Do I seem happy? Cause I bet I'm actually miserable.100 Answers to 100 Questions
1. Name: Kevin J. Bonnington
2. Age: 19
3. Religion: Godless
4. Single or Taken?: Hopeless?
5. What does your name mean?: Strikes fear in the heart of mortals
6. Height: 5'11''
7. Nickname(s): Kenny
8. Name of a childhood stuffed animal: Jeffrey
9. Phone: 503 - 803 - 9470
10. Car: BMW Dinan M3
11 Computer: Sony Vaio, sans keys
12. Living Situation: The Euge
13. Pet: I've got something.
14. Speak another language?: Sexy zeit machen? Mochten sie mit mir schlafen? (GERMAN)
15. Play a musical instrument?: Guitar, Bass
16. Watch more than 2 hours of TV a day?: In my sleep, motherfucker.
17. Wear grandpa underwear? No, I'm too insecure.
18. Own an I-pod?: Yes, a video pod in black
19. Have a will?: Yes. I do.
22. Slid down your stairs in a box, sleeping bag, or some sort of vehicle?: never, but I made a wooden car once though...the wheels fell off and it hurt.
23. Peed your pants in public?: I was a child once, yes.
24. Pulled an all nighter?: Not to get shit done, just to see shit go down.
25. Been stalked or stalked someone?: I'm in ur windowz, fappin to ur children.
26. Had more than 30 people at your house?: Easily
27. Tried to flush other things down the toilet besides the usual?: Yes indeed.
28. Been to Europe, and where did you go?: Paris, Place Vendome and Windsor + London England, Munich, Koln, Milan, Stutgart, Austria, Italy, Switzerland (switzerland sucks). Germany FTW.
29. Talked to a stranger thinking they were someone you knew?: Not that I can remember
30. Slept so long you forgot what day it was?: I was up so long that I couldn't tell once.
31. Been to a wedding in which you didn't think the two should get married?: I've not been to a lot of weddings in my day
32. Tripped or fell in public?: I have...in 7th grade down stairs
33. Misspelled your own name?: I was in a hurry.
34. United States military in the Middle East: Blatantly against it.
35. gay marriage: All for it!
36. The Facebook: Kickin the shit out of myspace.
37. Prayer in public school: Maybe privately, but not as an obvious or required thing.
38. Separation of church/state: In 2 years we might just get that.
39. michael jackson: is he black? or white? Purple.
40. Our educational system: Hella stupid, way too structured and not in a good way.
41. Desperate Housewives: Not my thing.
42. Myspace.com: Good times, I was one of the first.
43. Movie: Analyze This/That
44. Quote: "Sweet an nentindo wii! Now I can have a device that reminds me of a penis function...Wait...'Playstation?' It's a damned conspiracy!!!"
45. Cartoon Character: Stan from south park
46. Favorite TV show: The oc, top gear
47. Food: Stuffed pasta and Mexicanian
48. Drink: San Pelligrino, or Diet Coke. 2x Rasberry Mocha
49. Book: The Truth
50. Sports Team: Not a fan of the sports teams
51. Band: AFI for all time
52. Animal: Yes I am.
53. Actor/actress: Bill Murray
Do you believe in?
54. Love at first sight: Love takes years to solidify, much like an old man's erection.
55. Angels: No
56. The Devil: No
57. Ghosts: Yes
58. Reincarnation: Yes
59. Heaven: No
60. Hell: No
This or that (c'mon, tell us why too)?
61. So Cal or Bay Area: I hate california overall
62. Coke or Pepsi: Diet coke cause it tastes better
63. The Simpsons or Family Guy: Simpsons (orig')
64. Puffy or 2Pac: neither are any good
66. Reality TV or Reality: how about realty tv? I love that shit.
67. Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro: DeNiro, bitch.
68. IBM or Apple: PC based products, but apple is growing on me.
69. Pro-life or Choice: Pro-death. Pro choice does not express my liberal views enough.
70. Pro-death penalty or not: For the right Dbags.
71. 80s or 90s: The 90's were the best fucking time ever.
72. Greek or Roman: Roman cause they're more epic
73. Reading or Writing: Writing
74. Grunge or Emo: Emo, Grunge is filthy
75. Photos or Paintings: They are both admiriable, but I really like paintings.
76. Irish or Italian: Italian, cause they build cars.
77. Yankees or Redsox: Don't care.
78. Nike or Reebok: Gucci or Prada
79. Dreadlocks or Afros: Fro probably
80. Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson: Hos. Useless dumb bitches who get more attention for being trashy and anti-intellectualists than they deserve.
81. Action or Horror: Horror
82. Bush or Kerry: Edwards/Dean
83. Blondes or Brunettes: Whatevs, I start evaluating a girl based on her use of the english language and conversation topics. Rarely am I so blessed as to be needing to decide "gee, what hair color do I fancy a shag with tonight?"
84. Would you swish diarrhea in your mouth for a minute for a million dollars?: Like I'd ever get the chance, just you wait though if I do.
85. Give up a body part for money?: Yeah my nuts. Fuckin things just make babies anyway.
86. What ethnicity of the opposite sex do you think is most attractive? Euro/eurolatin. The following countries are good; England, Germany, Italy, Spain, Holland, Scan-land, France, Austria, and Belgium.
87. Most attractive accent: British or German. Please not French, I can't understand a damn word.
88. What is your
biggest pet peeve? Immaturity, sexism, noise.
89. Toilet paper over or under?: Over
90. Pimp your ride, what would you do to it?: uh...24#s injectors, stage 4 software with shrick cams, dinan sways, yet to be released dinan coil-overs. Ah fuck it, I'd just do a Euro motor swap and call it a day. My car is already as pimped as I want it to be, I can't even use all the power it makes.
91. Who would you meet from history?: Lincoln, Wilson, Kennedy
92. Travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?: Back to Nurburgring!
94. Have any dream job, what would it be: Trial Lawyer/Real Estate Investor/Celebrity for nothing
95. Have three wishes: 1. Meet cool girls, 2. Ballin ass house, 3. Eliminate the concept of debt and borrowing money so that idiots can't get themselves into horrible debt.
96. The Future: We'll be traveling at warp speed, after we've blown eachother up with every nuke in the entire world.
97. Where do you think you'll be in five years, location? oregon, in law school. Miserable.
98. Do you want to get married (why/why not): Yes please. But I'll really settle for anything at this point.
99. If you have kids, what would you name the boy and girl?: BMW M3, Ferrari F40. Point of the matter is, the kids would be cars, and the cars would be cars, and the kids wouldn't exist.
100. If your spouse died, do you think you could remarry?: Is this assuming that I didn't off the bitch? Uh... maybe.
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