RANDY AND GONZO WITH SOME OUT-OF-TOWNER'S AT JOES CRAB SHACK!
OUTGOING AND DAREING,RANDOM! HE STAND HIS GROUND SO DON'T PISS HIM ON! FUNNY AND GOOD LOOKING MEXICAN FROM WHAT HE BEEN TOLD.LOL! AND HE IS IN THE MARKET FOR A GIRLFRIEND!
"VERY COOL, VERY STYLISH, VERY COMPETENT" SELF-POSSESSED, CALM, AND UTTERLY COLLECTED.
EASE EXTENDS TO WHATEVER ENVIRONMENT HE FINDS HIMSELF IN, NO MATTER HOW WEIRD OR WONDERFUL.
HE EFFORTLESSLY TUNES IN TO THE LOCAL CULTURE, ASSIMILATING AND IMPROVISING.
IT'S NOT A MATTER OF EGO—HE JUST REALLY IS THE COOLEST HEAD FOR THE TOUGHEST MISSIONS.
DESCRIBED AS HAVING A LOVE OF STYLE, WITH A ROCK-'N-ROLL TYPE OF PERSONALITY.
EXPRESSES THE MOST CONCERN.
NEED TO KNOW MORE? JUST LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU SHOULD GET A BETTER IDEA WHAT HE'S LIKE, OR JUST EVEN ASK! ENJOY
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Name: GONZALO R SALAZAR AKA GONZO, EL JUNIE, EL DURAN, JAZZ ETC.
Birthdate: 17 MAY 1985
Birthplace: SOME ROOM WITH A DOCTOR
Current Location: HIS HOLE IN WALL ROOM
Eye Color: HIS EYES CHANGE COLORS
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'9
Weight: 185
Tatoos: YOU WANT TO SEE THEM
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: SINGLE, HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND WAS A BITCH!
Overused Phraze: HEY, GET BACK HERE I'AM NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU! FAVORITES
Food: HE LOVES
Candy: FROM TIME TO TIME
Number: 666
Color: BLACK RED BLUE
Animal: TIGER
Drink: GRAPE JUICE
Alcohol Drink: MILLER BEER AND JAGER
Bagel: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING QUESTION IS THIS.
Letter: G
Body Part on Opposite sex: RACK ASS LEGS This or That
Pepsi or Coke: DP.PEPPER
McDonalds or BurgerKing: WHATABURGER
Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON
Hot tea or Ice tea: HOT TEA WITH ICE !
Chocolate or Vanilla BOTH
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: STARBUCKS
Kiss or Hug: IF IT COMING FROM A HOT GIRL! THEN YEAH
Dog or Cat: BOTH
Rap or Punk: ROCK-N-ROLL/METAL
Summer or Winter: WINTER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH
Love or Money: HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT YOUR...
Bedtime: EVIL NEVER SLEEPS
Most Missed Memory: HE DON'T HAVE ONE
Best phyiscal feature: HIS ASS
First Thought Waking Up: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NITE
Goal for this year: MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR
Best Friends: IN SAN ANTO AND ONE IN MIAMI
Weakness: THAT HARD
Fears: CLOWNS,HATE THEM BASTARDS
Heritage: MEX-I-CAN WITH SOME GERMAN
Longest relationship: 2YEARS HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: EVERYDAY
Ever Smoked: YES
Pot: NO
Ever been Drunk: EVERYDAY
Ever been beaten up: NO
Ever beaten someone up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: NO
Ever Skinny Dipped: DOSE THE SHOWER COUNT?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES
Been Dumped Lately: NO HE DUMPS HER. IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: BROWN
Favorite Hair Color: BRUNETTE
Short or Long: LONG
Height: SHORTER THEN HIM
Style: LAID BACK
Looks or Personality: LIL OF BOTH
Hot or Cute DON'T MATTER
Drugs and Alcohol: YES
Muscular or Really Skinny: WHERE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIRL HERE RIGHT. RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: SHIT HAPPENS
What country do you want to Visit: JAPAN
How do you want to Die: WITH HIS LEFT HAND ON HIS DICK AND SHOOTING THE FINGER WITH HIS RIGHT!
Been to the Mall Lately: NO
Do you like Thunderstorms: TURN HIM ON
Get along with your Parents: YES
Health Freak: HE SOME WHAT IS
Do you think your Attractive: NO
Believe in Yourself: WHEN IT HONEST
Want to go to College: HE IS THERE
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: YES
Shower Daily: ONCE A WEEK HE HAS TO SAVE WATER
Been in Love: NO
Do you Sing: NO
Want to get Married: SOMEDAY
Have your future kids names planned out: NO
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: DONE THAT
Hate anyone: EVERYONE CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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I'd like to meet:
HUGH HEFNER, THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND ALL WHO WORK FOR PLAYBOY!
A GIRL THAT WILL RESPECT HIM, AND LOVE HIM FOR ALL THAT HE IS, AND NOT TRY TO CHANGE HIM!