The Man Who Has My ♥
I've got a single silver bullet shot right through my heart
to prove I can't survive without you.
Zacky Vengeance. Oh my GOD, I love this man. I'm honestly and truly in love with him. I've never been more in love with someone then him, and I'll never BE more in love with someone.♥ He's my life. Seriously, rip him away from him, and you'll DIE. But, you'll never rip him away from me. I know that for a fact. He's mine, so go fuck off if you don't like it. He's been there for me through the start, from helping with my mental illness to visiting me in the mental hospital to taking me to baseball games. He's my best friend and my soul mate. And, I would be broken without him. I love you, Zacky Vengeance. Better believe it.:)
You know the moon is full
and I can't live without you.
The Puppy
Lean on me, when you're not strong
and I'll be your friend.
I'll help you carry on.
Aluna Sanders. The younger sister of Matt Shadows. Like me, she's a female werewolf. Her wolf form is much bigger then mine, though. Anyways, Aluna is totally awesome. She's very lovable, as well. She's just a big puppy at heart. (Afterall, how many werewolves chase their tail? Not many.) But, send a vampire into the scene, and she fights like a beast. And, thats the truth. She's in love with some guy named Reid Garwin, one of the Sons of Ipswich. I'd think they'd be GREAT together. Hehe. Matt loves her very much, and I can see why. Lead that pack well, Aluna. I love you.
The Imagined Fire Wolf Pack: History and Legacy
The Imagined Fire werewolf pack, located in Orange County, California, is the third oldest loup-garou pack of its kind in the United States, coming into existence about 100 years after the loup-garou pack of Ipswich, Massachusets was first changed. It is not commonly believed that the wolves were previously from the Ipswich pack, because unlike the Ipswich wolves, they don't have the free power to control their respective elements. They also have the controversial ability of imprinting, which leads many speculators and historians tuned into the world of mythical creatures, that the pack is more closely related to the La Push pack, rather then the original Ipswich wolves. Like all loup-garou, the pack's eyes eerily glow when they catch the scent of blood, changing their regular human-colored irises into glowing irises the colors of their wolf eyes. The majority of the Imagined Fire pack are males; only 13 known females have been in the pack over the 200 year history, including one female member currently.
Historians and researchers of the pack strongly believe that the pack was first formed in Romania 200 years ago, meaning it may not be a native U.S. pack. The pack escaped to Italy 50 years after it was formed, meeting up with the remnats of an Italian wolf pack. The original pack and the Italian pack again fled to Germany around the 1900's, where around the time of World War II, the pack was prosuecuted and many sent to concentration camps. The pack's original numbers greatly dwindled, but those who survived were said to rip through death and concentration camps in their wolf forms, leaving camps full of the bloodsoaked remains of the Nazi soldiers. Because when a wolf even catches the scent of blood in his (or her) nose, the wolf goes for the kill. Survivors of the camp who witnessed the wolf attacks all mentioned the same thing: mutantly huge wolves, attacked the guards with razor teeth, ripping them to shreds and becoming more violent as the bloodshed increased. After the war, the pack fled to the Middle East, spending a few years in Egypt, before the forbidden hunting of human flesh occured again, this time by a set of male and female twins, and the pack fled off to Orange County, California, where it has lived and thrived for the past 50 years. Numbers continued to decrease, as members left to find packs elsewhere. Many descendants of wolves from the World War II Imagined Fire pack can be found in the Los Angeles pack, the Dallas, Texas pack, and even as far off as the Southeastern Pennslyania pack.
The pack today is said to live in harmony with Homo sapiens. Surprisingly, the forbidden appetite have not wavered. The humans of Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa are said to be grateful for the wolves, and there is a shrine dedicated to the pack in Costa Mesa, just as the Ipswich pack has a shrine dedicated to them. The pack is also extremely small now, possibly the smallest pack in the country, with only six known members in it.
The Partner-In-Crime
A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
The Reverend. Oh, GOD, I love this guy! He's literally my partner-in-crime. Me and Jimmy do EVERYTHING together. Like, for example, back in high school, we almost got expelled for doing lots of stupid shit. He stuck gum in my hair back in second grade. Because, I think I broke his Pokemon pencil. (Jimmy...did you EVER forgive me for that?) Awww, Jimmy is one of the best friends I could ever ask for. I know him REALLY well because he's Brian's best friend. And, ahaha, it was fun growing up with him. I love you, Sullivan!
The Dipshit
If only you could see the you that is a part of me, maybe you could see inside yourself.
