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Wut up all u myspace whores!?! Ok, so basically, u guys all already know me, and if u cant tell what im like by all the pictures on my decked out profile, then well, ur just an idiot. Anyways, Im from TO, Waterpolo really is my life. I love my friends, and have had my heart set on one and only one guy for a while now. I just moved back to TO from SLO and am bored as hell, but i still consider myself a Cuesta Lifer and Damn Proud!
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I have no idea what i want to do when i grow up. Being a den mother for about 6 or so guys is tuff, but i love them all. And even though im always with them: im definately single and ready to mingle! My coach is like my 2nd dad, even though we go on dinner dates, is that weird? And NO, boys, i DONT tell him everything. I love waterpolo more than anything, swimming, motogp(ROSSI), HBS and oh of course my cats! I drink sparks like a fish and dont let girls sleep in my bed. Im obsessed with the color GREEN and girl scout cookies. My bong's name is Eugine and my 10ft beer bong's name is Cayden. I got my favorite keg shell taken away by security and have missed it ever since, but as long as ive still got my Adam sandler movies, im good. Hot dogs are my favorite food and i cant handle girl drama. I love to run around in my laungere at parties(or just the parking lot with daniel at 4am), and surf wen i dont have class. If i ever got plastic surgery, i'd take down the arches on my jew nose, but not shave down the bump. I love guys with shaggy hair, chicken legs, and no butt. Strippers are badass and JEWS are my weakness(so are the puppy eyes). I don't take shit from anyone and im a sucker for guys who swim fly. My milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard and i make a mean tuna melt. Even though im ZERO percent hispanic, i had a quincenera in mexico. I love to travel and i hate the color pink. I dont care that i bite my nails and my ocd only comes out if im really comfortable around you. Only 4 guys have ever cooked for me, 2 that mattered. I own one skirt that i baught for a holloween costume and i hate all veggies. I believe in lust at first sight, and love at first sight only while shopping. I believe once a cheater always a cheater. I believe in second chances only when it comes to school work. Life lesson #035; dont drink orange juice while eating spagetti. I love animals because they love you always, they dont play mindgames. Chihuahuas shake because they are so traumitized by how big and loud everything is. I may have short term memory loss, but i remember when it matters, or when i can use it as blackmail. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. I hate when people can't take hints, or can't laugh at themselves. Life lesson #56: Dont play with your retainer with a motorcycle helmet on. I believe myspace has gotten too comercial. Being friends with someone is a MUST before ever dating them. I dont care how in love someone thinks they are, any guy should not be getting married before they are 22, its a scientific fact. I believe in freeing the Burmese people.Turn Offs: Huge egos, Fighting to look tough, White legs, Using the bible as support for political issues, Politics, The word 'Hella', Dislike for animals nature or kids, Extremely defined muscles, Shallowness, Someone who is a Flake, Drama, Meathead man-whores who think with their weiners and think its cool to get std's.Perfect Guy: Swimmer/Polo player(HBS), Blonde shaggy hair, Jew, Loves motogp, rides streetbikes AND dirtbikes, stingy(but not too stingy), Has a rad family, From southern cali, younger, Gets along with my family, Has chicken legs, Blue eyes, loves the dank, loves to be in the garage, listens to Classic Rock, is willing to challenge me and Daniel in beer pong.This was my beloved my home(I miss it!):.......................................................
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y Baby Dude, She is my life:My Boys:
I love them so much. Don't mess with them, i'll kick your ass! Don't mess with me, They'll kick your ass!
3RD AT STATE BITCHES!!!!!
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Champaigne will sneak up on you and bite yo ass!" "Fuckin 7 years laying naked in a bed, are you kidding?" "Flava Flave!" "It's cuz you're fat" "HahahaHA, word" "you think you're so cool cuz you pee with your penis!" "She said my peepee is bigger than yours, and that's if i fold it in half!" "When someone gives you love, try not to shit on it." "We went to Vegas once, we saw the Jewman group." "No, fuck you, its not undergoing ANYTHING!" "Italians, Jews, Greeks, and Mexicans: you DON'T mess with their families." "Think about Fez singing Bob Marley....just think about it." -Stogna Mark. "Your penis is exposed, brotha." "Nigga, you are Frankenstien!" "Just tell me about the strings, ok Mark!" "Thank you, Pillsbury Jewboy." "It's like Jews gone wild!" "Semester Please!" "Lets chew on some tin foil Mary" "WWDFD...Everybody needs a little Dick." "All is fair in Love and War" "You should order the milk! get it???" "Graduating college in 4 years is like leaving the party at 11pm" "I have grade A semen!"-Johnson "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts"-Jonny "This is what is sounds like when stuffed animals have sex..."-Johnson "Look at me! I'm a flea!"-Aaron Shush "Cow! Moose! BULL!"-Marilyn "Everyday above ground is good day"- Emile Hersch "The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie" "I am flawed if I am not free" " That's OK, nobody's perfect"- Jonny "Hey, there are no clothes here. What am I doing in this store???" - My Mom "I'M supposed to see other people, You're supposed to wait till I die!"- Corey Mathews "Take a chance and drop your pants" - Hugh Hefner "There were 3 great inventions from man; Fire, the Wheel, and Playboy" - Hef "Ya ya, Get a roomate! But DON'T have sex with them! And when you do have sex with them, Do it ALOT!" - Jack "What happens in the dark always comes to the light." "We can't have FUN without U in the middle" "What happened to your date? Same thing that always happens, she was an idiot." - Brian "A dream is a wish your heart makes" - Cinderella "But how do they get the weenie into the corny exterior?" -Kell "If i had a knickel for every time i was incarcerated, i'd have 15 cents" -Lets go to prison "What, are you chicken? Mooooo!" -Kell "I'm only a BITCH because i'm not afraid to say what EVERYONE ELSE is thinking." "Never trust those who lie, and never lie to those you trust." "Don't get mad that i'm such a bitch, It's guys like YOU who made me this way" "Listen Vreeke, I'm a plastic bag. I have nothing to do but hold a cap and now its gone! What shall I do?!" -Mark "It's like I can't control it" "Bitches Run Wild" - Terrence "Dude, Those lions ARE majestic." -Terrence "We were born with hearts of gold, But as we get old, Our hearts get COLD" "Words spoken out of anger, are not spoken from the heart"......................................................
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