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hey myspace stalkers its amy doing brad's about me.
brad is one of the coolest kids you will ever meet. hes 14 and a freshman at springford. hes got a ton of friends but his best friend is k-nab. youd think they did stupid things for a living. he loves his dad more than anything. justkidding. brad does have a girlfriend, meee. i love him more than anything<3 july 2nd 2008. so girls you need to back off because none of you have a chance. hes mine and dans. well im done here, get to know him.
i love you babybooy<3
so wtf is up chillins? you should obviously already know. i mean i am a prevalent force in the universe, i hold all this shit together, like gravity. physicists cant figure this shit out, its like scientist “woah wtf is that?!’ other scientist “its a brad I never seen one of those before?”. if u really dont know or are some kinda retarded ill break this shit down for you, the name is breezy like the wind, get it? aight. im better known as brad, aka b-rad, aka brad lee (u know like bruce). this here, where u is, is brads domain aka brads dominion. u dont like it? get the fuck out, sry sry dont leave i need company. would you like some tea? krimpets? strudels? scuba strudel nahhh he aint here, im pretty sure hes busy bleeding diarrhea for satan. idk im fairly sure hes intentionally grown hooves to donkey kick you mutha suckas. but ill tell him ur cool dont worry, anyways hes not invited to our tea party.
i hang out with some 22 year old named justin who drinks too much and thinks he can kill 6 velociraptors with his bare hands...dont ask i have no idea,
he gives me food tokens tho, so its all good. i <3 adventures but more often than not i complain incessantly until justin drives us somewhere. its generally some mundane activity but i spice that shit up with my psychotic behavior and always turns into uber awesome fun. ah speaking of friends i guess ill go down the top few i hang out with the most, firstly theres kyle but that shit is unintentional he lives in my house, and id generally like to not be around him, then theres justin and well i gave a decent decription. he lives right across the street and i cock slap the piss out of him till he wakes the fuck up. then theres knab, aka k-nab, aka, k-nipples, aka ryan hes my right hand man and will throw down if you fuck with me...
Hes been my best friend for awhile now. Girls love him, I assume its because of his swooshy hair. He also has a super cute anteater looks a lil like this
So theres this kid named apple stem, (Anthony apple stem). He is a big screen peeker in call of duty. he is so whipped that he will make you breakfast. He pees like a pregnant woman and likes to be bombarded with rockets when he poops. He is a cool kid though and looks a lil like this.
ok amy. your a m a z i n g i love u super lots.Your the best girlfriend in the whole world YOUR sweeet LIKE sugar. you make me so happy and always cheer me up and always understand and i love everything about you and I am soo happy to be your boyfriend and it is great to be with you. You are so hott you could bur n the sun. You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (along with k-nab) and I love you baby. You brighten my life and make everything around me shine. your the highlight of my life and i cant see me without you. its me and you forever sweety and i am so happy that its that way. we were meant to be together forever. you are the icing on my cake
<3 I LOVE YOU <3 <3 07/02/08 <3
well theres bk as in burger king, and he is the burger king, you don’t have to understand just accept it, hes a very busy man and has very important things to do. Must be because hes arian, u know hitlers master race? the blonde hair blue eyes…apparently the master race is obsessed about video games and porn, they also get their bikes and go-karts stole all the time. Who else, whell theres boyce hes azn well half azn but he acts azn as fuck, hes very devoted to his commitments. Pretty tall and he sounds like a 30 year old man. And he looks like this
The cult is very important to him and hes adamant about getting more and more people into the church of punch and crackers. (yeerks) then he has band out the ass, he plays so many instruments I cant keep track….or bother to care. he used to be the goodie two shoes, but lately his judgement has become….questionable. the more and more I hang out with him the less and less I feel like his jesus will save our souls. Ah well apparently peoples are important to me, I told u bout my bro hes coolish but whatevs, then theres dad, his name is Kenny hes quite a prick but funny as fuck at the same time, people tell me her reminds them of the crocodile hunter (R.I.P. Stever Irwin) but yeah he disappears in the middle of the night, I think hes part of a super hero team that rapes trees for the benefit of man kind. Then my mommy her name is dennis, not dennis, dennis. Shes the most super awesome lady ever. And I have a sister monka shes fat and retarded but that’s our fault, cause we are mean to her. She likes to play anti-dressup with her tiny friends. OH I forgot to say im freakishly huge for my age and my dick is like 11 inches long im like 5’9” and I weigh…idk like 247 lbs of pure kickass, most of that weight is not physical its just awesome exuding from my pores. Hrm well I guess I don’t have much else to say…ill continue this shit later when im bored as fuck