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wonderboy

Heimlich Maneuver and he wasn't choking? That could have been bad!

About Me

    Peter "Zazlo" Zachary "Atticus" Stelmach the 4tha pro wrestlin football playin death-defyin non-stop talkin high flyin multi-taskin constant money-spendin fried chicken-lovin dog adorin obsessive shoppin pure Polish easily-distracted weight pumpin' foot thumpin' stylin' proflin' limosine ridin' jet flyin' kiss stealin' wheeler- dealin' WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SON OF A GUN!!

My Interests

"HEYYYYYYY!!! They Went Into The Same Bathroom!!!!!" Polish Pride

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Allman Brothers Band Arrested Development Arcade Fire Aretha Franklin B52’s Beatles Billy Idol Billy Squier Blondie Blues Brothers Blues Traveller Bob Seger & Silver Bullet Band Bran Van 3000 Bruce Springstein Bachman Turner Overdrive Cars Clash Coolio Counting Crows Cramps Cranberries Creedance Clearwater Revival Cure Depeche Mode Dilated Peoples Dire Straights Eagles Earth Wind and Fire Electrical Light Orchestra English Beat Eric Clapton Eurythmics Explosions In The Sky Fatboy Slim Fleetwood Mac Foo Fighters Franz Ferdinand G Love & The Special Sauce George Thorogood Geto Boys Grandmaster Flash Guns N Roses Hall and Oates Handsome Boy Modeling School Heart INXS James Brown Jay Z Jefferson Airplane Jimi Hendrix John Legend Kanye West KC & The Sunshine Band Kennedy KISS Kool & The Gang Live Led Zeppelin Malcolm McClaren & World Famous Surpreme Team MeatLoaf Megadeth Method Man Mighty Mighty Bosstones Modest Mouse Neil Young New Order Notorious BIG NWA OAR Outkast Poison Polyphonic Spree Primitave Radio Gods Public Enemy Rick James Rod Stewart Rolling Stones Rusted Root Sheryl Crow Sly & The Family Stone Smashing Pumpkins Stevie Wonder Talking Heads They Might Be Giants Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Tokyo Police Club Transplants Violent Femmes Wallflowers White Zombie

Movies:

Scarface, Ocean's Eleven/Twelve, Friday Night Lights, Rudy, Face Off, Resevoir Dogs, Smokin' Aces, Grandma's Boy, Falling Down, Cinderella Man, Million Dollar Baby, Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, David Byrne's True Stories, The Replacements, Everyone's All American, A Beautiful Mind, & Gladiator

Heroes:

Richard Morgan Fliehr, "Rowdy" Roderick George Toombs, "Million Dollar Man" Theodore Marvin DiBiase Sr., "Mr. Perfect" Curtis Michael Henning, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Paul Michael "HHH" Levesque, Owen James Hart, Rob Alexander Szatkowski, Richard Erwin Rood, Mike Lee Alfonso, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, , Mark "Undertaker" Calaway, and Barry Horowitz!

My Blog

2008

2008 Results.Jan 13. TWA Powerhouse, St. Catharines - w/ Whitey VS Kryss Thorn & Jeremy Prophet- LJan. 19. PWA Niagara, Welland- W/ Krystal Banks VS Dangerboy Derek Wylde & Jennifer Blake- L ...
Posted by wonderboy on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:54:00 PST

A Look On 2007.

Ok, let's look back on this year. Overall, and correct me if I'm wrong, but this year SUCKED.I mean, not being emo here and saying it sucked for me, but I mean, for our entire globe. What good can we ...
Posted by wonderboy on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:38:00 PST

Grade 13.

High school is back in town. Oh yes, folks. A fantastic time.I've been using the word "fantastic" a LOT lately. Boy, how I have changed.ha.My 2007 summer?Great. I mean, I really have no excuse for co...
Posted by wonderboy on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST

May 4th Buyout Brawl

Whew. Its over, its ACTUALLY over.Well, at least the planning and arranging part. For all of those who didn't attend or didn't hear about, Friday, May 4th, 2007 seen Port High's main gymnasium fill ri...
Posted by wonderboy on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

Stabbing Port High

Alright, folks.Here it is.Everyone's been asking me, especially recently, "so, Zakk, whats the better school? Eastdale or Port High?"Well, let me just point out a simple question here. With a school t...
Posted by wonderboy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

A Look Back On 2006

2006I remember starting the very first day of the year, wrestling. "Aaron Atticus" & Kris White shared the very first wrestling match together of ALL of North America, which ended in a draw. That ...
Posted by wonderboy on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

A Letter To Eastdale Secondary

   Well, this is it. The end of summer. For some, this summer was a hell of a thing. For others, it was just another excuse to lay around all day. One things for sure, though, I sure di...
Posted by wonderboy on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

Road Trip Galore

Oh man, road trips.I'll tell ya, after a while, they get to you, they really do.Ok, let me start from the beginning.As of last Sunday, it all begun. "Precise" Paul Wright had told us about a road trip...
Posted by wonderboy on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

4/20 Is A Lovely Number

Last night, forces combined, and people rejoiced and did what they do best; smoke dope. From not having much good days on past 4/20's, I had set out to have a great day last night. First, before I ge...
Posted by wonderboy on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST

People LOVE To Pull Us Over...

     Last night, Saturday April 17, 2006, I was scheduled to work 5-10. I went in, kinda burnt, and energized off an energy drink I drank in a matter of 3 minutes. I really didn't ...
Posted by wonderboy on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST