The Bears Paw FC

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Thou shalt not steal unless it's from Scroobius Pip.
Thou shalt not worship fat idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Phil Whitfield, Dave Radin, Greg Murphy, Goalie Dave, Gary Crosby, David Glaves, Paul Hadley or Snelly in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 35 that plays on a sunday still loves playing… some people just have no life.
Thou shalt not read the Chester Chronicle.
Thall shalt not stop passing to someone just because they’re not your brother.
Thou shalt not question referee's decisions.
Thou shalt not judge a forward by his waistline.
Thou shalt not judge a winger by how much he stinks of ale.
Thall shalt not buy Nivea products. Thou shalt not buy Laboratoire Garnier products.
Thou shalt not go into the bushes to retrieve a ball, get lost and forget why you were there in the first place.
Thou shalt not fall over easily in the box.
Thou shalt not use the number of goals you’ve scored in the Chester & District Sunday league to get into girls’ pants. They... do... not... care.
Thou shalt not quote Soccer am.
Thou shalt not leave the pitch after home games and not help take the nets down just because you’ve ran around a bit and played okay you selfish prick.
Thou shalt not shoot from distance week in, week out just ’cause you once had a shot that crept in at the far post - you’re never gonna fucking score.

Thou shalt not put players ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
John Grier… is just a man. Mozzer… just a man. Rob Baker… just a man. Rod Baker… just a man. Ray Baker… just a man. Alan Holmes… just a man. Tonks… just a man. Ste Wharton… just a man. Dani… just a man. Colin Pearson… just a man. Lee Poynton… just a man. Andy Glaves… just a man. Jacko… just a man. Sav… just a man. Gareth Davies… just a man. Paul Hulmes… just a man. Smigga... just a smelly man.

Thou shalt give equal worth to defeats that occur to Blacon teams as to those that occur in small villages.
Thou shalt remember that 4-4-2 is not the only way you have to play, other formations can work too.
Thou shalt not repeatedly talk through your goal in the pub. Thou shalt not repeatedly talk through your goal in the pub. Thou shalt not repeatedly talk through your goal in the pub. Thou shalt not repeatedly talk through your goal in the pub.
Thou shalt not pimp your boots.
Thou shalt not give 110%.
Thou shalt not take each game as it comes.
Thou shalt not dry your balls with someone elses towel.
When I say “Near post” thou shalt not score far post.
When I say “Keeper” thou shalt not say “Off his line”.
When I say, he say, they say, we say, Positive Mental Attitude… kill me.

Thou shalt not add The Bears Paw FC on myspace.
Thou shalt not look at the number of friends.
Thou shalt not add a comment.
Thou shalt use a spell-check facillity before posting anything on your profile.
Thou shalt not spend hours deliberating over your match report blog when nobody ever reads it anyway. Ever.
Thou shalt not play for yourselves.
And thou shalt always… Thou shalt always turn up every Sunday!

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