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James

Comprehension is not a requisite of cooperation! ..!QUE SERA, SERA!!img src=http://i75.photobucket.c

About Me


SoCal for LiFe fools!!!!!!!!
E-Mail: [email protected]
- - - - (Come on, I can handle it.) - - - -
WebSites: (Kinda half-assed.)
- - http://kronimo.googlepages.com/ - -
- - http://kronimo.spaces.live.com/ - -
- - http://my.opera.com/Kronimo/ - -

03/06/07 3:00am PSTI reject your reality and substitute my own... finally...Insomnia is a fuckin bitch!!! Life is such a fuckin bitch, starts hard and keeps getting worse. Love is such a fuckin bitch, hard to find and then even harder to forget about if you get the shaft. Why should people have to spend their entire lives doing shit they don't want to do? At age 5 you get plugged into the public education system, then around age 18 you have the choice of finding a worthless job, or going for more school. Of course, you don't WANT to do either, but... you must... or you can choose....... what? Well, I have decided tonight, that I am never going to do anything that I don't want to do... and that puts me in some very unfamiliar territory. I'm not even going to try and think up any kind of rough outlines or contingency plans. I'm going to just pack one bag, and walk off one day when everyone I know is asleep. Probaly towards the nearest wilderness, peace the FUCK out! Nature, run your course on me, the sooner the better. Yeah, yeah, I know, you think I'm crazy... and maybe I am, but guess what, I couldn't give a fuck less. Have fun working till you're 65/70 years old and your bodies are too burnt up to do a damn thing but sit back and suck oxygen out of a hose. To each their own, good luck and all that shit. In case I don't talk to any of you between now and then, nothing personal... do your thing. I'm just not the same kind of person that this society is primarily constructed of. Shit happens. Peace.
QUE SERA, SERA!
F.Y.I. If you're ever in the market for anti-depressants, Celexa is fucking worthless, try something else.
I started making a Google Pages website a short while ago because it was brand new, I'm one of the first 6,000 people to have a page with this service. It's a royal pain in my ass... still plenty of bugs, regardless of how straight forward as it sounds I still have to find work arounds for basic shit. Whats worse, is that even once you've managed to get a few pages lined up how you want them, text randomly scrambles sometimes... GRRRRRRR!!! Beta test with me if you dare! Anyway... I was drunk and bored as hell so I was going to try and narrate the whole site as a servant of some god or some shit... Who knows? Now it's just plain rude... but it keeps me entertained, so fuck you guys!!! LoL! Let me know if you have any good ideas for something I should put on there. Peace!!! ---James
WARNING! I will post random shit right in this area when I'm bored and drunk and whatnot...
SOMEBODY FUCKING SHOOT ME!
If anybody has a good reason why this earth is worth enduring, please inform me immediately!
Okay, Myspace sucks ass... I have had this page long enough to know that. They don't allow Java, they don't allow anything that might make this worthless shit interesting... what a fucking surprise. I would like to share with everybody a revelation that i have had recently. LIFE SUCKS ASS! So whats the idea here, accumulate wealth and possessions that you use for a short while then you die, and all that shit is lost. I will just skate till i get hit by a truck or some shit, that'd be awesome. Please somebody assassinate my miserable ass! THANKS!
I DIDN'T DO IT!!! I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Just like all the residents of our state sanctioned concrete resorts.)
Its okay, I'm a limo driver!!!!!! Ace Ventura is the shiznit!
That depends on what "is" means!!!
There likely will be a lot of random ramblings posted here, so good luck sifting through it. Aren't you Lucky!?!Between trips to the beach I occasionally get bored and am prone to posting my superior opinions disguised as facts amidst all the truisms... so stay sharp! Please feel free to openly disagree with me, it is my reason for living! I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so try not to be offended, and if you are... good for you! :-)I'm a decent upstanding member of society; a friendly person with good moral judgement and the most honorable of intentions. I vote and you should too, as it is the inherent obligation of citizenship. It is really sad how few eligible voters can find a few "spare" minutes to turn off the T.V. and perform their civic duty. (IF YOU DON'T VOTE, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN! SO DON'T DARE BITCH IN MY PRESENCE! I like to help anybody I can, assuming their behavior hasn't earned them an asswhoopin' first. LoL! Despite my good intentions, for elusive reasons unknown, the unyielding torrent of drama and misfortune seems to be everywhere! All i want is some peace and quiet, just a little reprieve from drama for day or two... Is that so much to ask!? Oh well, lifes a bitch and then you die... That makes the whole God thing pretty appealing though. Such a comforting thought if you happen to be laying on your death bed... Or perhaps your incapable of deceiving yourself on a scale of that magnitude, as is the case with myself. Faith or Ignorance? I feel that i must make decisions based on discernible evidence. Maybe we have a fundamental difference of opinion, oh well, agree to disagree. Variety is what makes this bland world go 'round! LoL! Well this could go on for ever really... just wait until I get onto politics and science and whatnot. So go on, ask me something, go ahead... make my day!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, THIS GNARLY BEAST:
Pe@c3 0uT!!!
If you can't get somebody out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there...
Why are we here? Why am i here? There is this problem called hormones... it can make one situation seem to be a million different ways to a given person depending on the chemical secretions that have transpired in a relatively recent period of time. So what if somebody makes a mistake due to a chemical imbalance? What if somebody is having a really bad day, say angry or depressed, etc., and they fuck something up, is that okay? What if they voluntarily ingest a narcotic and fuck something up? Then what if they involuntarily ingest a narcotic, such as having something dropped into your drink at a club, then fuck something up? If any of those situations would be excusable, then ALL of them should be... because fundamentally we are dealing with the same issue, it is the same excuse, why do the circumstances matter to that extent? Somebody is either mentally capable of sound judgement or they are not... What is this called? Glad you asked, its called a double fucking standard, and they are so prevalent in America it makes me wanna wretch! I think im gonna stay today in the sterile environment i have secured around myself... good luck out there!Am i the only person to consider this? I would hope not, but having come to know so many of the great citizens of this country, i would expect few of them to think beyond their daily T.V. programs... pathetic.
If you could determine that the few things you want from life will never happen for you, would you still want to live? It seems pretty pointless to just exist miserably. How long should someone hold out hope?
You scored as Stoner.

Stoner


81%

Punk/Rebel


81%

Loner


63%

Geek


44%

Ghetto gangsta


38%

Goth


31%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


25%

Drama nerd


25%
What is your high school stereotype?
Not that it fucking matters!
Not that anybody cares!
Face it, you don't have shit to do!
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My escort wenches:
THIS IS A MUST SEE!!! TRIPPY FUCKING PHYSICS VIDEO, WATCH IT AT LEAST ONCE, COPY THIS LONG ASS URL BELOW AND PASTE IT INTO A BROWSER:
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My Interests

"What the fuck is the internet?"

Do I give a damn? NEGATIVE! Sorry, you're talkin' to the wrong person buddy!

I wish I could find out where this garage or wtf ever this chick is chillin' in... she jacked my electrical tape!

"Where there is a will, there is a way."
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever the fuck came up with this line I would like to slap the shit out of. It has caused me many sleepless nights... and it is complete BULLSHIT!!! FUCK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!

My pimp rat:
Ratimus Maximus
Unfortunately Ratimus Maximus has passed away on December 29, 2006... The same day that the worthless bastard Saddam Hussein was hung.
R.I.P. Ratimus Maximus, you were one bad-ass rat!

You're Goddamn Right!

Okay so he won the arguement... Santa Claus WAS real!

I'd like to meet:


Hell yeah!

Jessica Biel Is DEFINATELY too fucking sexy for her own good... i hope she realizes that and comes to me in time to save her! :-)
Albert Einstein (Mar 14, 1879 - Apr 18, 1955): So many questions, so little time... oh no I'm late! DOH!

Bradley Nowell (Feb 22, 1968 - May 25, 1996): Sublime is the shiznit! Too bad this guy had to OD on us!

President George W. Bush: *salute* YOUR MY HERO!

Ann Coulter: Just when you thought women coulden't possibly be any more dramatic...

Sean Hannity: I would like to nominate you for president! How in the hell can he stand to deal with that sleazy Alan Colmes every day!? (Okay, Alan can make a decent point occasionally.)

Benjamin Franklin (Jan 17, 1706 - Apr 17, 1790): One of my favorite people in history and science. (Does he look like he just blazed? Or is it just me? LoL!)

Mills Lane: "Let's get it on!" Powder that dome before you take pictures... daamn! Best referee of all time!!!!!

Ben Stein Okay, I know this guy annoys the hell out of some people, but he is a brilliant man.

Music:

SUBLIME, Metallica, Slipknot,

Pantera, CCR, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, Offspring, Shadows Fall, Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine, Green Day, Black Sabbath, Alanis Morisette, Bob Marley, Limp Bizkit, Dope, Eminem, Kottonmouth Kings, Good Charlotte, Guns N' Roses, ICP, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Immortal Technique, Jimi Hendrix, Korn, Ludacris, Mudvayne, Offspring, Papa Roach, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Biggie AND Tupac, System of a Down, AC/DC, Seether, Beethoven(Fur Elise is the shiznit) Led Zepplin, ETC... no way to name them all.

Movies:

Star Wars! Pulp Fiction! Jay and Silent Bob! Office Space! Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (way too many good movies to even start on this now)

Star Wars Gangsta Rap! LoL!

Check this video out, this guy is a badass!

Television:

Television Sucks!!! (unless you have some nice console games hooked up of course LoL!) I can usually only stand to watch the news... but not too much CNN... all the bleeding heart public interest stories make me sick, damn the mommy party! Unfortunately as far as international news goes in America our choices are limited, Fox, MSN, CNN... *gag* I've recently developed an appreciation for the C-span channels... There is just something about watching the country that runs the world making policy live... When you hear exactly what is going on from the people who are in charge, its hard to be mislead by bullshit and propaganda! Science Channel is cool too, they have some interesting stuff sometimes. History, Discovery, National Geographic channels are tolerable occasionally as well... as a general rule, if its not educational i cant focus on it. You sure as hell won't catch me watching "American Idol" or any of those lame reality shows... Come on people, do you really have nothing better to do!?!?
SHROOM ANATOMY: Now you know what you're supposed to be looking for! :-) Not too many tho...
Yeah, I grew up in a pretty rough neighborhood... these guys used to pick on me because I didn't play with dolls:
Alex Reid is hot!
Maybe find a date with a hottie like this:
This guy is being crushed in the picture above! LoL!

Books:



Being the first person to wake up on the floor the following afternoon after a big party, I mistakenly picked up a book called "Left Behind". By the time anybody else woke up i was just past page 100... so i had to borrow the book. I've managed to read the first 4 in this book series, out of i think 12 or 13. Anyway, interesting "end of the world" fiction story with a Christian slant.

Heroes:


YEP!!!
Heres a good liberal for ya:
Fuckin' moron liberals need to pull their heads out of their asses and realize its not about whom will "win" an argument... There is actually a lot at stake here. I woulden't bet my lunch money that we're gonna see that anytime soon though.
What does a genius look like?
Don't be jealous now...
So much for the war on drugs...
I was semi-amused with this:
Public Service Announcement!!!OMFG LOOK AT THIS FAG!!! LoL! Please, don't look like this... Ever wondering what a douchebag looks like? Take a look. Now you've informed.
LoL!!! I'd have a laugh attack if I ever saw a sign like this... but, unfortunately, california is already overrun. Why do I never find hilarious shit like this to shoot when I'm packing my camera bag!?
Owned!
Oh damn! Owned again!
LoL! This kit gets wtfpwned by a bird!!!

Yeah... that sounds about right.

My Blog

I'm going one way, Everybody else is going the other...

03/06/07 3:00am PSTInsomnia is a fuckin bitch!!!  Life is such a fuckin bitch, starts hard and keeps getting worse.  Love is such a fuckin bitch, hard to find and then even harder to forget ...
Posted by James on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

Quantum Physics Experiment

Okay I saw this video and had to watch it over a few times in a row... yes its a cartoon, but watch it anyway... It's an experiment that was done that is easy to follow along with, but it's a major he...
Posted by James on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Random Proverbs

Good fences make good neighbors. - American He who fears something gives it power over him. - Moorish Fear is a fine spur, so is rage. - Irish A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man ov...
Posted by James on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:24:00 PST

Lord Acton

Okay, I know what you all are thinking... "Oh yay, my favorite!!! A history lesson!"  And i would say " Yes, fortunately, this is your lucky day!" Anyway... Lord Acton is a historian from back in...
Posted by James on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:40:00 PST

USDOJ (FOIA)

So supposedly any person can send a written request to the US Department of Justice (USDOJ) for "any" information thanks to the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).  Assuming that you don't request...
Posted by James on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:45:00 PST