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Alice

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your mom, casue... your mom eats poo out of the cat's butt and says it tastes like hot icecream.

My Blog

plants

help!!! if anyone that reads this knows a good bit about plants, particularly ferns, please post to this blog!
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:38:00 GMT

OMG!!!

OMG!!! I can not believe it!! Kyle's little brother is on American Idol/First Coast News!!! Yeah, Cody is on American Idol. Those of you who knew me when I was with my ex would probably know him. Anyw...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT

2008 diet of the year!

yeah, you want to know the quickest way to lose 8 pounds in three days in 2008? FOOD POISONING! yeah. great stuff really. having it come out of both ends simultaneously, awesome. if you'd like to know...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:29:00 GMT

my lil' man

well folks, i am a new mom. this is got to be the best one of those "life changing experiences" you hear about. he is now my soul reason for existing. anything and everything i do, will now and foreve...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:32:00 GMT

well...

alright. the big tool concert is today at the veteran's memorial arena, and i'm going! this will probably be the last big show i see for a while as i am currently at about 32 weeks of pregnancy. i bid...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:25:00 GMT

blah

ok, so i've been sick for about 2 weeks now. i've been to the dr. found out i HAD strep throat and a sinus infection, took all of my antibiotic, but i still feel like shit (myspace should have a smile...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:20:00 GMT

soliloquy

what the fuck have i done? seriously here folks. every time i turn around, BAM! another slap in the face. i mean literally in this case. i'm at work the other night and becasue this bitch wanted to ju...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:32:00 GMT

if you ever cared

hey what's up. you ever feel like running. just running as fast and as hard as yo can. just to get anywhere, even if you go nowhere. just running, so that noone has to cross your path for more than a ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:44:00 GMT

thbbbbbb! big fat raspberry to ya!

Well son of a bitch! The weather is finally getting to where I can stand it, and I have no one to go out and enjoy it with I mean really ejoy it. I just want to go outside, right now at 11:19 pm and g...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:30:00 GMT