Gays watch Family Guy, too. |
I haven't posted in a while. Frankly, I'm out of witty things to say.
Thus I will merely type of a list of things that Grind My Gears:
1. People who ask you to do things they CLEARLY can d...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Midgets are people, too... |
At my office today, there was a burly moving guy lugging a overly large portrait of Kathy Lee Gifford into the building.Here are several questions that pop to mind.1. Who the hell Idolizes KLG enough...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST |
DD/9’’ |
So, in the 4 minutes it took me to post the previous blog, I received 6 friend requests from girls with little to no clothes on.I appreciate the vagina.I like boobies.I like unsolicited sexual stimula...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:41:00 PST |
Live Stronger |
Have you ever read He's Just Not That Into You?I thought it was on everyone's summer reading list... Even straight men. I thought after you graduated college some stuffy guy with a really bad haircu...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST |
Marquis Du Hetero |
Michy popped my Marquee cherry last night.Free drinks. Good table. Decent music.Not decent people.I am utterly convinced that straight people were created solely for their humorous nature. Your drun...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:35:00 PST |
Dante’s Inferno |
I've been pretty busy of late. I've been to the pits of hell and back. No literally! I was in New Jersey!If you couldn't guess by now, I have severe anxiety issues. And driving around in areas I'm...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST |
Anger’s Me? |
Angers me:
Toilet Paper that is on the stand the wrong way.
People who do a job half-assed.
The phrase half-assed. Does this actually mean anything? Do you refer to a job as being done ful...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST |
Perks |
I've been in a terrible mood lately.
I'm not sure why, but I guess it's beneficial because it makes me want to read. Alot. I even turned off my favorite episode of Will and Grace just to r...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Death Valley |
My day consisted of running around Manhattan and ... the bouroughs today.
Now anyone who knows me is well aware I don't DO the ghetto areas outside of Chelsea.
I knew it all was going downhill ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:53:00 PST |
Badge- I should have been more specific with Kinko’s... |
I tried to write a fantastic blog about how much I hate gays, but it got erased.
Now I shall write a wonderful story extolling the virtues of the poonani.
Reason 1 Vagina rocks: It has la...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST |
