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Why Can't I Be You?

Let's Go Pens!!!!

About Me


I love MMA. I would love to do it myself but have bad knees. I've converted 22 older UFC video tapes to DVD so that has to tell ya something.
I'm a total fantasy Hockey Geek......I love Hockey.
Let's Go Pens
Rekindled my desire to lift lately with 2 of my buddies and am trying to get into better shape
As I mature….I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.…
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just plain assholes…
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it…
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do…unless we are famous celebrities or professional sports athletes
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and the ones you care the least about in life…just never go away…
Song of the Day
Hellyeah
You Wouldn't Know
You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I’ve been through. You wouldn't know,
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn’t know
18 wheels are rolling,
18 wheels are crushing,
Me down,
Running me down
Cars are crashing
Cars are crashin, all around me
Running me down,
All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,
You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I’ve been through. You wouldn’t know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn’t know
Lightning’s crashin’
Thunder’s rolling all around me,
Bringin me down
Stars are falling,
Fires lighting all around me,
Burning me down
All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,
You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I’ve been through. You wouldn’t know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn’t know
Feels like I’m falling down,
Inside a fever rising,
Buried my life deep in the ground,
Left my existence lying, so lets go
You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I’ve been through. You wouldn't know,
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life
You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I've been through. You wouldn't know.

My Interests



The Cure
Just Like Heaven
My Favorite Song of All Time

Kermit!!

You Are an Old Soul
You are an experienced soul who appreciates tradition.
Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone.
Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient.
A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people.

You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends
A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others.
Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone.
But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are Emerald Green
Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you. What Color Green Are You?

Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem like a huge flirt.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.

You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.

In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.

While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?

You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe. The Five Factor Values Test

Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?

You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.

In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

You Are A Chestnut Tree
You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.
And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.
You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.
Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.
Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

You Are Apple Red

You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun.
And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial.
Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. What Color Red Are You?

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do You're Capt Morgan and Coke all the way What alcoholic drink are you?

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...

With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.

You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life

Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality Test

You Are Hockey
Tough, athletic, and not afraid of a fight.
You don't mind putting your body on the line! What Winter Sport Are You?

Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"I've discovered a whole new way to create a clone! Let's go back to my place and I'll show you." What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"You will go home with me. It is unavoidable. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!" What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
You've been known to lick *everything* clean What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Your Love Element Is Fire
In love, you are a true listener and totally present.
For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt.

You attract others with your joy and passion.
Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.

Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.

You connect best with: Wood

Avoid: Water

You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly What Element Is Your Love?

You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test

You Are 72% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?

You Are Pecan Pie Soda
Sweet, but totally nuts What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

Your Luck Quotient: 72%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?

You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

Your Porn Star Name Is...
Rod Steel What's Your Porn Star Name?

You scored as Aragorn.

Aragorn


83%

Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)


73%

Legolas


67%

Arwen of Rivendell


67%

Boromir


67%

Samwise Gamgee


63%

Galadriel


63%

Gandalf the Grey


60%

Gimli


57%

Saruman the White


57%

Eowyn of Rohan


50%

Gollum


43%

Frodo Baggins


43%

Peregrin Took (Pippin)


40%
Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?

If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Aita Isu

And You Would Be: A Prophet If You Were Born in 2893

Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You tend to give more than take in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

You Are An Invisible Ex
You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! What Type of Ex Are You?

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do.

Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky.

You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.

In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

Your Pickup Line Is
Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator

I'd like to meet:



Anyone really, I try to be nice to everyone...even if it screws me over, it seems I give more than I get in life.

Music:

Give me some Metal and Punk and I'm happy.

like to listen to some good Electronic too (Feev and Bolt are my heros they make the music the world needs to hear)

Fav Bands: Slayer, Beastie Boys, Mistfits, AC/DC, Minor Threat, Agnostic Front, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Depeche Mode, the Cure, Iron Maiden, the Smiths, Judas Priest, Circle Jerks, Korn, Metallica, the Cult, Lamb of God, Black Flag, S.O.D., Ozzy, Sir Mix-A-Lot (baby's got back)....sh*t the list goes on and on and on....

The Chemical Brothers - The Test

Slayer - Raining Blood

Slayer - Angel of Death

Movies:

A bunch of movies.....too many to list right now...but come watch some i've got close to 1000 of them. Yeah yeah, i'm a movie nerd.

Television:

LOST
The Wire
Heroes
Family Guy, South Park, Sopranos, Deadwood, Carnivale, Seinfeld, X-Files, Real World/Road Rules Challengess, UFC, PRIDE, The Ulitmate Fighter, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Newswatch Magazine, Entourage, Adult Swim: Futurama...Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Real Time with Bill Maher, Beavis and Butthead, American Dad, Batman (the one on Boomerang late night)

The Simpsons are my favorite of all time...

Any Hockey Game, any team, anywhere....my favorite sport
Steelers Football Games

Still like music videos when you can see them.

Books:

some of my fav authors:

Stephen King, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Philip K Dick, Bruce Sterling, Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert, Tad Williams, Dean Koontz, James Patterson

Heroes:

My mom and my little cousin Alex
Anyone who follows their dreams....good for you.

My Blog

The Silent Friendships of Men

The Silent Friendships of MenBy ROGER ROSENBLATTWhat I enjoyed most about my conversations with John Campbell was that they hardly existed. We spoke--at the post office, at the village store, whenever...
Posted by Why Can't I Be You? on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

Sexual Zodiac....funny.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to...
Posted by Why Can't I Be You? on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST