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JoJo

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1986: The Tsjernobyl meltdown, the Challenger exploded, Pan Am Flight 73 was hijacked and I was born, screaming in Norway. I'm all about fun. Get a couple of drinks in me, go to seaworld and take my pants off. That kinda stuff. Anywho... I'm into snowboard, music and beer! Uhm... I consider my body a prisen for my divine, eternal soul and I really enjoy a good pare of slacks.The MySpace About Me Survey
-= Tell Us About Yourself =-
Name: Jojo
Birthday: June
How old do you act: 19... I..'m getting a fake, so i can sneak into bars again!
Zodiac Sign: gemini
Current location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color and Length: Blond. Short.
Height: A little under 6 feet.
Your Heritage: Norwegian - Irish
What’s Your Middle Name: Don..'t have one :|
Shoes You Wore Today: My sick ass Osiris sneakers.
Your Weakness: I can..'t fly.
Your Fear: Being buried alive, clingers, marriage. Basic claustrophobia you might say.
Have You Ever Ridden A Mechanical Bull: Oh god!
Do You Want To: Again? Probably not. hehe
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save up some money and get ready for college.
First Thought When You Wake Up: .."What the...? Oh... Shit!.."
Best Physical Feature: top to toe
Best Character Feature: my incredible modesty
Who Is Your Bestest Friend: You are!
When Is Your Bedtime: Always a bit to late:p
Your Most Cherished Memory: Elverum 05-06
Pepsi or Coke: Don..'t care.
McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey-D for breakfast. BK lounge for the rest.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the group
What Is The Last Song You Sang: .."Africa.." by Toto
Does Playing A Guitar Make A Girl/Guy More Attractive: A girl? kinda...
What Is Your Biggest Pet Peeves: People who talk about their pet peeves.
Do You Drink: Hitler was a non-drinker. So yes!
Ever Been Drunk: Right now!
Do You Smoke: On occasion.
Do You “Smoke”: Rarely.
Do You Sing: yes, but only .."Africa.." by Toto
What Color Underwear Do You Have On: Black, with a pictures of Stewie. And it says Obey me in red writing.
Do You Want To Go To College: I need to get that done.
Have You Ever Been In Love: unfortunately
Do You Want To Get Married: i could see myself with an ex-wife or two.
Do You Believe In Yourself: indeed!
Do You Believe In Others: sure.
Do You Like Thunderstorms: i do!
Do You Play an Instrument: used to play drums. Pretty good at tooting my own horn.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: Peter Pan.
What Country Would You Like To Visit: Norway.
How Many CD’s Do you Own: a few hundred. At my mom..'s house. I use i-tunes now:)
How Many DvD’s Do You Own: 15-20.
How Many Tattoo’s Do You Have: None. But 3 in progress.
How Many Piercings Do You Have: eeeww... Emo!
How Many Things In You Past Do You Regret: All the shit i didn..'t do!
-= Favorites =-
Favorite Shoes: My white Osiris with the black and grey graphics
Favorite Radio Station: 106.7
Favorite Drink jack..'n..'coke
Favorite Car: My ..'79 Camaro! <3
Favorite Place: the beav on a powder day
Favorite Song: .."Africa.." by Toto
Favorite Movie: La vita E bella! Uh... oh... i mean... Fight Club. Yeah that..'s it!
Favorite Moment: When Fonzie jumped the shark
Favorite Color: red and black
Favorite Meal: Brinner!!! (that..'s breakfast for dinner,)
-= In a Guy/Girl or Man/Woman I Like… =-
Favorite Eye Color: green, blue, brown, purple. A guy doens..'t give a damn about your eyes. And if he says he does, he..'s full of shit and just want..'s to get into your pants
Favorite Hair Color: black or blonde.
Short Hair or Long Hair: long
Height: about my hight i guess. Whatever..'s practical
Body Type: petite.
Does Ethnicity Matter: NO! only size. haha.
Piercings: sure.
Tattoos: sure.
-= “Bed Side Manor” =-
Do You Think You Are Attractive: i do
Are You Attracted To Someone Who Does Not Know It: hehe. they might know.
Would You Like To Be Someone’s Fantasy: who wouldn..'t?
Hunter or Hunted: what? that..'s stupid. Both!
Do You Kiss With Your Eyes Open or Closed: Dude... Closed!
Ever Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex: hehe. yeah...
A Little or A Lot Of Tongue: a little.
Older or Younger: it used to be older, but now it might be younger.
Top or Bottom: You better do both well.
Lights On, Lights Off or Candle Light: candle sounds good.
Do You Like To Cuddle After: nope. But i do. Cuz i..'m nice.
Do you Like To Cuddle In General: yes. Just not right after.
Trimmed, Shaved or Let IT Go Wild: This is NOT the 70..'s. Girls need to understand that certain things are a no-no
Him / Her First or Second: i..'ll go first.
Have You Ever Had Bad Sex: Yeah.
Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone And Regretted It: Immediately after? Oh yes! Now? It usually makes a pretty funny story... haha!
Ever Have A 3Some, 4Some or More-Some: 3some.
Does Sex = Love To You: haha... NO! Better with love tho.
-= Right Now =-
Right Now, What Is Todays Date: dunno
Right Now, What Time Is It: late
Right Now, Who Are You Thinking Of: Bradgelina
Right Now, What Are You Listening To: South Park on TV.
Right Now, Do You Love Some One: friends and family.
Right Now, Does Someone Love You: hope so.
Right Now, Do You Know Where Your Mechanical Bull Is: Still at .."the Stampede.." i believe.
Right Now, Is It Raining: it never rains on Colorado!
Right Now, How Many MySpace Friends Do You Have: Don..'t use MySpace anymore. Like 120 i think.
Right Now, Are You Happy I..'m always happy.
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I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks and Hunter S. Thompson, in a comedy club in Las Vegas!HORATIO, so that he could project some of his coolnes onto me.And a "Gideon!" Whatever the hell that is. Just want to tell it to stop placing bibles in my hotel room!

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Grim Realizations

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Gideons

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The post-ElverumFHS syndrome

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