Hello, I'm Pudgy and this is my trusty sidekick, Lucky. We've been bestest pals for a long time. Almost since the day we were born. You may know me from one of my many famous roles in moobies and commershooz. If ya ever see a bunny hoppin round in the frame, it's probably me! (unless they gave the stoopid part to one of the other buns out there that ain't as famous as me, or because i was busy workin on a better project! An for the record, I think the eveready bunny is a HACK!!)
Like any famous celebunny, I have my own production company with many projects in various stages of development. Who knows, maybee I'll e-bun cast you in one of em some day. :-D Oh, and a word of advice to all the paperazzi out there -- BUNNIES HAVE PRIVATE LIVES TOO!!!! So stop tearin thru my garbage and takin unsolicited pikchoooz of me!! Next time I catch ya, I'll boot ya in the head with my lucky rabbit's foot, only for you, it won't be so lucky!!! ...Huh? No NOT YOU Lucky!! (*hebby sigh*)
Speaking of Lucky, he's my trusty personoo assistant. He can be forgetfoo at tybes, and a little silly too, but he's very loyal and trustworthy. He does a real good job of keepin track of my canendoo, appointbuntz and screens calls reallee good too. He's also very shy and happy to let me take the limelight (which works out well, since i'm the superstar!) We met one day after a stoopid lady was tryin to win him outta onea-dem games with the claw and awl the annibooz inside. She awlboast got him too, but Lucky was hangin on for dear life on the side of the shute. Then the stoopid bee-och ran outta quaters, so I swooped in and booted the machine with my lucky foot, and presto-changeo -- the rest wuz historee an wee been bestest budz since!! And that's one of the only tybes gettin booted by me wuz lucky for subbwudd, and dats why I named my bestest pal Lucky. So don't mess with my bestest little Lucky! Just cuz heez shy, don't mean he should be taken advantage of! Cuz ifya do.... you guessed it -- i'll boot ya with my lucky foot! Only for you, it won't be so lucky!! ...huh? NO LUCKY NOT YOU!!! (*hebby sigh*)
Eddyhoo.... if ya wanna be our friend, drop us a line. Lucky will keep ya posted on my next big moobee role. Woncha Lucky? Lucky...? !?!??! Yes this time I mean YOU!!! (*hebby sigh*)
Big hugs to all my fans!!!
Luv,
Pudgy - Superstar Bunny
(and his trusty sidekick, Lucky!)
