THE EXORCISM OF MUCOUS MAN |
People I'm dying here. I'm at the conclusive stages of a cold but this is where it really takes its toll. O.K it was bad enough not being able to breathe in the beginning stages and tossing and turnin...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:06:00 GMT |
PASTA PANIC |
Word of advice for all you My Space peeps. Don't try and check ur my Space whilst trying to simultaneously rustle up a bit of dinner.
Man I'm writing this in the present thickness of my situation. So...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:37:00 GMT |
ROCKY BALBOA |
I can't believe that Rocky is getting back in the ring. I mean that man must literally be rocky, he should be in a fucking rocking chair rocking backwards and forth. I don't know what to say real...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:31:00 GMT |
MY BAYERN MUNICH FOOTBALL TOP |
I wanted to tell you about my amazing Christmas present to myself and no it is not a vibrator. A couple of days after Christmas a parcel arrived for me, German postage stamps. Have you guessed yet? No...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:02:00 GMT |
JACOB'S CRACKERS |
I absolutely love Jacobs cream crackers. Infact I'm stuffing my face with loads of them with mature cheddar cheese inbetween two crackers with some butter. I swear this is my favourite snack.
Anyway, ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:25:00 GMT |
I'M THE REAL SCARFACE |
"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point yo...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:12:00 GMT |
MY LOVE FOR BOXING |
Sports personality of the year - Zara Phillips - you gotta be fucking joking me. That award should of gone to Joe Calzaghe - everyone knows it. Man if I was Calzaghe I would of just punched posh knobb...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:37:00 GMT |
OWEN HARGREAVES |
I Love Germany. Yes I do, and I'll shout that out aloud in my finest German accent. Why in a German accent? I don't know, who cares. Havn't you done things that don't make sense???
As well as their a...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:19:00 GMT |
