Are you hiding something from someone? Don't tell anyone, I'm pregnant
ARE YOU 18? WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? a hot chick. me.
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? never
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Damn gotta gnaw my arm off again
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? Bob
GRILLED OR FRIED? Baked
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Are you new?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? do you want me to be?
FAVORITE HANGOUT? under your bed
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? food water air
FAVORITE SONG? the wheels on the bus go round n round
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? not a damn thing
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? I..'m takin you out to give you an asswhoopin
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? crack, cracky
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? the same as his first
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? the same as his first
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? penthouse forum
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? please don't squeeze the charmin
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? I bought it so me
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? my ass
Whats your favorite color? echru
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? my attitude
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a rocket surgeon
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? dance an Irish jig. WTF?
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? stripey
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? my plot to take over the world
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