Johnny Christ. Little buddy, you really ARE a dipshit. I haven't known this guy for as long as the band. And, boy, did everyone beat him up when he first joined Avenged. Hell, even I beat him up at first. And, you know you're in really big trouble when a girl can kick your ass. But, hahaha. Johnny...learn how to not get so drunk and get kicked off a plane. Er...I mean..."off loaded." Johnny is really probably the biggest dickhead I've ever met, but he's our bitch. And, me and the boys will always love him. After all, he's just one of my guys. I love you, moron.
The Second Brother
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Matt Shadows. He's that second brother that I never had. That guy that always made sure the girl was always more protected then the guys. And, thats exactly what Matt does. All that and more. I think he made me into his surrogate sister because he never really knew Aluna. And, I don't blame him about that. I actually really love him a lot. Well, as a friend. He's the closest to family I have in this crazy pack, after Syn that is. Ni! Matt! I will always have your back. No matter what happens to us in the future. Friends Forever.
The Older Brother
There's no other love like the love for a brother.
There's no other love like the love from a brother.
Synyster Gates. Oh, what should I say about you, brother? You're truly amazing, and I'm really glad you have you as my brother.
The Father
"My father, a good man, told me, 'Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it.'"
Papa Gates. My daddy. This man has been there for me through a lot. He was a psychiatrist over at Costa Mesa State before it closed, and was the reason I stayed in there. But, even though I'm probably scarred for life from my experiences in the asylum, I don't have any hard feelings toward my father. He was just trying to look out for me, and make sure I was well off. And, for that, I'm thankful. At least he got me out of there when...something...happened. Awww. I love you, daddy. Try not to faint as much...you seem to have that very big problem. :] And, also. Don't give me the frigging sex talk or the "talk" anymore. I'm sick of it. :[
The Gangsta
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud.
Michael James Way. Ahahaha, you just wish you could be as gangster as him. Even though he sucks at being ganster. O.o But, he's still totally amazing at it. Mikey is one of those dudes that you just have to talk to. He's just so amazingly awesome. And, he just looks so awesome in his glasses, you know? Hehe. He is my gangster, my homie, my brotha-from-another-motha. And, he is def. the shit. Me and him have to look out for Zane, you know? Because, Zane is gangster, too. xD So, you should def. be jealous of Mikey, since he is a 100 times more gangster then you, and is most certainly more awesome then you. I love you.
Ze Hackers!
HACKEDby; RuNt!
O YA! be like super duper jealous. I luvssss Emory more than ANYONE she's secretly in love with me
mmm what was that? I dunno O_O k SO! MESS WITH HER AND I'LL BURN YOUR ASS WITH MY FUCKING FLAMES. She's better than you and she's almost better than me. But yah trick. Even if her mate has bigger boobs than me _ she's still my number one lover next to Alice. *nod*
BITCH! You've been hacked by Aluna FUCKING Sanders!
Hello, dearies. I bring you greetings from Ipswich, Massachusetts. Tis Aluna here.
Uh oh, hide your chillins, Zacky's here. XD
You know what I'm here for? I'm here to tell you how WONDERFUL Emory is. She's amazing, and I love her. (More than she loves me. XD) I have no clue what I'd be doing with out her, and it's the truth. No one could EVER and will NEVER replace her in my life. She's too amazing to replace. Plus all of you guys are just too boring to replace her. (I kid, cheese.) Everyday I get teased that I have bigger boobs then Emory, Aluna, and Runt. But in the end, we're all just playing around, and that's all that matters. I'm probably going to get the shit beat out of me by Brian for kissing his sister and shit, but I don't care. I love you, Emory! :]
Niii. Wanna Hack me?
Message meeeeee. You have to be someone I really trust. Because, I've had shit happen to profiles before. xD Not fun, trust me. Okay. I love you all, darlings. xD
Message if you wanna hack. :]
Avenged Sevenfold Bible
This is for Aluna. _
Who, just WANTED it up here.
Without further ado, here we go.
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shaodws has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. (ROFL)
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance. (LMFAO)
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding. (LMFAO)
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off. (Isn't THAT the truth?)
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 by switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ when back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement. (ROFLMFAO)
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the begining, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green Giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshellow man.
The Tev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
My Home & Past
GODDAMN IT! Its my home, sweet home.
And, my dad's last place of employment before the pack was formed.
And, its being torn down for a Walmart. -_-
Curse fucking Walmart.
TRY GETTING YOUR HOME TORN DOWN!
(Even if I DIDN'T have pleasant memories in it.)