Movies:
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?Second Jive Dude: UH...First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'emFirst Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Television:
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