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je suis le merde!

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About Me

I'm Michael. I do not stress minor things, let alone things of importance.I have an interest in Art (Dali would be my favorite) and the idea of becoming an optometrist when I'm older.I don't fancy gossip and guys as much as your normal young lady would. I prefer people who are not loud. I find it a compliment when people describe me as a 'new age hippie'. I appreciate the expanded vocabulary and I love Grammar. I find it extremely rewarding when I take the time to meet someone and find out whether I should associate with them or not go near them.I have a twin, who's name is Jordan Craig.I'm not really normal; people think I'm weird.I don't let it bother me because the people who appreciate me are probably just as interesting as myself.Most importantly, I'm a follower of Jesus Christ. & i love Alan Gabriel Will. I like:Jesus Christ ♥,psychedelic music, bergamot orange,movies, spring/summer, the news (preferably CNN), dalmatians, constant communication via texting, pictures, pop art, any kind of art, really; owls, moccasins, psychology books, laughing really hard,bananas, patterns,The Velvet Underground & Nico, I don't like: Any category of bitches i.e. holier than thou bitches, slutty bitches, stuck up bitches.. any of it. Making decisions, talking about money, Math, in general. Hilary Clinton, America bugs me.

My Interests

I have a wide variety of interests.

I'd like to meet:

The sexy beast, Angelina Jolie.

Music:

Keane Doves The Dandy Warhols Led Zeppelin Queen Black Sabbath The Flaming Lips E S Posthumous Weezer The Shins Queens of the Stone Age The Strokes Pink Floyd The Killers Wolf Mother The White Stripes Sublime Placebo Death Cab for Cutie Postal Service Bob Marley Strawberry Alarm Clock The Smashing Pumpkins The Silversun Pickups Moby Santana Jimi Hendrix ELO The Beatles Nirvana The Velvet Underground The Movement Snoop Dogg Lil' Wayne

Movies:

The Science of SleepMayFight ClubPan's LabyrinthDonnie DarkoEternal Sunshine of the Spotless mindSweeny ToddI'll add more later.

Television:

Not da tube.

Books:

The Bible. I also really like psychiatry books.