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About Me

oooooh... another one of these things... bleh! for every one of these you make me fill out... i shall kill you! don't hate me cause i'm beautiful, intelligent and poised to take over the world.. it really is not my fault the rest of you are inferior and unworthy of my dictatorship! oh c'mon now.. don't go away angry... just go away! you think its easy being perfect??? huh? do ya? well its not! just think of all the pressure and stress related to being surrounded by useless shells of carbon day in and day out. ok... ok... but seriously.. i'm just kidding!! hahaha errrr..... NOT! :P
Rate my evil twin at hot or not... a 10 of course... or i shall kill you!
My evil twins profile... he is nothing... don't bother
Oh oh... definitely don't go to our 'Lounge' website.. if you do.. well, you know what will happen
but should you wish to hear a few quotes from yours truly... be my guest.. it might be the last thing you do

My Interests

interests? oh isn't this just redundant... world domination.. duh!!

I'd like to meet:

well since you don't actually exist i am willing to give it a go. You are bent on world domination.. of course. You have some manner of super power.. preferably evil... but i can always twist it to my devices. You hold multiple PhD's in the sciences.. you know like rocket science, fusion power technologies or any other degree that may in fact get us off this rock and back to the planet we actually came from. Any mastery of quantum physics on an application level would be most appreciated. Of course you are amazingly beautiful (like me) although these worms have no clue what beauty is, so you know who you are ;)

Music:

yes yes the opiate of the masses... oh.. ummm.. maybe that was religion.. i don't care. the drum roll just prior to them lopping off heads in France was a rather good tune... don't you think?

Movies:

made them, been in them... still it is only pretend world domination.. all the pleasure without the pay off.. i'm so very disappointed!

Television:

kill it!!!! err.. i mean turn it off until i have taken over the airwaves in which time you will all be given instructions on how best to dispose of your worthless water wasted shells.

Books:

if ever there was any chance of salvation for you... i am mildly impressed with the quasi-intelligence of some of your authors.. though most of the good ones are long since dead... which is not a bad thing... just that i may have enjoyed a minute or two of conversation with them. oh well, i will atomize this planet to make room for my planets interstellar highway very soon.. so no worries

Heroes:

As if i really need to tell you! ME!!! duh