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-the [whole] package-

I treat my girls right...and i'd do anything for them.

About Me





Where do I start? I'm a easy going, sporty, random, sorta gifted dyke from good ole Stallis. There. I started. Now the rest.. I love to make out. I work at a good wholesome porn store. I play softball and flag football for a lesbian bar. And my life revovles around my family and friends- its just the kinda person I am. I have a motto of: Take me, or leave me. I don't and won't change for anyone.

I've been blessed with a family who accepts me for who I am. I'm very close with my family, and without them, I wouldn't be who I am today.

My Interests



~spending time with Deanna
~LOVE
~hanging out
~tattoos
~piercings
~drinking
~smoking

~drinking
~trippy shit
~softball
~lesbians
~girls
~cruising
~dragons
~wizards
~family
~friends
~being lazy
~my friends
~the L Word
~movies
~video games
~grand theft auto san andreas
~the Sims
~MOHAA
~dogs
~cats (if they're friendly)
~sleeping
~making out
~cuddling
~hugs
~kisses
~margaret cho
~hunting
~cars
~trucks
~Mario Party 6
~Mario Kart Double Dash

~and more...

I'd like to meet:



anyone...i like to make new friends...hehe!

Music:


Oasis
Matchbook Romance
Story of the Year
Eminem
Seether
AAR
No Doubt
Incubus
Blink 182
Mindless Self Indulgence
Daft Punk
Goo Goo Dolls
Melissa Ferrick
The Darkness
Greenday
...and a lot more that I can't think of right now...

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*Dazed and Confused
*SLC Punk
*Harry Potter movies
*American Beauty
*The Notebook
*Runaway Bride
*The Great Outdoors
*Animal House
*Blue Collar Comedy Tour
*Blue Collar Comedy Rides Again
*Half Baked
*Strange Brew
*Caddy Shack
*50 first dates
*A Night at the Roxbury
*I am Sam
*Fight Club
*Girl Interuppted
*Billy Madison
*Happy Gilmore
*The Wedding Singer
*Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead
*Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
*Finding Nemo
*Roger Rabbit
*The Bourne Identity
*Napoleon Dynamite
*Spaceballs
*Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (i'm a kid at heart)
*Beetlejuice
*Scarface
*Pulp Fiction
...and many more.

Television:

The L Word
The Simpsons
CSI
Cold Case
The Real World
...and anything else that comes on...I'm not really picky.

Books:

All the Harry Potter books
Angels and Demons
The DaVinci Code
Helter Skelter
Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer (haha i'm not crazy, I just like reading about weird stuff)

Heroes:

Deanna
Tim
Kenny
Birdy
You all know why. I love you all.

My Blog

just some things

ok here's a list of some random thoughts flying around my head 1. drama is fuckin stupid, so stop starting it and get a life2. i miss you...a lot3. i'm so lonely at times, and just long for a girl to ...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

this weather

omg, what the fuck! its fuckin april 11 and its snowin hard fuckin core! Had work today. I was outside in the cold from 1:30 til 2:40 shoveling and salting and snow blowing. It sucked. And basically w...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

trying not to fall asleep

Life sometimes is funny. Its hard. Harder than you'll ever think. I thought I had life under control. Boy was I wrong. I do...but then all hell breaks loose. I want so many things in and outta life, I...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

I just got to remember...

...it could always be worse.   Blah.
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

pain

My tummy hurts. this fuckin sucks.   grrrrr..... i'm beyond tired and gotta work tomorrow. COME VISIT ME! PLEASE!   ok gonna go chill and go to bed or something. idk. if you'd like come brea...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

up then down

FUCK! just fuck me right in the ass   cuz that's what everyone else does...so follow the role of everyone else and screw me.   yep! just venting. have a good night. peace...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Drunken sex toys and more

Last night was a fuckin blast. The crew and more were over last night for a "slumber party"  ...basically a sex toy party. Everybody but 3 people there were lesbians. You shouldn't have that many...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

today...

sooo....today is meh. i'm still sick which sux, and i gotta a wake up call from my mom saying my aunt jeri died this morning. ...not fun at all. so our family is dealing with that today. tho we all ki...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST

ummm yeah

its been an ok week. i got to spend 3 days with my bestest friend, tho she was in pain, and still is. so that part isn't good. i saw crystal on thursday (sorry about the miscommunication and about tak...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

things

things are getting better. things are moving along nicely. well as best as it will. i'm still confused about most aspects of life, but i think i'm piecing them together nicely. idk. i haven't been me...
Posted by -the [whole] package- on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST