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About Me

I'm pretty fantastic. I like stuff that's cool and dislike things that are not. Examples of cool things are vampires, chocolate, bunnies, cheese, and toe socks. I really like to dance. Sometimes, I sound sarcastic when I'm being serious, but no one believes me. That's about it.
"I think I am a very pretty girl and I'm not going to pretend to think otherwise. There are some days when I even think I'm fabulously hot and sexy." ~ Milla Jovovich 'the most beautiful woman in the world'..Profile edited with: CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

My Interests

The only thing that really matters is the classical sauce.

I'd like to meet:

I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies, I couldn't possibly meet anyone new.

Music:

I consider music to be like food. Some of it you love, some of it is ketchup. It's awesome and necessary to live. But I wouldn't say I'm a gourmet. Kate could be considered a gourmet of music.

Movies:

I love the Karate Kid and the Karate Kid II (III sucks, Ralph Macchio is fat) the 5th Element rules. I also like Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Armageddon, Sleepers, Newsies, Kill Bill 1 &2, Old School ( and anything else with Will Ferrell), Last of the Mohicans, anything with Jet Li, and just about all vampire movies though I am partial to Lost Boys

Television:

War at Home, Family Guy, Friends reruns, Project Runway, and random odd documentaries covering subjects such as "Things that have been removed from the human body"

Books:

The Black Dagger Brotherhood Series by J.R. Ward!! If you like vampires even the slightest bit, you MUST read these books. It also helps if you are attracted to vampires.

Heroes:

Kelly Kiger!!

My Blog

Luke 6:17

So I had a dream right as my alarm was going off that Kate told me that I had to switch my clock to 6:17 in reference to Luke 6:17 in the Bible. According to my dream the passage reads "And...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Stupid frost advisory

Q: What is in your left pocket?Nothing. Q: How much alcohol did you have this week?I had two glasses of wine last Friday. Q: Ever driven all night to get to someone?We've driven all night to ge...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

Charges dropped against man accused of having sex with picnic table

This was the headline I saw when I opened my internet to look up something online. His neighbor video-taped him on four separate occasions having "relations" with his picnic table in the back ya...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST

Susan

These are paraphrased snippets of the conversation regarding Susan, a person who works at a finance company we are working with. Joan: "I just went to leave a voicemail for Susan and it was a man's v...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST

Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 ...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:23:00 PST

I want to be like K/Cate!!

My score on The Lover Style Profile Test: The Surprising Lover (54% partner focus, 38% aggressiveness, 75% adventurousness) http://is3.okcupid.com/users/104/656/10465692962375378952/mt 1125085272....
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:31:00 PST

Holy crap, this is funny

While in line at the bank one afternoon,My toddler decided to releaseSome pent-up energy and ran amok.I was finally able to grab hold ofHer after receiving looks of disgustAnd annoyance from other pat...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:07:00 PST

Yay! Tentative Optimism

1. What was the first thing you did in 2008?Drank Moscato. 2. Your New Year's revolution?Are we having a revolution? Who are we revolting against? Viva La Resistance! 3. Honestly, do you t...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

I knew it!!

You Are Dr. PepperYou're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.Your best soda match: Root Beer...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

all over the place

So I just found out that Pamela Anderson is 40. I know that it makes sense that she's that old, but it just seems so odd. I feel that she is a person who doesn't/shouldn't age. &nbs...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST