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About Me

"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats". H. L. Mencken

You can find me on Twitter @Karstan

You can find my blog at http://bobdmighty.livejournal.com/

Vegan. Soon-to-be-ex-Lawyer. Wannabe triathlete. I'm in the midst of closing my law practice and I'm back in school for engineering. It's... interesting.

I like to think I'm a pretty rockin' kind of guy. I hate the materialism, consumption and hatred in our world (yes, I hate hate. ironic, yes?), but like to have a rockin' good time. I find humour in most everything around me... humour that tends to escape most others, I have to admit. Well, now is the time where you give me $10. Why, do you ask? Because I said so, dammit. Fork it over.
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My Interests

Your mom and your little sister. Duh.
Oh... and some other stuff, I guess... Sailing, Sailboats, boat building, triathlons, running, cycling, swimming, progressive politics, traveling, sailing, pirates, zombies, pirate zombies, Flying Spaghetti Monster, vikings, food, vegan chicks, sleeping, primus, les claypool, C2B3, fantasy, web comics, eating babies, fire, cleansing fire, burning things, flames, and um... other things and stuff..... Bush Zombies on FunnyOrDie.com ..

I'd like to meet:

Your mom and your little sister. You can have them IM me at "bobdmighty" on either yahoo or AIM. Being a vegan, I've got a particular fondness for those veggie/vegan folk, but I like most non-conformists who like to have a rockin' good time... What's It Gonna Be? ..

Music:

Stuff that doesn't suck.

Movies:

Anything with zombies and/or Bruce Campbell, V for Vendetta, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, the Princess Bride, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, The Fifth Element, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and some others that I don't feel like thinking about right now. Why are you reading this anyway?

Television:

There's nothing on TV worth watching now that Buffy, Angel, and Farscape are gone. I take that BSG is pretty kickass.

Books:

Winnie the Pooh, Horton Hears a Who, Hop On Pop, Horton Hatches the Egg, Yertle the Turtle, The Sneetches, The Lorax, Gnomes and Gardens, anything by Douglas Adams... some other sci-fi/fantasy stuff (Robin Hobb is a genius)... American Psycho, The White Plague, Catch 22, most Stephen King stuff... can't really get into non-fiction... too depressing. Give me ten dollars, seriously.

Heroes:

"All my heroes have FBI files." (Thanks Food Fight!)

My Blog

One of those...

Ever have one of those days where you just can't seem to do anything right? I'm having one of those lives.I feel like I'm in some Mr. Bean episode. Or rather, a series of episodes. E...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

Too much Buffy?

I never thought there would be such a thing as too much Buffy... but I may have reached that point. Once a week, the local Beer Theatre (2nd run move theatre that's really cheap and serves beer and f...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

Crows fuckin' rock!

http://www.devilducky.com/media/50835/
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

New ink!

Yo, check out my new ink! [Edit]: I got it at Scapegoat Tattoo. Check out his myspace page: www.myspace.com/scapegoattattoo . He rocks!
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

And so the world turns...

Long time. Well... I had myself a little vacation last week. Drove out the Hood River. Took windsurfing lessons. Met a girl. Got the digits. Haven't called 'em yet. So... over...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

New pictures of my hull...

New pics of my recently aquired hull are in my picture section. Check 'em out!
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Teaching the Ape to Write Poems

Teaching the Ape to Write Poemsby James Tate They didn't have much trouble teaching the ape to write poems: first they strapped him into the chair, then tied the pencil around his ...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:05:00 PST

Back to the Future...

or Portland. One or the other, I forget which. I'm slowly but surely shedding my unpleasant clients. Hopefully this will make my job a bit more enjoyable. I figure that since I own this firm, I sh...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

States I've visited

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Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:15:00 PST

The ups and downs

I got a call Tuesday from my father. A not happy call. The kind of call that makes you go "oh shit." Calls that mention not wanting to "go on anymore." Calls where a person men...
Posted by Karstan the Pirate Vegan on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST