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About Me

Billie Jean was My lover.
I hope to one day grow a mustache.
I like carrot cake.

I have the coolest girlfriend on planet Earth. Her name is Rachel. I almost never open my mail. I love dogs--especially Sappho the Great, PhD, Tupac Lamar Wittman, Dudley Steve Lujan, and Aussie Cola McGlynn. Cats are cool, but I have already owned the greatest cat of all time so there is no need to own another one (R.I.P. Schmitty-miss you buddy). I prefer Gatorade to Powerade (no contest), Crunchy peanut butter over Creamy (though it's close), and The Ticket to ESPN. I watch a lot of Sports. I used to only watch DVDs, now I watch American Idol. I wear boxer briefs...or do I?? I love Philadelphia Sports Teams, and will most likely paint my room Philadelphia Eagles colors when I stop renting and start owning. I go to chuch every week of the year, even when I'm on vacation. I have recently begun using CatWalk hair products.

My Interests

Music-music-music, people, good times, adrenaline rushes, bungee jumping, communication studies, caffeine free hot tea, searching for the perfect slice of Carrot Cake

I'd like to meet:

People who like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. People who are proud of who they are. A talking dog. Honda Civic enthusiasts. People with original style. George from Seinfeld. People who are real. Donovan McNabb. The guy who wrote the theme song to Karate Kid, Part II. Fans of Less is More. People who think mustaches are funny.People who know what movie this quote is from:Littering, and...littering, and...littering, and...littering, and...And this quote too:"Meet my team LeFleur...Blade...Lazer...Blazer..."And...People that speak Spanish so I can practice my skills.

Music:

Currently Listening (1.15.08):

UGK, "Underground Kingz"
Motion City Soundtrack, "Even if it Kills Me"
Say Anything, "In Defense of the Genre"
Birdman & Lil Wayne, "Pop Bottles"

General Listening

Sooooooooooo many. Jimmy Eat World, Guster, Valve, Drums 'n Tuba, local bands, local bands, local bands, Common Alibi, Two Month Reunion, Already Proud, The Falling View, Paper Airplane, Kelly Clarkson (what? I like that one song, okay, Get up Kids, Blink 182, The Beach Boys, Chris Tomlin, Matt Maher, Marvin Gaye, OutKast, Punchline, Starting Line, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, The Pointer Sisters, Less is More.

My friend Chuck mentioned the other day I get excited whenever 80s music comes on.

Movies:

Singles, Vanilla Sky, Office Space, Jerry Maguire, Swingers, See no Evil Hear no Evil, High Fidelity, Spaceballs, American Beauty, Babel, The Bear

Television:

Hmmmm...well...here goes: Chappelle's Show, Pardon the Interruption, Family Guy, Sportscenter, Philly Sports Teams, Conan O'Brien!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Tuesdays with Morrie, Brave New World, Corinthians, Gospel of Luke, Pocket book of Popular Japanese Translations...& oh yeah, I really dig lawyer novels (John Grisham, Steve Martini, etc.).

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Gandhi, my Mom and Dad, Lori Ann Byers, anyone brave enough to still sport a mullet, Mother Teresa.

My Blog

Happiness by Deacon Joe

Happy people find reasons to be happy.Miserable people find reasons to be miserable. Think about it! ;)
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

PhD nickname dream

So...last night I had this crazy dream where me and my homies were throwing this crazy cool party to celebrate me getting my PhD in Communication Studies (note: this was a dream in the future). At som...
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

Possessions by Deacon Joe

The more things you own, the more those things own you. Think about it!;-)
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST

Words you should not say to someone who is constipated...

So....you know how when people have to piss they don't like it when you ask them to imagine running water, rivers, waterfalls, etc.? Well this list is sort of like that...except for the big Number 2....
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

Nature by Deacon Joe

When nature calls...you can't take a message.Seriously.Deacon Joe...
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Crazy by Deacon Joe

I may be crazy, you might be right. But even if I was, how would either of us know? What you call crazy others call ahead of our time. This year's crazy is tomorrow's genius. And I gotta tell all you ...
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

True Love by Deacon Joe

True love is not when you can't stand the thought of your partner with someone else...but when you can't stand the thought of YOU with someone else.
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

My Life Thoughts by Deacon Joe

Went to the mall today. Thought about buying a T-shirt at Hot Topic but decided not to for financial reasons.Came home, listened to the new Justin Timberlake CD. Danced with the dog in the living room...
Posted by Explosive Joseph on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST