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leif

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About Me

A guy who plays guitar on a farm with some possibly unorthodox views on the way things work. I'm short, tall and completely bald. I have blonde eyes and pink lungs, with a grey brain. I fucking love shooting things.I have two children, Arachnid and Pheremone, currently residing in Izzy's basement. ..

My Interests

Guitar, your mum (no, not yours, YOURS), the kids, singing, writing music, listening to music. Kangaroos, zombies, sarcasm, climbing things, aliens, drink driving, drug driving, driving with no brakes, driving with no hands, poetic license, the occult, increasing my gross personal wealth by exploitation of third world populations, computers, radiation, being an anarchistic left wing fool whilst simultaneously enjoying a fairly comfortable middle class life in a beautiful countryside village, whiskey.

I'd like to meet:

Female, 18 - 25 years old, for long walks on the beach, intellectual discussion of world politics, and anal sex.

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jeff Buckley, TOOL. Blues, Rock N Roll and Funk are the best, but I like most genres to a degree.

Movies:

Towering Inferno, The Salton Sea, American Beauty, Chopper, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Platoon, Collateral, Team America: World Police, Crossroads (not the Britney Spears film. Give me some credit), Dogma, Gangs of New York, Apocalypse Now, Star Wars, Indiana Jones. Films that make you think are the best.

Television:

Nothing at all, I'm proud to say, except the occasional film. And Battlestar Galactica of course.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life of Pi, Something Wicked this way Comes, The Peace Machine, The Thief of Always, Diggers, pre-5th book Harry Potter, Biggles (he's the man), some historically accurate novels, eg. Sharpe, The Sword and the Scimitar. His Dark Materials, The Dark Tower. Other stuff.

Heroes:

My parents, Jimi Hendrix, Kevin Spacey. All the other heroes are dead. Jimi Hendrix is too, but I had to put him in anyway. Batman is the best superhero, anyone who says different is clearly a)gay and b)retarded.

My Blog

*sigh* How did it come to this?

I did this on Lewis' page and... you know what, I can't even be arsed to explain or even try to excuse this travesty. Fill it in, or don't. The latter option will probably result in your life being fa...
Posted by leif on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:21:00 PST

wiki wiki wild wild pedia.

www.wikipedia.org Perhaps the best website ever to grace this travesty they call the internet. Everything you ever wanted know, about anything, is on this site. Use it wisely, for the thirst...
Posted by leif on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST

Psychedelic Trance

Last saturday I experienced what can only be described as a revelation. Of the music variety. It was Trystan's birthday, so naturally, everybody was high on ecstasy. The Zanzibar. Psychedelic trance. ...
Posted by leif on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

Apples

I fucking love apples. It's true. So why, in this day and age, is it so hard to find a good, crunchy motherfuckin' apple? Seriously, I think decent apples are more elusive than talented folk sing...
Posted by leif on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:17:00 PST

A Drunken Experiment

Last night, I got very drunk, because of a woman basically. To cheer me up, a friend suggested we go on a chat room posing as young girls. Yes, fucking weird I know, but I was totally pissed and it se...
Posted by leif on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 02:07:00 PST

Blur and Oasis

Pretty much my earliest memories of music involve the argument over Blur and Oasis. I am here to settle that argument. Blur are (well, were) fantastic. Cheese up to the ears, but so good. I was lis...
Posted by leif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun things are bad for you

Well, they are. But to name a few: Bashing your head against a brick wall Paracetomol (sp?) overdoses Punching mirrors Eating bricks Being unplugged from the Matrix Going naked in sp...
Posted by leif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Emo

At the risk of insulting a great number of people (fools), I believe the time has come for me to write a post on the subject of Emo. Maybe Screamo, I don't understand the difference to be quite honest...
Posted by leif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That beautiful feeling

Friday 18th February, 2005. A magical evening by all accounts. I spent it with fellow band members Jake HO and Lewis, in a caravan in Tumby Woodside. We had planned to get completely stoned, but due t...
Posted by leif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

America - Fuck Yeah!

I retired to my home tonight having watched what must be the funniest film ever devised. You know it. Team America: World Police. One cannot describe in words the hilarity of this legendary film...
Posted by leif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST