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Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart

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About Me

I'm Derek. I'm 21 years old and I'm always busy. I work for Pepsi. I like to play guitar and eat at BW3's. I like the show futurama ( I can pretty much answer any question about it, its kinda pathetic) I own a jackson DXMG guitar. I love playing it. I have an awesome girlfriend named Meaghan. (No. 8 on my list--haha) I like to hang out with her. I work full-time. I like fireworks and blowing things up with fireworks. I enjoy going to concerts with lots of friends. I love Chicago. I don't love DRIVING in Chicago. I want to explore the world one day. I want to see California and Drink with Andrew McMahon.I want to walk the great wall of china and knockout an MTV VJ.I want to train a monkey to rob people.that is all for now.
You scored as METAL.

metal


200%

grunge


55%

futurama


125%

sexy


100%

industrial


50%

Punk


50%

country


50%

reggae


45%

mainstream rock


35%

classic rock


35%

rap


35%

Indie


25%

ska


25%

Emo


25%

Pop Punk


15%

Pop


10%
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My Interests

Video games, Guitars, Hanging out with friends, my girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

Samuel L. Jackson, Matt Groening, Diane Kruger, Zakk Wylde. Lamb of God. Any playboy model.

Music:

Atreyu, Bon Jovi, The Smashing Pumkins, Black Label Society, Shadows fall, It Dies Today, Soilwork, Iron Maiden, Wesley willis, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Ozzy, Chevelle, In Flames, KISS, Nightwish, Bloodhound Gang, The Eagles, Van Halen, Trivium, 30 Seconds to Mars, Gunther, SYL, MCR, Prince, R. Kelly, Bury your dead,As I lay Dying, Dimmu Borgir, Killswitch Engage, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Dragonforce, Metallica. Lamb of God. Himsa.

Movies:

Braveheart, Gladiator, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Lord of the Rings, Spiderman, Requiem for a Dream. Sin City, Superman, X-men, Hendirx DVD's.

Television:

Futurama, Family guy, The Sopranos, Full House, The Simpsons, Maury (the baby daddy episodes are the best), and the Jerry Springer show. Metalacolypse, Venture Bros.

Books:

I read fantasy novels and magazines mostly. I never really take the time to sit down and do that though. I have subscriptions to Guitar World and Game Informer. I read those while bored at work. which is rare when I'm at work in the summer.

Heroes:

Wesley Willis. No man will create music like him again. If someone does, than they are just unoriginal.

My Blog

VAN

The other day my brakes go out on my pepsi truck and had to get it serviced at fleet. no problem right?Wrong.I bring the truck to fleet and the old dudes act like assclowns. no problem really, since i...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:07:00 PST

Rocket Carts

Unless you're a vendor or you work for walmart. you wont really know how to visualize the atrocity that is the rocket cart. Now I shall tell you of them to the tune of "Real men of genius" radio ads. ...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

40 oz collection

    My collect..on ..s currently at 19 bottles. .. try to avo..d regular beer bottles see..ng as they are so easy to f..nd and my fr..ends can dr..nk them and just g..ve them to me. ..f...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

Apartment Ratings dot com

HAHAHAHAHA    Apartmentratings.com is the best damn site for a cheap laugh. Although it probably helps that I am thoroughly unhappy with my current apartment. my neighbors are severe a-...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

300

   man I cant wait for my next day off so I can go see 300. I dont care if I've gotta see it alone, I'm going! The new job is kickass! I never have to wake up early (unless I want overtime) ...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Full-time

Well, I dont need to quit Pepsi now, because I finally got the call yesterday that I got the promotion. 20 people applied and only 5 received jobs. the list went like this..1. Joe Wagner2. Becraft3. M...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

New Years!

 Gayspace!! and some bullcrap............ I realized last night that the only people that are coming to my apartment tonight are chris and jess. We're going to have a blast, except we were suppo...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

moving out!!! w00t!

Tomorrow Meaghan and myself are movin out!! Its a very exciting time for us.  hopefully it wont take too long for the whole process to be completed. I have my Brother-in-law helping us out and h...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:41:00 PST

kickstart my heart

    Meaghan and myself are finally  moving  out sometime next month! this is very exciting news for us. We both really liked the apartment, so it seems to work pretty well for...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

SNAKES ON A PLANE

 Last Thursday B and I bought tickets to the 10pm showing of the film that would undoubtedly change our lives forever. SNAKES ON A MUTHAF***ING PLANE!!!! The movie was amazing. I know there ar...
Posted by Derek "Big Swigs" Stewart on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST