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!The Early Monday Morning Show!

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About Me

SPECIAL NEWS: Saturday May 17th EMMS performs live for the last time! You don't want to miss this legendary performance.

There is only ONE EMMS show left before their long wild run in Baltimore comes to a close so please come out and support the troupe that has been Baltimore's Best for almost a decade!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A real zombie. Then I could show my friends I'm not crazy and they really do bust into my house late at night and eat my cats.

My Blog

The Rules of Gambling

I went to Las Vegas a week ago and was tremendously successful. How did I do, you ask.  I managed to not lose my home or family, which is the standard by which I celebrate success i...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:10:00 GMT

Jeff's Comedy Teachers

I often think about comedy, and about the funniest people I've runacross in my life. I guess they have inspired me to become involved inhumor. There are a few and they are varied, but they had one thi...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:41:00 GMT

Our New Reality Show

While we as artisans of improvisational comedy (amongst other skillssuch as writing, fishing, and phrenology), we hear the term"unscripted television" most often applied to the so-called "realityshow....
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 13:56:00 GMT

An Interview with Sappy Putz

MY INTERVIEW w/ SAPPY PUTZ  Last weekend I was able to grab an interview w/ the legendary Sappy Putz. The last surviving member of Vaudeville, recently celebrating his 100th birthda...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 14:13:00 GMT

THE LEGEND OF WHEAT WEE

      This morning I stood outside on my deck taking in the crisp morning air. My coffee in one hand. A lit cigarette and my penis in the other. And in this tranquili...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Only In Reno!

        I once killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Okay, that's not entirely true. I should explain. I was in Reno, that much is true. I was there at an ind...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:19:00 GMT

Jerome

My friend Ben told me this story in the outback of PA and I swear it's all true. Jerome was a brown bear that live in a dwindling patch of forest, recently slated for residential development. ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:49:00 GMT

How Old Am I?

So I'm at the grocery store yesterday chatting w/ the nice old lady at thecheckout. As she's ringing in my items she's telling me about the AlaskanCruise she's taking when her husband retires atthe en...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:32:00 GMT

The N Word

As I grow older I cant help but notice how race relations have not improved much between whites and blacks. Cultural differences widen, tensions continue to rise and we've got George W. and Jesse Jack...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:45:00 GMT

EMMS reflects

We here at EMMS headquarters would like to take a moment and reflect on energy. It takes a lot of energy to put on the shows that we do as well as a lot of heart. For Kenneth Lay, both have run out. H...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:57:00 GMT