In the spirit of the election season ...
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"I was just in Ohio. You know what's a fun thing to do there? Packing up and getting the hell out of there." -- Dave Attell
"Sometimes when I'm home alone, and I feel sad and I feel like nothing in my life is going right ... so I like to take a home pregnancy test. Yea, that way I can utter the phrase, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant." That way I know better days are right around the corner."
"Not nearly as much as I do with the, a, attire that you have on, or just your general point of view towards everybody. But lets go kill some birds, I'm psyched."
Well, I am moving to Lexington Park, MD for the new J-O-B. Pretty excited/don't really know what to expect. Everybody better stay in touch or I will hunt you down like the dogs that you are. Ok, I probably won't, but I will call you names ... or something.
