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TRAMP

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About Me

im currently working for the metro newspaper designing adverts, yawn, where i sit all day drinking coffe at my desk spinning round listning to my ipod, surfing the net, and doing as little work as possible come the afternoon i tend to play eye spy with myself, or hang man. Ive just finished my third year at the university of lincoln studying creative advertising..which i enjoy more than r.e and german.essh. Here there has been many a laughs. i am now currently awaiting to return for my forth and FINAL year...no i didnt fail a year.Im quite proud to be a fourth year "the old perverted man in the corner" sumthing that will probably feature on my tomb stone. I enjoy going out gettin stupidly drunk, and waking up in weird places and not knowing how i got there...however its usually my porch.yet at the same time i enjoy staying in and doing nothing...becoming a hermit in later life and living in a shed on the top of a mountain with a dog, a pipe and a large stick is quite appealing...i also like making people laugh which usually entails over stepping that 'line' and getting that 'look' ...like selling my little brother on ebay to the russian mafia.normality and sensibility is sehr boring.

My Interests

Well i spose i'll get the obvious outa the way..'i enjoy socialising with my friends' lol, dosnt everyone apart from hermits? Being on a designer course,advertising, i do enjoy anything creative and eye catching, adverts, movies, music videos, art, photography...love doin my own. The geek in me also enjoys abit of history! i duno why..i cant argue my case on here.Im also a sucker for clothes and keeping myself in shape! im trying to put off the buldging waste line and receading hair line aslong as possible

I'd like to meet:

....who i'd like to meet? Well those who know me well will all know about the whole Tony Robinson thing,wot a dish! Im a firm believer in personalitys over looks, who wants to have a conversation with an air bag...so i supose when it comes to ladies, i do tend to find my self taken by strong modern confident women!...often loud! i think this is down to i like finding the softer more quite side to them that not everyone else gets too see..a quiet woman..u cant beat it....also..perhaps johnny number 5,ET, Kit, Anyone from the A-Team, mr blooby, post man pat..all of the goonies, im feeling they'd be funny to hang with maybe just for an hour or two apart from that scarey looking monster thing..kinda reminds me of ben elder.

Music:

i tend to give anything a listen!..anything that hypes me up and gets me moving is a winner, never really one for the whole r&b and dance scene, but as people know if you pump me up with enough sambucca..i will actually dance, and boy is that a site, well i say dance...its sum times confussed with a spazz on spead. Although the latest 'indie' boom is greatly welcomed! i do tend to go for the rocker more lively side of things than the blander material, ie, keanne, anything from the foo's, whitestripes, raconteurs, bloc party, reef, future heads, maximo park,fratellis, subways, 10,000 things,go go dolls muse, louis xiv,yeah yeah yeahs, idlewild,head automatica, phonics to the stones, bowie, kinks , u get the idea.

Movies:

A great lover of the cinema. The Godfather & GF2, Gladiator, Once Upon A Time In America, Sin City, Scarface, Fightclub, even abit of black white gangster action- james cagney, wota legand.anything thats well art directed or has a twist of history.

Television:

Firefly, Smallville, Buffy, Battlestar Gallactica, The Simpsons..oh n TIME TEAM, Hollyokes for the beautiful people and the laughable student lifes they leed, Faulty Towers, Only Fools n Horses, Any of the Python skecthes and films, allo allo..wot sexy outifits,

Books:

Not the biggiest buk fan in the world i must admit! Its hard to find the time to sit and read, n when i do its normally a text book, shudder,i think the last one was da vinchi...tell a lie, Mr Men, little miss naughty.

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Heroes:

Tony Robinson,...Ben Elder, and obiously Steven Qwilt, we all look up to his skills on the dance floor and his way with the ladies, wota stud..and you cant leave out Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny...and i guess the tooth fairy deserves a mention too.

My Blog

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Posted by TRAMP on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

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Ben Elder

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