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You! Me! Dancing!

I make Ju-Jitsu look like Sudoku

About Me

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I'm to legit to quit.i want to write really sappy love songs.i deeply admire kelly clarkson.i think elliott smith was the greatest songwriter to ever live.i think kurt cobain was a terrible lyricist. i do like in utero though.i like skateboarding.i'm better at taking pictures than you are, and it makes me feel special inside.i hate talking to my ex-girlfriends, except for kelly clarkson... we still get along.I'm pretty failuretastic when it comes to girls.i like red shoes.i like my tight jeans and my n*sync shirt.my ipod has better music on it then yours does.. get over it.my ipod has terrible music on it.. and i love it.i like when people call me to buy alcohol, it makes me feel like i have a purpose in life. I like it even more those people never call me to hang out or talk about feelings. see it is possible to make a serious point and also joke at the same time. skills.I want to make anti-smoking commercials.I think chris barnes would make a good childrens cartoon character.If i ever have a kid i'm going to name him/her a unisex name.. like ben affleck or jean-claude van dam or cliff hanger.I like girls with neat hair.I hate that eagles song "hotel california"I consider my self quite delta.I laugh at my own jokes alot.. it's annoying.Candy makes me happy.The quickest way to my heart is pop-ice.I don't like when people lie.. it's lame.I like saying LOL. it makes me smile on the inside.I like pretending i'm black.. only when i do it i'm playing the blues.I have a really cool bracelet my little sister made me and i'm going to wear until i die in a hail of gunfire. which is my prefered way to die.. just an fyi for anyone who is planning on killing me.I'd give a person a million last chances.. then i would kill them.cash money vagrantI straighten my hair.I like drinking. but only as a friend.I'm never wrong and even if I was I would never admit it. I enjoy talking to people who obviously don't want to talk to me, but are to nice to say so.There's more, but you'd have to find out through other means.. yes i'm talking about stalking me.

My Interests

ELLIOTTSMITH

I'd like to meet:

androids. antisocial people. weird people. people with cool hair and tight pants. and people who love elliott smith.
Tomorrow's Nobody @ TomorrowsNobody.comthis mouse

Music:

neil young, kelly clarkson, this song is a mess but so am i, ELLIOTT SMITH, daniel johnston, grandaddy, the unicorns, islands, flight of the conchords, elvis perkins, drakkar sauna, born ruffians, bob dylan, kill cheerleader, worriedaboutsatan, robert johnson, there may be more but i don't care.

Movies:

teen witch and worst witch. i like the devil and daniel johnston.

Television:

x-files, flight of the conchords, i don't own a tv.

Books:

slaughter house five, breakfest of champions, slapstick, killing yourself to live, thank you for smoking, bob dylan chronicles, nothing's sacred, naked pictures of famous people, Elliott Smith and the big nothing Blue Beard

Heroes:

CUTTHROAT COLIN FISKE! keegan sauder, kill cheerleader,

My Blog

New Years Resolutions

New Years Resolutions part one - Rise of the Witch King 1. I'm going to try to communicate only through text messaging, instant messaging, and myspace messaging/ comments... 2. Use my guitar powers fo...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:00:00 PST

epicly blog’d

Last weekend = epicly skater'd.grant.. switch method grab into a 50-50 truck grindgrant.. nosebonkollie from the ledge into the bankollie on the bumpsno noseblunt down the campus hubba though.. faaaaa...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST

brand new blog

i hate brand new.   i hate people that liek they're new cd.. it's so craptastic.. the only reason you liek it is because it's cool to liek it.   oh.. on a less serious note.. i'm addicted to...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

it happens, i hear it actually happens alot.

last saturday was awesome... i went to a show... i took pictures... some of them didn't suck... sunday morning i recieved an electronic letter from one jeff mikut... yeah i know i'm pretty special... ...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST

i love the weekend, it's so rad.

Using skateboarding to get kids to go to church seems like a bad joke, but in brighton, michigan it's a reality. Pretty much amazing. Grant footplants to fakie for the lord and $5 (since we didn't at...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Pictures

So I finally sold some of my pictures. I know... you're jealous as hell... I can't say I blame you... fags... I suggest you hurry up and buy some pictures cause this shit is hot right now... this shit...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

hate hate hate

Whoever reported my amazing seal clubbing picture. i hope you have a very not good day. and hopefully you can get the sand out of you vagina. can you take a joke? seriously... or do i have to club you...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh niggy

best picture ever... i guess you're right...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

hang up your cell phone and drive

So i'm driving and talking on my cell phone to stephen baldwin about how not to evade taxes when some lady yells at me for talking on my cell phone... so i look at her bumper and it says hang up your ...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

How to start a fight

Step 1. Find an annoying kid Step 2. Insult his mother's cooking. ie. "Your mother's chicken salad sandwich sucked" Step 3. When he says "Come say that to my face" he doesn't expect you to run at hi...
Posted by You! Me! Dancing! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST