I live in The BackyardI would like a job as a Cheeseburger tester at Sonic Drive-in.I have been eating cheeseburgers for about a year now.In 2004, I Graduated from The School of HardknocksWork Experience:LIFE Guard DogI patrol the backyard and bark at kitties, squirrels, and my own shadow.LIFE Teddy BearWhen people are sad, or lonely they gives me hug and kisses and lots of pets. I lick them a lot.LIFE HeaterI am a constant source of warmth for anyone who is near.LIFE Lap DogI sit in peoples laps while they are trying to do other things."Special" Skills:Terrorizor of small children.My best friend is a boxer named Max that lives down the street. I bust out of my yard and hang out at his house and swim in his pool. Sometimes he comes and hangs out with me at my house but his parents make him wear a collar that zaps him when he leaves his yard. It has a huge box on it...like bigger than a double cheeseburger...sometimes I know he's on his way cause the street lights flicker.....
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Bailey
What's your mommy/owners name? Bethany
What breed are you? Catahoula Mix
How much did you cost?? FREE NINETY NINE
What's your facorite toy? anything that squeaks
Tap water ot bottled water? I like toilet water best
Do you always walk or are you always carried? walk....i wish my mom would carry me
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 75
Do you wear clothes? a harley jacket
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? both
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? with mum
What's your fave color? grey..is there any other color?
Do you chase cats or get along with them? both
How old are you? (in people years) 3
Do you like to go swimming? YES!!!
Are you fixed? yes :(
What color are your eyes? Brown
What color is your hair? brownish grey
Do you get groomed? no
Are you potty trained? yes
How much do you bark? at 'coons
Have you ever bit anyone? just when playing
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? with kitties
Do you like the bath or hate it? suffer for Jesus
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? LOVE boxers
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no
Do you do any doggie sports?? hunter of possums and coons
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 20
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