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Emory Richelle Haner "Gates"
The Fucked-Up Mutt
Age: 24
Status: Engaged
Who: Zacky Vengeance
Date: 4/7/2008
Date Engaged: 5/31/2008
Imprinted On: Zacky V.
Species: Loup-Garou
Pack: Imagined Fire Wolf Pack
Pack Ranking: Hunter [Whoo!]
Mother: Neh...
Father: Brian Haner, Sr.
Siblings: Brian "Synyster Gates" Haner, Jr. & Zane Backster
Hair Color: Black
Pelt Color: Silver
Eye Color: Brown/Sky Blue
Element: Water/Ice
Birthplace: Huntington Beach, CA
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
School: Graduated from Huntington Beach State High
Grade: Alumni
Diagnoses: Delusional Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Slight Clinical Deprerssion
Treatments: Medications, Previous Period of Hospitalization
Ability: The ability to see into the future
Occupation: Guitar Tech for Avenged Sevenfold.
Best Friends: Zacky Vengeance, Synyster Gates, The Reverend Tholomew Plague, Matt Shadows, Johnny Christ
Current Mood: Very Much In Love♥
Song Dedication: No one.
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy

RUN! RUN! The voice was loud and clear in her head as the large silver wolf pushed her way through the ruins of the old insane asylum. Her eyesight in the dark left much to be desired, but with the support of her pack members, she would find there she was going quite easy. She had known this hospital very well...it was where she had spent most of her childhood, until her father had dragged her out. An ebony wolf with orange eyes, much larger then the silver one, sped up to her and kept in pace. The grey wolf smiled when she heard his voice in her head. Emory, come on. We need to hurry, he exclaimed. A beige wolf also blurred by. Come on, you lazy bums! he exclaimed. The grey wolf snarled. Shut it! she exclaimed. The black wolf let out a soft rumble toward the smaller silver one. Let him go. He's just being an asshole. he exclaimed. The grey one nodded, but sighed. It was all going to come down to this. A serial killer in the crumbling asylum. Hoping hoping for one thing: to banish the werewolf pack. The silver wolf sighed, and then slowed down to meet the black one's eyes. I'm just worried about you, Zacky. she exclaimed. The ebony one also stopped, licking the small one's muzzle. Nothing is going to happen to me, Emory. Nothing is going to happen to you, either.
The beige wolf danced around on his paws, and the other two immediatly snarled at him--not angry, but annoyed. We heard that, Johnny. Zacky exclaimed, simply. The beige wolf grunted lowly, and then broke off running. A large pale white wolf suddenly bolted by, but after taking a look at the two others, stopped gracefully and gazed at them through brilliant, red orbs. You two all right? Her high voice echoed in their heads. We're fine. Thanks, Aluna. Emory replied, pawing the ground. Aluna let loose a muted growl, and then turned around and started running, as well. Emory knew she was just a puppy. Still in high school and she had a boy that loved her. But, Emory also knew that Aluna was the best chance at winning, with being a fire magic user and all. But, someone was going to die. Not everyone could survive. Zacky sensed this, and licked Emory on the ears, his tail softly thumping against hers. But, Emory deep down inside, couldn't risk Zacky's life today. Not the man that she loved. She leaned against his head, and he growled affectionately and pressed his large head agaisnt hers. Emory's ears pressed back, as somewhere in the deep recesses of the abandonded mental hospital, a wolf howled.


Emory Haner. You more likely to have heard of her big brother and her best friends then her. She's just the forgetten one. Well, okay. The band totally adores her. She's just a hang-out friend for them all. And, they're all her best friends ever. And, Synyster, well, he protects her...a little TOO much. Maybe its because she's a girl. Maybe its because she's younger then them all. Or, maybe its because they don't want her to share the same fate that they all share. Fat chance. Its a little too late for that. Emory knew that as soon as she turned 16, as soon as she felt the painful crunching of her spine and her extending of her jaw, as soon as she felt the soft silver pelt bristling out of her skin, that she was exactly like Zacky, Jimmy, Johnny, Matt and Brian. That she wasn't just a regular human. Not just another roadie on the tour bus with the guys. That she was a loup-Garou, a lycan, wolf-kind. A werewolf, and her best friends and members of Avenged Sevenfold were her pack. Not like her life already had enough twists in it already. Like, the only thing that she REALLY remembered about her chilhood was hospital corridors and constant visits from Jimmy and Zacky. And, Brian, of course. Nope, it justhad to get worse. Yep, little Emory, the one who spent half her childhood cooped up in a mental hospital, was the first female addition to her pack. What joy.
At first, it was hard for Emory to adjust. Those paranoid thoughts she had in her childhood, had turned into full-blown predictions of the future. Alas, every werewolf has a special ability that evolves from an illness, quirk or personality trait that the wolf exhibited while still human. Emory had been diagnosed with delusional disorder when she was little. Thats what lead her to a period of institutionalization in an insane asylum. Much like the then-unknown sister of Matt Shadows, Aluna, even though Aluna was diagnosed with schizophrenia, a DIFFERENT mental illness. Okay, back on subject. So, randomly, everyday, Emory would have visions of events that would happen in the future. At first, Emory was concerned her condition had worsened, until her father explain about the abilities that werewolves inherit after they go through the change. But, at least the part about changing with the full moon was a lie. It was a relief for Emory to go outside in the full moon and not have to worry about ending up as a oversized ball of grey fur and teeth. And, the beauty. Oh, GOD, the beauty. A werewolf is described as being inhumanly beautiful in their human shapes. Perfect skin, hair, and eyes. Even the wolves are being described as being beautiful. Soft pelt with rich color and intense eyes in any color of the rainbow and then some.
But, of course, things started getting better. The whole band, especially Zacky, welcomed Emory to the pack with open arms. It made things easier that all of Emory's best friends from childhood were in the pack. And, of course, Papa Gates was very accepting of the fact. Thats when Emory started looking at Zacky...with, erm, different feelings. Well, okay. She was looking at him differently then a friend would. Psst...she had FEELINGS for him. But, other then that, pack life moved on pretty smoothly. Johnny liked irritating Emory about her feelings for Zacky when it was just the two of them out running, which didn't happen often. Thank god, or Johnny might have been lying somewhere headless right now. More changes started occuring, but they were mostly all good. 108 degrees body temperature, thats pretty nice. Emory didn't have to worry about getting cold anymore. And, the fast healing from injuries proved very helpful, especially when Emory had more broken bones from stateboarding then Shadows had tattooes. The absence of aging required some getting used to, but it turned out not to be all that bad. Now, her, and the rest of Avenged, would look young forever. But, it was still difficult. Not easy changing into a ball of fur and teeth, covered in muscle, when you're angry. Ahaha, and still. Emory was the only female in the pack. No matter how much she loved her brother and the band, it was still kind of hard relating to a bunch of guys. Even she if DID grow up with them.


