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maelstrom

i've got a serious vagenda

About Me

Schoonover really is my middle name, and this is my gene pool

My Interests

pot, hummus, clouds, Albuquerque, percos, yachtism and a non-hyphynation, "I don't know karate, but I know ca-razay"

I'd like to meet:

Buenos Aires

Music:

deerhunter, spankrock, sunset rubdown, portishead, grizzly bear, deerhoof, the gossip, michael jackson, the blow, os mutantes, caribou, menomena, james brown, beirut, of montreal, wolf parade, ariel pink, broken social scene, subtle, daft punk, the beatles, animal collective, tapes n' tapes, wu-tang, arcade fire, pink floyd, the olivia tremor control, the unicorns, herman dune, the zombies, neutral milk hotel, mos def (last.fm/user/maliciousj)

Movies:

born losers, wayne's world, you and me and everyone we know, waking life, sleeper, alice in wonderland, adaptation, royal tenenbaums, big lebowski, y tu mama tambien, the usual suspects, anchorman, virgin suicides, city of god, cabinet of dr. caligari:

Television:

PLANET EARTH

Books:

naked lunch, the fountainhead, slaughterhouse-five, great gatsby, thus spoke zarathustra, napalm and silly putty

Heroes:

mi hermanita

My Blog

laszlo moholy-nagy

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Posted by MAELSTROM on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

Born Losers

this movie is more than worth seeing:(and Josh, although I could pretend I hate to rub this in your face, it was made in 1967)born losers a.k.a. hell's angels, sexy and latently homosexual grit...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

pull the boots off

this weekend was beyond memorable.  it was monumental, deserving of a plaque on a wall.thanks to the birthday people, 40s of malt liquor, severe forearm bruising, pj pissing his pants, hashbrowns...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

loon loom

twerk that brain!(art by Lamar Peterson)...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

snowday

these are keeping me sane while 10" is keeping me inside.. width="425" height="350">..> (dick in a box).. width="425" height="350">..>(knife).. width="425" height="350">..>(bee gees)...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

Sherpa, Shleppa

This is a video of my brother in India.He calls it, "Virtual reality recreation of tourist hiking to Mt. Kunzenchunga, the world's third tallest mountain. Red panda, a rare rat-coon, is observed, and ...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

how, now, tiny lizard in my bed?

I came home from school today to find a baby lizard on my bed.  More accurately, on my sheets.  I'd had a shitty day, and he'd been lounging around in my (warm and soft) bed for hours I'm su...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

zombeesh

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Posted by MAELSTROM on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:20:00 PST

I need to keep raps on this sucker

because he's so special.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST

He must not know about the Baby Maker

Many argue that George W is out of touch, and that his moral standards cloud his judgment to a point that no compassion remains.  But after he vetoed the Congress-approved bill that would have al...
Posted by MAELSTROM on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST