The FBI has a file on us, but that's okay, we have a file on the FBI.
If you want the Von Neumann's Catastrophe CD but can't find it at Unified Groove or Best Buy, here's how to get one:
1. Download all tracks on this profile.
2. Drag the tracks into a CD burning program.
3. Insert blank CD-R.
4. Perform the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.
5. Click "Burn" (and make sure you finalize the disc).
6. Use a black sharpy marker to clearly write (on the side of the CD that DOES NOT contain the data) "Von Neumann's Catastrophe" or anything else you'd like to write (you may find it quite amusing to label it as the new Godsmack album and give it to a friend).
NOTE: Okay, there's not actually a note.
"Only sick music makes money today."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