Take this from my conscienceness and please erase my dreams. That was the one thought that went through Emory's mind as she looked at the bloodsoaked wreckage before her. A young blond girl with pretty blue eyes was watching, pale and scared. Emory hadn't even KNOWN the poor man. Hadn't even met him. Her throat was rumbling in a growl as she look at him. She tasted the blood in her mouth, and it was bitter, hated. She couldn't control herself. She was just an animal. She layed her head on her paws, but not before lifting up her head and letting out a tortured howl. What would Zacky think of her now? And, Brian? And, her father? They'd all hate her and scorn her. Scared to make it out alive now murder's all I know. What a fucking clean record now. She hadn't killed before. She knew that this murder would probably cost her her life. The blood was crimson and surprisingly bright against her dirty silver pelt. Her pelt was matted in blood, and her muzzle was covered in it. "EMORY!" Emory looked up as Zacky hurried over in his human form. Emory glanced up at him, and he immediatly understood what had happpened. He leaned down next to the distraught wolf and wrapped his arms around her, cradling her head against his chest. "Oh, Emory," he mumbled. Emory trembled a bit, and she slipped out of her wolf form into her trembling and sobbing human form. Zacky slipped off his t-shirt, and handed it to Emory to put on. Emory slipped on the shirt, which was a bit large, and then wrapped her arms around Zacky and leaned against him again. Another day another life but nothing real to show for. "I didn't mean to kill him," Emory cried. "Shhh. I know," Zacky replied, running his fingers through her long hair.
"What are the others going to do...?" Emory asked into Zacky's chest. "I'm not sure. But, I won't let them hurt you," Zacky whispered. "Hah. They're probably break my spine, shoot me with a silver bullet. Make sure nothing like this happens again," Emory said. Zacky pushed her away a bit and looked straight into her eyes. "They won't. Hell, I think we're all killed accidently before," he muttered, leaning his head against hers. At that moment, The Rev and Synyster ran in, both as humans. "Holy SHIT!" Rev exclaimed, his blue eyes wide. "Emory..." Synyster muttered, lightly pulling her from Zacky's arms to hold her. Emory leaned her head into his strong chest, as Rev and Zacky went to examine the corpse. "Shit. I didn't know she had it IN her," Rev mumbled. Zacky punched his arm. "You're gonna make her feel worse," he exclaimed. Shadows and Johnny also sped into the room. They both took one look at the corpse, Emory in Zacky's shirt, and Synyster holding her, and let out a whistle. "Whoo, man," Shadows exclaimed. "The chick snapped," Johnny added. Emory let loose another sob and leaned her head closer against her older brother. "Stop being a jackass, Johnny," Zacky growled, causing Johnny to back off a bit. "Come on, Emory. Lets get you cleaned up," Synyster whispered. "Aren't...you...mad at me...?" Emory asked. But, Matt leaned down and put a hand on her shoulder. "Of course not. Who said that being a werewolf was easy? We all have a desire to hunt in us." Rev also leaned down. "We all love you, girl. We could never kill you," he added. Emory smiled a bit as Synyster picked her up to bring her outside.
Zacky and Shadows looked down at the wreckage. "Lets get rid of her," Shadow growled softly, looking at the young girl looking up at them. Zacky jogged up to Emory, and put a hand on her shoulder. "We'll only be a few minutes," he whispered softly. Emory nodded, and then sighed as Johnny and Rev got ready to leave. Last thing she saw before shutting her eyes were Shadows and Zacky trembling like jackhammers, and then exploding into two huge wolves. Rev covered Emory's ears, and Johnny started picking up the pace. Synyster cradled his younger sister closer to his body, and then broke out running, with Rev and Johnny following behind. But, Emory's ears picked up the screaming of the little girl as the two wolves snapped and growled, their thunderous snarls echoing to the group retreating.
We walk the city lonely, memories that haunt are passing by.
A murderer walks your streets tonight.
Forgive me for my crimes.



Right now, Emory wonders if it really is cool being a werewolf. She wished she had memories of her human life, other then memories from a psycho ward. She envys Zacky and the rest of the band, who actually had memories of being a human. She still cries at night from the memories of that gruesome murder...the young man who lost all his hopes, dreams, and his future because of her, and the young girl that Zacky and Matt were forced to kill. Brian, Zacky, they ALL tell her not to worry about it. But, Emory can see the pain in Zacky's eyes. She bets he just wants his best friend back. But, he's awfully good at hiding it in his human form. The group won't really have a chance to be human again, and it really hurts. But, at least they understand their fate, and are mostly accepting of it. Afterall, being a werewolf is not really easy. Thats why Emory was a little upset when it turned out that Matt had a younger sister that was a werewolf. And, that her human life was exactly like Emory's, hence stuck in an insane asylum. Because, she won't be able to be human again. Even Papa Gates tells Emory not to be so negative about it. But, it hurts her to see Zacky with girls that he wants to be happy with, and knowing that they'll die decades, centuries before him. That they're grow older when he looks about 25 forever. Its not easy seeing your best friend go through that. Same with the rest of the guys. It blows being something different. Emory just can't see it the way Aluna can. Or, Johnny. Its not easy knowing that the rest of your extremely long life, possibly immortal life, is going to be spend protecting humans from vampires, witches, sirens, dragons, all though magical creatures.
But, there are some pluses, especially when your best friends forever are in a rock band. They try to let her live down the human memories that they had. Zacky brings her to baseball games, and plays games such as Halo and Gears of War with her. Synyster is teaching her how to play guitar. And, damn, she's pretty gnarly at it. Has his skill. Johnny, well, Johnny just likes getting drunk with her. You can't count the times they've puked all over each other. Emory calls him her little bitch, and its the truth. Johnny is just her, and the other guy's, little bitch. Matt and Emory play Zelda together. Lots and LOTS of Zelda. So much Zelda, it causes Johnny and Rev to start complaining. And, Rev and Emory want to write a book together. "If You Give a Werewolf Red Bull..." xD Emory also wants to breed stallion ducks with Rev. And, Papa Gates...well...he just likes being a father. Zacky somehow managed to get the admission sheets from the old asylum archives for Emory, hoping it would make her feel better. And, it kind of did. Emory wouldn't know what to do without all her friends from Avenged. She'd probably in a whole lop of deep shit right now. Even Aluna, Elaina, Matt Baker, and the rest of the extended family is really great to her. The band is certainly right. Avenged is a great big family. And, she's the little girl in the pack. Despite the fact that she sometimes hates her wolf skin, she knows a lot about the ancient past of the Loup-Garou species, including all of the legends and myths about them. In the pack, she is used as an assassin. Her weakness? Weak sight in the dark for a wolf. Papa Gates thinks thats from her past experiences, but no one knows for sure.
So, what would you like to know about the wolf girl? Well, first, she's very sweet. Probably the sweetest werewolf in existence. Ahaha, its true. She loves meeting Avenged fans and other bands. Her music tase? Way OUT there. Of course, Avenged is her favorite, but she loves anything from Simple Plan to underOATH to Fall Out Boy to Eminem. She's also very talented with guitars, and is the guitar tech for Zacky while the band's on tour. Pretty gnarly, ey? Thats how they keep the pack together at all times. And, Emory does like being out on the road at times. Other times, she stays behind to watch out for her friends as a werewolf. Whcih, she believes is extremely boring. Emory loves horror and bloody/gory movies, such as Saw movies and Sweeney Todd. Her favorite actors are Toby Hemingway *drool*, Justin Bartha and Morgan Freeman. She loves old television shows, such as Golden Girls. She's a Pokemon addict, and loves all the games. She has a fetish with choosing the Water-starter. O.o One of her best friends ever is The Kid, the drum tech for Hawthorne Heights. Her and Avenged have fun in their down time in Huntington Beach. The "Ding Dong Song" and "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen makes her laugh. She hates it when people asks her what it was like growing up with Avenged Sevenfold. She hates it when girls flirt with Zacky. She doesn't like going to her wolf form, but at the scent of blood, she can't help it. Her wolf form is much smaller then the others. Sometimes, she wishes she was human. But, other times, she's proud of her wolf heritage. Piss her off and see what happens to you. ;] She sleeps with Zacky when she has nightmares at night. She's in love with him, but won't tell him. You can ask her mostly anything, except about growing up around the band and her past. Gain her trust and she'll tell you about her past. But, thats easier said then done. Soooo, you CAN talk to her. She won't bite her head off. She's a very sweet wolf. Even I wanted to be normal, I can't.
I just ask the animal inside me.



My boys, my best friends, my bitches, my group, my everything, my pack.
The best fucking band out there.
Don't even try to tell me you've been through more stuff with these boys then I have.
Chances are, you probably fucking haven't.
I love you all, guys.
Especially that fat one on the left.
:)

ZackyEmory The Best Friend
The Soulmate
The Confident
Working on...so be patient!

Synyster
Emory The Older Brother
The Companion
The Protective
Working on...so be patient!

My Interests



The Man Who Has My ♥ I've got a single silver bullet shot right through my heart to prove I can't survive without you.

Zacky Vengeance. Oh my GOD, I love this man. I'm honestly and truly in love with him. I've never been more in love with someone then him, and I'll never BE more in love with someone.♥ He's my life. Seriously, rip him away from him, and you'll DIE. But, you'll never rip him away from me. I know that for a fact. He's mine, so go fuck off if you don't like it. He's been there for me through the start, from helping with my mental illness to visiting me in the mental hospital to taking me to baseball games. He's my best friend and my soul mate. And, I would be broken without him. I love you, Zacky Vengeance. Better believe it.:)
You know the moon is full and I can't live without you. The Puppy Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend.
I'll help you carry on.


Aluna Sanders. The younger sister of Matt Shadows. Like me, she's a female werewolf. Her wolf form is much bigger then mine, though. Anyways, Aluna is totally awesome. She's very lovable, as well. She's just a big puppy at heart. (Afterall, how many werewolves chase their tail? Not many.) But, send a vampire into the scene, and she fights like a beast. And, thats the truth. She's in love with some guy named Reid Garwin, one of the Sons of Ipswich. I'd think they'd be GREAT together. Hehe. Matt loves her very much, and I can see why. Lead that pack well, Aluna. I love you.

I'd like to meet:

The Imagined Fire Wolf Pack: History and Legacy The Imagined Fire werewolf pack, located in Orange County, California, is the third oldest loup-garou pack of its kind in the United States, coming into existence about 100 years after the loup-garou pack of Ipswich, Massachusets was first changed. It is not commonly believed that the wolves were previously from the Ipswich pack, because unlike the Ipswich wolves, they don't have the free power to control their respective elements. They also have the controversial ability of imprinting, which leads many speculators and historians tuned into the world of mythical creatures, that the pack is more closely related to the La Push pack, rather then the original Ipswich wolves. Like all loup-garou, the pack's eyes eerily glow when they catch the scent of blood, changing their regular human-colored irises into glowing irises the colors of their wolf eyes. The majority of the Imagined Fire pack are males; only 13 known females have been in the pack over the 200 year history, including one female member currently.

Historians and researchers of the pack strongly believe that the pack was first formed in Romania 200 years ago, meaning it may not be a native U.S. pack. The pack escaped to Italy 50 years after it was formed, meeting up with the remnats of an Italian wolf pack. The original pack and the Italian pack again fled to Germany around the 1900's, where around the time of World War II, the pack was prosuecuted and many sent to concentration camps. The pack's original numbers greatly dwindled, but those who survived were said to rip through death and concentration camps in their wolf forms, leaving camps full of the bloodsoaked remains of the Nazi soldiers. Because when a wolf even catches the scent of blood in his (or her) nose, the wolf goes for the kill. Survivors of the camp who witnessed the wolf attacks all mentioned the same thing: mutantly huge wolves, attacked the guards with razor teeth, ripping them to shreds and becoming more violent as the bloodshed increased. After the war, the pack fled to the Middle East, spending a few years in Egypt, before the forbidden hunting of human flesh occured again, this time by a set of male and female twins, and the pack fled off to Orange County, California, where it has lived and thrived for the past 50 years. Numbers continued to decrease, as members left to find packs elsewhere. Many descendants of wolves from the World War II Imagined Fire pack can be found in the Los Angeles pack, the Dallas, Texas pack, and even as far off as the Southeastern Pennslyania pack.

The pack today is said to live in harmony with Homo sapiens. Surprisingly, the forbidden appetite have not wavered. The humans of Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa are said to be grateful for the wolves, and there is a shrine dedicated to the pack in Costa Mesa, just as the Ipswich pack has a shrine dedicated to them. The pack is also extremely small now, possibly the smallest pack in the country, with only six known members in it.


BiteMyLipsCloseMyEyes&TakeMeAwayToParadise; Zacky Vengeance. What is there to say about you...? You're soulmate and my best friend ever. That about sums it up. But, of course, it doesn't. everything together as kids. We even took baths in Costa Mesa State together. :] Believe it or not, those were the good days. Water fights in the hospital bathroom and days off hanging at the beach. A trip to Disneyland that ended up in Zacky puking all over me. Numerous classes together and sports games. Remember when I played ice hockey and you used to come to EVERY single game to root me on? :D And, I came to your baseball games in return? Or, when Pokemon came out and you spend hours at my house, playing Red Version with me and we'd trade and battle for the hell of it? Or, how you'd spend hours down at the mental hospital with me and Zane, and we'd play guitar and write stupid songs...? Yup, hundreds of great memories to look back on now. And, wanna know something...? I don't regret any of them. Those were the best days of my life. I remember when we went to senior prom together (as friends) and you told me we'd be friends forever. Never thought we'd get where we are today. :] You are truly my best friend and you really ARE the most important person in my life. Best thing that ever happened to me...? Yup. But, I didn't think that way when A7X started and you left me alone to play with the guys. I thought you'd abandonded me to become a rockstar. I kept wondering, "What about me and all the fun memories we had together...?" And then, you came back from a tour, and wrapped your arms around me and told me how much you missed me. That was probably one of the best days of my life. And then, you asked me to go on tour with you. And, of course, I had to say yes.
Ahaha, look at us now, Zack. Don't the old days seem so far off...? I think they do. But, I think things got better. :] And, it all started with an accidental trip to Costa Mesa State Hospital, now laying in ruins. Something happened with a fan, and Zacky followed me all the way out there. And, then, I told him I loved him (quite by accident) and he told me the same thing. And, literally, that felt like the best day of my life. I've always kinda loved Zacky, even back in high school. He's still my best friend, and now, he's so much more. And, he proposed, too! :D SHIT YEA. We're getting married. I love you SO much, Zacky Vengeance. I really do. I still LOVE playing Pokemon games with you (even if you DO suck) and I like helping you fix your guitars. Ahaha, I am SO going to buy you Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Platinum next year. :D I like how everyone is really jealous of us. are are the love of my life. And, nothing and no one will ever change that. He is the one peron...erm...wolf, that I can go to with all my problems and I tell all my secrets with. Sometimes, I wonder why this amazing man and guitarist would choose a fucked-up mutt like me, but at other times, I can see exactly why he did.♥ Rip him away from me and you will see this wolf's bad side. But, I know you won't be able to tear us apart. After all, this is love, and you can't mess with true love. :] Or, fate. I can't wait until we're married, Zacky. I love you more then I can really say.


The following people are all I need in my life. =]
Not one of them? Oh, well.
Hurt them in any way and you WILL be fucking sorry.
Oh, yea: the images are clickable.:)


xx. Guidelines.xx

1. I am not Hanna Beth, Emory Haner or related to Synyster Gates. I am a ROLE-PLAYER. Don't know what it means? Look it up, douchebags.

2. Multi-Para or Para ONLY. I am a Para or Multi-Para RP. One-liners are fucking boring and I don't reply to them. So, try to at least write four full stentences in a starter. Thank you.
3. No chat talk PLEASE. Loves, I hate reading chat talk. Its very hard to do. So, for the love of God, PLEASE type out your words. I can't spell the best. I don't care if you can't. Just make an attempt.

4. Check your grammer. I want periods and everything in the right places. Grammer isn't my favorite thing. But, like I said above, make an attempt.

5. You don't know that Emory is a werewolf when you meet her. Maybe you CAN know if you're an Avenged member or if you're Synyster Gates. Talk to me about that before jumping to conclusions.

6. While RPing... No, no, NO first-person, PLEASE. Thats annoying. No little astericks, either. Book format, plain and simple. Also, be descriptive. I love descriptive.

7. About Relationships. Emory is single taken right now. Yep yep. But, don’t ask her out as soon as you meet her . Hell, she may be friends with Avenged, but she ain’t no slut. :)

8. No sex. Plain and simple. I don’t like cyber sex. I don’t see the point in it. If you like it, thats fine. Go ahead and do it. Just, don’t ask me to do it. Please.

9. No drama. Ni. Drama is not fun at all. I already have enough of it on other accounts, so I don’t want any here.

10. Don’t complain if I don’t reply right away. Please...I get sidetracked really easily. And, I forget that I have comments waiting. So, be patient. It would be nice. Don’t complain.

Thats all for now...until I think of more.



Everything on this profile is original content.
Completely ORIGINAL content.
Plagirism will be blocked and reported.
So, neh, don't copy.
Putting THIS here, just in case:

Music:

The Partner-In-Crime A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

The Reverend. Oh, GOD, I love this guy! He's literally my partner-in-crime. Me and Jimmy do EVERYTHING together. Like, for example, back in high school, we almost got expelled for doing lots of stupid shit. He stuck gum in my hair back in second grade. Because, I think I broke his Pokemon pencil. (Jimmy...did you EVER forgive me for that?) Awww, Jimmy is one of the best friends I could ever ask for. I know him REALLY well because he's Brian's best friend. And, ahaha, it was fun growing up with him. I love you, Sullivan! The Dipshit If only you could see the you that is a part of me, maybe you could see inside yourself.

Johnny Christ. Little buddy, you really ARE a dipshit. I haven't known this guy for as long as the band. And, boy, did everyone beat him up when he first joined Avenged. Hell, even I beat him up at first. And, you know you're in really big trouble when a girl can kick your ass. But, hahaha. Johnny...learn how to not get so drunk and get kicked off a plane. Er...I mean..."off loaded." Johnny is really probably the biggest dickhead I've ever met, but he's our bitch. And, me and the boys will always love him. After all, he's just one of my guys. I love you, moron.

Movies:

The Second Brother A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Matt Shadows. He's that second brother that I never had. That guy that always made sure the girl was always more protected then the guys. And, thats exactly what Matt does. All that and more. I think he made me into his surrogate sister because he never really knew Aluna. And, I don't blame him about that. I actually really love him a lot. Well, as a friend. He's the closest to family I have in this crazy pack, after Syn that is. Ni! Matt! I will always have your back. No matter what happens to us in the future. Friends Forever. The Older Brother There's no other love like the love for a brother.
There's no other love like the love from a brother.

Synyster Gates. Oh, what should I say about you, brother? You're truly amazing, and I'm really glad you have you as my brother.
The Father "My father, a good man, told me, 'Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it.'"
Papa Gates. My daddy. This man has been there for me through a lot. He was a psychiatrist over at Costa Mesa State before it closed, and was the reason I stayed in there. But, even though I'm probably scarred for life from my experiences in the asylum, I don't have any hard feelings toward my father. He was just trying to look out for me, and make sure I was well off. And, for that, I'm thankful. At least he got me out of there when...something...happened. Awww. I love you, daddy. Try not to faint as much...you seem to have that very big problem. :] And, also. Don't give me the frigging sex talk or the "talk" anymore. I'm sick of it. :[ The Gangsta A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud.
Michael James Way. Ahahaha, you just wish you could be as gangster as him. Even though he sucks at being ganster. O.o But, he's still totally amazing at it. Mikey is one of those dudes that you just have to talk to. He's just so amazingly awesome. And, he just looks so awesome in his glasses, you know? Hehe. He is my gangster, my homie, my brotha-from-another-motha. And, he is def. the shit. Me and him have to look out for Zane, you know? Because, Zane is gangster, too. xD So, you should def. be jealous of Mikey, since he is a 100 times more gangster then you, and is most certainly more awesome then you. I love you.

Television:

Ze Hackers! HACKEDby; RuNt!
O YA! be like super duper jealous. I luvssss Emory more than ANYONE she's secretly in love with me
mmm what was that? I dunno O_O k SO! MESS WITH HER AND I'LL BURN YOUR ASS WITH MY FUCKING FLAMES. She's better than you and she's almost better than me. But yah trick. Even if her mate has bigger boobs than me _ she's still my number one lover next to Alice. *nod*
BITCH! You've been hacked by Aluna FUCKING Sanders!
Hello, dearies. I bring you greetings from Ipswich, Massachusetts. Tis Aluna here.
Uh oh, hide your chillins, Zacky's here. XD
You know what I'm here for? I'm here to tell you how WONDERFUL Emory is. She's amazing, and I love her. (More than she loves me. XD) I have no clue what I'd be doing with out her, and it's the truth. No one could EVER and will NEVER replace her in my life. She's too amazing to replace. Plus all of you guys are just too boring to replace her. (I kid, cheese.) Everyday I get teased that I have bigger boobs then Emory, Aluna, and Runt. But in the end, we're all just playing around, and that's all that matters. I'm probably going to get the shit beat out of me by Brian for kissing his sister and shit, but I don't care. I love you, Emory! :]
Niii. Wanna Hack me?
Message meeeeee. You have to be someone I really trust. Because, I've had shit happen to profiles before. xD Not fun, trust me. Okay. I love you all, darlings. xD
Message if you wanna hack. :]

Books:

Avenged Sevenfold Bible This is for Aluna. _
Who, just WANTED it up here.
Without further ado, here we go.
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shaodws has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. (ROFL)
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance. (LMFAO)
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding. (LMFAO)
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off. (Isn't THAT the truth?)
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 by switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ when back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement. (ROFLMFAO)
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the begining, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green Giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshellow man.
The Tev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

Heroes:



My Home & Past
GODDAMN IT! Its my home, sweet home.
And, my dad's last place of employment before the pack was formed.
And, its being torn down for a Walmart. -_-
Curse fucking Walmart.
TRY GETTING YOUR HOME TORN DOWN!
(Even if I DIDN'T have pleasant memories in it.)

My Blog

xx.Rules: Read Before RPing.

Hello, dear friends! Emory is here to tell you about her rules! So, without further hesitation, lets begin! 1. I am not Hanna Beth, Emory Haner or related to Synyster Gates. I am a ROLE-PLAYER. Don&rs...
Posted by Emory Gates.™ [ILY♥] on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST