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The Bermanator

One hand on the bottle / the other a shaking fist

About Me

I love my dog, books, bacon, rice krispy treats, thrash metal, UFC, camping, false eyelashes, beer, and redwood trees. I dislike jeans worn with pumps, mushrooms, reggae, Starbucks, the telephone, and moths. What more do you need to know?

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My Interests

My interests mostly revolve around reading, listening to metal music and going to as many concerts as I can afford, and anything to do with Lucy.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... Dimebag Darrell (impossible) ...Sterling Marlin (oh wait, already met him) ...Chuck Liddell (Julia knows why) ...Mikael Akerfeldt (from Stockholm, Sweden) ...will keep adding to this as I think of them...
You Are 40% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

Music:

Clutch, Opeth, Lamb of God, Pantera, Dire Straits, Sepultura, All That Remains, Corrosion of Conformity, Tool, Alice in Chains, Himsa, Chimaira, Arch Enemy, Shadows Fall, In Flames, Soilwork, Testament, White Zombie, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Led Zeppelin, Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Bruce Hornsby, Unearth, Mac Dre, A Perfect Circle, Superjoint Ritual

Movies:

Ummmm.... You name it, I haven't seen it.

Television:

Deadwood is my favorite show, but I also love terrible dating shows like "Date my Mom," "Next," and "Blind Date," as well as UFC pay-per-view and NASCAR.Take the quiz:
How much do you hate Bush?

AMAZING
You rule, I despise Bush as much as you do. You understand how dimwitted he is and much of an opinionated dick head he is. Thank you for making America a better place.. even though it sucks anyway.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Books:

mysteries, mostly, and Stephen King. Lawrence Block, Robert B. Parker, Michael Connelly, Carl Hiaasen, Ed McBain, Dick Francis...

Heroes:

Captain Morgan. Bret Michaels.

My Blog

UFC: Irvin vs. Silva

There are a lot of reasons not to miss this weekend's UFC Silva vs. Irvin.  Not least of which, it's free. Proving that its promoters are savvy businesspeople, lately UFC has scheduled ev...
Posted by The Bermanator on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:53:00 PST

UFC 83: How do you say "armbar" in French?

Here's the first of what I hope will be a series of articles I'll write about UFC events for www.bayareasportsguy.com ... turns out I like making predictions, even though I'll probably have to eat ev...
Posted by The Bermanator on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST