What you like in A guy/girl
Favourite Eye Color Black and Blue
Hair style
Height 5'0"
Weight 75 pounds and willing to vomit
Clothing style Torn off About Myself
Right or Left Handed Tug with my left and squeeze my nips with my right
Your Weakness Women in a coma
Goal you'd like to achieve this year to not openly laugh at midgets
Most overused phrase on IM you look amazing in those diapers
First thought waking up "Who is this strapping Negro"
My best physical feature My Taint
Your most missed memory Waking up to my cell mates stale breath on my neck
Do you smoke Only when Babysitting
Do you Shower Daily I prefer letting my dog lick me clean daily
Do you want to get married Only to Clay Aikin
Do you believe in yourself I didnt until my only Son was crucified by Pontius Pilot
Do you get motion sickness Only when riding fat girls
Do you like Thunderstorms Yes , because they cause youngsters to huddle under my covers
In the Past month have you gone on a date Do hookers count
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos Why would i eat a box of whiteys who act black
In the past month have you been Skinny Dipping Yes in the kiddie pool
Ever been drunk Yes on a bridge with Ted Kennedy in Chappaquiddick CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
