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David

My Interests

Movies:

Conspiracy Theory, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Sandlot, can't think of the rest

Television:

Well....I don't have cable anymore so I can't watch all those good old infomercials. Seinfeld, Lost, and Saturday morning cartoons will do.

Books:

I don't really read books, but I can tell you a whole shit load of funny stories.

Heroes:

Emerson....he wrote this article The Nonconformist. its very enlightining everyone should read it and follow it like a religion

My Blog

David’s Principle of Wisdom No. 1

"Life is Hard......Quicksand not so Hard" Talking from experience, one second you're walking on solid dirt, the next thing you know one foot, one foot underground.  Second later two feet, one foo...
Posted by David on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST

$40 a Day in Vegas

$40 a Day in Vegas I didn't want to start off the day too heavy.  Sometimes you can find a great food deal; you just have to know where to look.  I had a couple sips of bottled water for bre...
Posted by David on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

AIM Logs......

Session Start (chinesemoney:dirtdog4lyfe): Fri Mar 23 14:53:42 2007chinesemoney: whatupdogdirtdog4lyfe: WHATdirtdog4lyfe:  ARE YOU AT WORK?chinesemoney: knewpchinesemoney: home sweet homechinesem...
Posted by David on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

Drinky Drinky Byung Ki is passed out on the floor

Glevinet or something like that.......drinking half a bottle between two people is not recommended.   For some reason it hit byung ki and his ass is out for the count.......as for me the onl...
Posted by David on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST

Internship Available

Internship Available Immediately Applicant must be hard working, non-stupid, non-ugly, non-foreign.  Familiarity with bullshitting people, screening calls, and problem solving skills a must. ...
Posted by David on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

Don't Open The Wrapper, It Depreciates The Value!

Shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck, why is it that everytime i buy something expensive, it just gets all scratched up!  New laptop, only a little over a week old.  Didn't want to leave it in the ...
Posted by David on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

The Future Looks Bleak&&&.Judgment Day

Who knows when the war in Iraq will end and the ones in Iran and Afghanistan will begin.  Conflict based on false pretenses and a leader who just can't admit that he is wrong.  There were no...
Posted by David on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Hear ye Hear ye

Hear ye, hear ye, Let it be known that from this day hence, thy own name may carry the tiltle of "Uncle", or "Uncle David".  Also&.."The Uncle Who Drinks" which has no relation what so ever to t...
Posted by David on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS DIDN'T YOU READ THE BLOG TITLE!!!Guess I'll write some words of wisdom:Everything written in this blog may or may not have happened.  When in doubt refer to the blog titl...
Posted by David on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

The Best Things In Life Are FREE

Guide To Getting Shit For Free1.  Patience = Free Food:Did you know if you wait 1 hour for a simple steak at D&B's its on the house.  So are the beers you drink along the way.  This...
Posted by David on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST